Poll - Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

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this poll is so dad

austinb, Thursday, 25 May 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link

There is definitely a sort of meta thing I notice when people do a lot of these songs in karaoke where they're not just performing the fantasy of being Jon Bon Jovi but performing the fantasy of being the cool party person who karaokes Bon Jovi.

As far as blanket arguments against white people go, this one I'll allow.

Should've included "Love Shack" tho.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 May 2017 03:44 (six years ago) link

Also, a pretty good approximation of perpetual karaoke hell if you add "Jack and Diane" and "Baby Got Back."

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 May 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link

Sweet Caroline

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 May 2017 04:07 (six years ago) link

Might be a regional thing, but "Wagon Wheel" seems to be a pretty big bar band drunken singalong tune here.

earlnash, Thursday, 25 May 2017 05:19 (six years ago) link

never heard of it

billstevejim, Thursday, 25 May 2017 05:27 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E

earlnash, Thursday, 25 May 2017 06:46 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 27 May 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

'I want it that way' should be on this list

iatee, Saturday, 27 May 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link

Great thread ILX2017

the rockists' red glare (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 27 May 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link

wagon wheel is definitely a substantial omission.

heck i get turnt just thinking about it

greg pianoforte (voodoo chili), Saturday, 27 May 2017 06:24 (six years ago) link

But do you get beyond?

Mark G, Saturday, 27 May 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link

heard wagon wheel for the first time yesterday. got turnt, but only just.

Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 28 May 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

Don McLean - American Pie 0

I hope this song's existence is written out of history entirely someday.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 28 May 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link

lol even Red Solo Cup got more votes than American Pie

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 28 May 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZnBNuqqz5g

Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:43 (six years ago) link

'american pie' makes no one turnt

actually my kids (both in elementary school) are wild for this song

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link

growing up I wanted to tape over my dad's Don Maclean tape in the middle of that song and scream "I'M GLAD THE BOPPER'S DEAD"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:55 (six years ago) link


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