Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Has Trump tweeted much/at all while overseas?

I think in America assoulting a reported may actyually help you get elected - shows power

It worked for Wu Tang

greg gianforte, the gop's bjork

Nothing wrong here!

Update: @GregForMontana's campaign has cancelled his appearance on @MSNBC's #MTPDaily this evening. https://t.co/vOZE8uURa9

— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) May 25, 2017

I guess one roadblock could be kail time

Gianoforte had a 2pm interview on Fox News and a 5pm interview on MSNBC

Both canceled now

— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) May 25, 2017

http://www.organizeyourselfskinny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kalefreezecollage.jpg

Sorry, not worth huge image for lame "kale time" joke.

Have fun with that

Rep. Duncan Hunter said of MT reporter assault, “It’s not appropriate behavior. Unless the reporter deserved it.”

— Mary Clare Jalonick (@MCJalonick) May 25, 2017

gives the eyes a rest from texxxxt

stop posting

has anyone in the GOP actually come out to say "physically attacking reporters is bad"

don't wanna make those snap decisions until all the facts are in

why be hatin?

A statement condemning the assault of reporters could come back to haunt you once you eventually get around to assaulting a reporter yourself.

*Look at their faces* and the whispering as Trump admonishes leaders over NATO financial obligations. pic.twitter.com/gLCYgKTdi3

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 25, 2017

Every Montana paper leads with Gianforte’s body-slam and the 23 million uninsured by AHCA. pic.twitter.com/V2KLxgHhSr

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) May 25, 2017

Trump can barely read.

He reads like Nelson Muntz

tbf, I'm not sure I could listen to him in any context and not smile and whisper to my friends. (hushed) "Eet eez true, he eez a total eediot."

Louie Gohmert: “We didn't have a course on bodyslamming…”

Trent Franks: “The left has precipitated this tense, confrontational approach…” pic.twitter.com/eYdttV3397

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 25, 2017

Stop punching yourself!

When reporters asked Trump, as he sat for cameras with Macron before their lunch, whether he wanted to say anything about British intelligence sharing, Trump said only, “Thank you.” Asked if his fired national security adviser, Michael Flynn, should cooperate with FBI and congressional investigations on collusion with Russia, Trump stared at the source of the question and again said, “Thank you,” as the press was hustled out of the room.

Principal Jenkins: Okay, Jimmy. Now tell me why you bodyslammed Peter during recess.
Jimmy: It's not fair! The left has precipitated this tense, confrontational approach!

The left made me do it!

Body Slam! Hit Me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAdcR3VenqQ

Trump whining to NATO about what's fair to the American taxpayers while being under audit from the IRS is priceless.

What an asshole. Hey, folks who voted for Trump: you elected an asshole. A childish asshole. Look at this. What's wrong with him??? https://t.co/EQjfUs3mAz

— Joe Hill (@joe_hill) May 25, 2017

But they'll think he's showing them who's boss? They're bully enablers, this is what they voted for - to make little men feel like big men.

this one is good too

Macron blows off Trump, Trump responds by trying to rip his arm off? This is insane. pic.twitter.com/cPlPg7N72X

— Calvin (@calvinstowell) May 25, 2017

stevie otm, the base eats this shit up. America's in charge again, finally!

I think the guy he shoved aside rightly expected it to be a chummy hello sort of thing but no eye contact + that cartoony egotistical nose-up-jacket-fix move confirms it's just him being the biggest jackass ever.

I just want to see someone haul off and punch his fucking teeth out on camera. It's all I want in the whole, wide world.

It would be a "suicide by cock" mission tho

But when his base gets cut off in traffic by some douchebag with slicked back hair in a BMW zipping around like a maniac and flipping people off... in the past maybe they were pissed and disgusted but in Trump's America are they filled with a comforting warmness because it reminds them of papa Donny or is the sensation just them pissing themselves because they're such fucking idiots?

stay classy djt
(that's the pm of montenegro)

Did Trump just shove another NATO leader to be in the front of the group? pic.twitter.com/bL1r2auELd

— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) May 25, 2017

weak man's idea of a strong man etc.

I just want to see someone haul off and punch his fucking teeth out on camera. It's all I want in the whole, wide world.

get Gianforte on the phone

Extraterrestrials, though, go on with your bad self

.@SpeakerRyan says physical altercations are never appropriate with the "press or with human beings" #MTAL

— Scott Wong (@scottwongDC) May 25, 2017

not-so-sly dig at "the press" there?

Gianaforte charged w assault, newspapers pulling endorsements

Quist smart to keep his mouth shut. Give 'em enough rope etc.

I will be surprised if this actually swings the election though. I guess my prejudicial reading of GOP voters is that they like abusive assholes.

Well that and a lot of early votes already cast.

holy shit @ that Macron clip

my prejudicial reading of GOP voters is that they like abusive assholes.

whatever gave you that idea?

Well that and a lot of early votes already cast.

yeah I've heard 2/3rds of the early votes are in? so he's still probably gonna win, though I guess we don't know how bodyslamming a dude affects election results

And more fun for Congress!

Treasury Secy. Mnuchin tells lawmakers they should vote to raise the debt limit before leaving for August recess https://t.co/RJNQ8eZtYJ pic.twitter.com/KPZlh3QRqJ

— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 25, 2017

Four things are all true: a) there are plenty of people who will applaud Gianforte for punching out a reporter b) 100% of those people were voting for Gianforte anyway c) this could move a lot of votes away from Gianforte without swinging the election, it's really not that clear it was close before yesterday and nobody thought Quist was ahead d) as mentioned above, more than half the vote is already in the books