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When your brand has been tainted so much so, you have to struggle that much harder to distinguish yourself from the morass of troglodytes R us. Although the Brum owners haven't read this memo yet.

Lol! speak of the devil!

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link

local coverage on the next Leeds manager will supersede lil old us, even if we get promoted to the prem on monday. We have to do it just rub some manure all over those bitter Whites involved with local BBC.

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:36 (six years ago) link

guess that can only be steve "we will smash the league next year" gibson whispering tastefully in monk's ear

moyes for leeds please

r|t|c, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

I was looking for the oddschecker page for next Leeds manager and google gave me this vintage book.

Dave Bassett 4
Gary McAllister 4
Micky Adams 8
Paul Ince 8
John Sheridan 9
Steve McClaren 10
Andie Ritchie 12
Glen Hoddle 12
Gary Speed 14
Chris Coleman 14
Adi Boothroyd 14
Gianluca Vialli 14
Billy Davies 16
Martin Allen 16
David O'Leary 16
Lawrie Sanchez 16
Sam Allardyce 16
Steve Cotterill 20
Terry Venables 25
Neil Warnock 25
Gordon Strachan 33
Eddie Gray 40
Howard Wilkinson 50
Kevin Blackwell 66

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

If Leeds and Moyes collide the subsequent black hole could very well destroy the galaxy as we know it

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

*pulls up a deckchair and gets out Galilean binoculars*

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

There is something very UKIP about Monk's attitude and mannerisms that really grinds my gears, but getting into the politics of footballers/managers is a probably a complete waste of energy.

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

I just found out my step-dad has booked a train for the monday Wembley trip, beautiful - I won't even need to hide my booze.

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

I'm jealous - I'll be in Norwich pretending to be an artist until Sunday then will be dashing down without enough time spare to ensure I remember nothing at all about the day out at Wembles.

Tim, Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

The security goons at Wembley seemed a bit keen last time, one of them accused me of being too drunk which was only about half right. I am going have a good drink but maybe a bit less than last time. It sounds like taking any bags is a no as well, wouldn't even be sure if you could leave one in a locker at Victoria station atm. Probably travelling light will be the order of the day.

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

Hate being accused of being too drunk, I'm lovely no matter how battered

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link

well exactly

calzino, Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

praying that the Nuno rumours are true if only because of the massive trolling to our "putting a shift in" ultras

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 May 2017 08:48 (six years ago) link

the original mendes pawn, how sweet

karanka + leeds is just too dirty to contemplate

r|t|c, Friday, 26 May 2017 09:41 (six years ago) link

I will enjoy being a Mendes money-laundering operation way more than huffing and puffing away under Lambo, Brucey, Monk, etc etc etc

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 May 2017 09:43 (six years ago) link

I quite liked this from the penultimate cartoon match report of the season.
http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/Sheffweds3/sheffieldweds140517_r5_c1.jpg

calzino, Friday, 26 May 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link

Cartoonist from the Wolves programmes has done the cover for the L2 POF:

https://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Flt-footballprogrammes.co.uk%2Fimages%2F2017%2520L2%2520PO%2520FINAL.jpg

Tim, Sunday, 28 May 2017 06:48 (six years ago) link

https://goo.gl/images/jzlDSA

Tim, Sunday, 28 May 2017 06:48 (six years ago) link

soon all football programmes will look like this

good luck Exeter!

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 May 2017 06:50 (six years ago) link

Thanks. It'll be a weird one with 17-18000 of us and about 6000 of Blackpool. Would rather be playing Blackburn than Forest Green next year but it doesn't fee like the biggest deal for some reason. Still excited though, obv.

Tim, Sunday, 28 May 2017 07:36 (six years ago) link

GL Exeter. It looks like most of the Tangerines will be supporting Exeter today as well so you have to do 'em!

calzino, Sunday, 28 May 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link

Sorry Tim.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link

what a downer of a result Tim:( I hope you still had a good day.

calzino, Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

Thanks all, I had three quarters of a good day! It wasn't much of a game and I feel a bit sore this morning but I'm not as disappointed as I might be - compared to failing to get back into the league this is nothing.

Tim, Monday, 29 May 2017 07:56 (six years ago) link

Good luck Hudds!

Tim, Monday, 29 May 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

VOTE: Which is your most memorable second-tier play-off moment?
Winners will be promoted to Premier League
Get involved #bbcefl

feel like this is a step too far for BBC interactivity

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

it's pretty much the one Have Your Say that we've got a legit claim to

imago, Monday, 29 May 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

Pens. What a sitter Huddersfield missed in the first half though, ouch!

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

this seems cruel

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

otm

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

that's what makes it so exciting

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

booooooooo :(

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

Trust a German to miss.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

YESSSSSSSSS :D :D

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

Haha

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link

3-3

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link

YAAAA

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

OMG!

del esdichado (NickB), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

NAILS BITTEN

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :DDDD

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

del esdichado (NickB), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GOD BLESS YOU CALZINOOOOOOOO

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

RIP Calzino :D

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

Come on, the North!!!

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

Windsor Davies, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

:D :D :D :D

Windsor Davies, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

Get in calzino!

wtev, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

maracas.jpg

del esdichado (NickB), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

JACQUELINE BISSET, KENNETH BRANAGH, MIKE OLDFIELD, RICKY GERVAIS, CAN YOU HEAR ME RICKY GERVAIS? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING, YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/480/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2017/5/29/d8f4ab6a-1c95-423d-9ba3-69ed528b6acf.png

Congrats Calzino, hope you've the day off tomorrow!!

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link


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