Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

the spidery hand of a secret muslim, clearly

- Dmrmalonarld Trmrumpflump

of course it's real

I can't be the only person who legitimately finds it hard to tell the difference between (well-done) fake things clowning trump and authentic trump self-clowns

i mean at this point there's no reason to make shit up about trump, and even if you do it's not going to be nearly as weird and upsetting as the real thing

xpost No, not at all. My critical faculties have been demolished over the past year.

Trump is the loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNJHG3wVekQ

Trump is the loser

he has a map he'd like to show you

https://www.mountain-forecast.com/locationmaps/Loser-mountain.12.gif

Obama has really nice handwriting. It's impressive; as a result of typing every damn thing over the last 25 years I can barely string three letters together coherently any more. I dread leaving cards coming round the office!

I think that Obama message above was from his visit to Mt Herzl in 2013; he left a longer (and similarly erudite) note at Yad Vashem when he visited as a senator in 2008. Bush left one that just said "God bless Israel".

"When viewers are looking for any sign of what it’s like for the Trumps in their new lives behind closed doors, a quick flick of the wrist could prove to be one of the most revealing hints of all. "

a quick flick of (a straight razor across) the wrist could prove to be one of the most revealing hints of all.

a quck flip of CLINTON votes to TRUMP on electronic voting booths by rushian hackers...

only psychopaths swap from upper to lower case throughout a sentence word, right? xps

FRieNDS

nice to hear former CIA director brennan reiterate in an open congressional hearing that there was contact between the trump campaign and the goddamn fucking russians as putin hacked our election

In stirring speech, President Trump says Hitler was "a real dumbass"

— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 23, 2017

nice to hear former CIA director brennan reiterate in an open congressional hearing that there was contact between the trump campaign and the goddamn fucking russians as putin hacked our election

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 10:57 AM (eight minutes ago)

did Brennan slam his palm on the table?

yeah can i see the unqualmsleyed transcript of that pls

Trump seems to be the culmination of the overall increasing lack of sensitivity and goodwill to all humans replaced by righteous outrage in all directions, replacing reasoning and fact checking with blind rage , and his treatment of the terror attack is an example of this, as the reduction of terrorism will be achieved by a combination of increased security and increased scrutiny of military activity and involvement in the middle east, not verbally sinking to the level of the attackers.

Former CIA Director John Brennan confirmed Tuesday to the House Intelligence Committee that “Russia brazenly interfered in the 2016 election process,” saying this fact “should be clear to everyone” by this point.
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Then, under questioning from Rep. Thomas Rooney (R-FL), Brennan went further, saying that he left office with “unresolved questions” about whether Russia had worked with any “U.S. persons” involved in the 2016 campaign to influence the outcome.

Based on what he knows about Russia from decades of work as an intelligence officer, Brennan said: “They try to suborn individuals and try to get individuals, including U.S. individuals, to act on their behalf—wittingly or unwittingly,” he said. “I was worried about the number of contacts that the Russians had with U.S. persons. Therefore, by the time I left office on January 20th, I had unresolved questions in my mind, as to whether or not the Russians had been successful in getting U.S. persons involved in the campaign or not to work on their behalf again either in a witting or unwitting fashion.”

Brennan said he does not know whether any Americans engaged in “actively conspiring” with Russia, but says he found evidence of contacts between Russian officials and Americans troubling enough to warrant a serious investigation.

“I encountered and am aware of information and intelligence that revealed contacts and interactions between Russian officials and U.S. persons involved in the Trump campaign,” he said. “I was concerned because of known Russian efforts to suborn such individuals. And it raised questions in my mind again whether or not the Russians were able to gain the cooperation of those individuals.”

Asked if the individuals he was referring to were official members of the Trump campaign, Brennan declined to identify them due to the classified nature of the intelligence in question.

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yeah but he whispered "goddam fucking" under his breath every time he was about to say "Russians"

Must be fun to be Putin, because he and his crew know the answers to all or most of this mystery, and all they can do is sit back and watch it unfold. And even if it turns out they were as guilty of everything they have been accused of doing, from influencing the election to working with Trump Inc., it's, like, no biggie, because what are we going to do to Russia over this?

Sue them?

Or call them losers..

If they basically acted as campaign contributors or helpers that is one thing but if they actually hacked voting machines that is an act of war!

Anyways Washington is full of bought and sold politicians isnt it? Lets forget the illusion that the American people have power over the presidency or any real aspect of washington!!

if they actually hacked voting machines

this didn't happen

they were and remain under US government sanctions so campaign contributions and help (beyond breaking into the DNC's emails) are a no-no

getting kinda tired of the violet jynx schtick tbh, can we skip to the end

i keep trying to

Hacking voting machines: not that difficult. Hiding a secret deviation in votes from after-the-fact statistical analysis: nearly impossible.

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) November 7, 2016

right and there is no deviation found in the after-the-fact statistical analysis

let's not let facts get in the way of reposting tweets from seven months ago

getting kinda tired of the violet jynx schtick tbh, can we skip to the end

― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara)

only now just started to notice this poster. this is a sock,right ?

can't believe carne asada thinks i'm a sock

are you deez nuts ?

honestly feeling so attacked rn

Deez are some quality nuts, bizarro.

for anyone blocked by the paywall on this

Larry summers not on board https://www.ft.com/content/2ae4722a-f82f-3bbe-aba1-5b89dd8ac314

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 8:20 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/trump-budget-based-on-usd2-trillion-math-error.html?mid=twitter_nymag

fucking nude spock ! i knew it

please let owen wilson play trey gowdy in the eventual movie of this entire kerfuffle

Deez are some quality nuts, bizarro.

i only f w/ bofa-brand nuts

Scott Adams is in love again:

President Trump just gave ISIS its new name: Losers. (Short for Evil Losers).

If you think that’s no big deal, you’re wrong. It’s a big deal. This is – literally – weapons-grade persuasion from the most powerful Master Persuader of our time.

jfc

scott adams otm - i thought isis were pretty chill bros until trump cannily rebranded them as losers and the scales fell from my eyes

it's http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/trump-budget-based-on-usd2-trillion-math-error.html?mid=twitter_nymag

sad lol

maybe now they'll claim that the tax cuts will create....FOUR trillion higher revenue

As a mental experiment, imagine the CEOs of the major browser companies, including Google, Apple, Microsoft, and the open source products getting together to stop the spread of Loser propaganda. They could collectively decide to program their browsers to auto-convert ISIS or Al-Quaeda or other cool terror names to Evil Losers. If all the browser products agree, that’s all your teenager in Europe will see as he tries to self-radicalize. That would, in time, end recruitment for Losers.

stunning lack of self-awareness from the man whose twitter followers still have the word "deplorable" in their handle

Good point, frogbs; it seems to invite appropriation and counter-ridicule, cf. "deplorables." Hah lolz I'm such a LOSER Imma LOSE my intestines all over yr stadium/airport/shopping mall as I take out dozens of innocent bystanders; if this is LOSING I don't wanna know what winning looks like.

The art of losing isn't hard to master
though it may look like disaster

scott adams otm - i thought isis were pretty chill bros until trump cannily rebranded them as losers and the scales fell from my eyes

― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 10:55 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More importantly, the scales have fallen from their eyes. Their destructive rampage has been supplanted by a state of quiet contemplation on the possibility that they have, in fact, been losers this entire time, as 'The Sound of Silence' slowly fades up in the background.

Dear @FLOTUS: In this one moment, you are a preview of America. pic.twitter.com/TtzBGOnFlN

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 22, 2017

Trump and Melania arrive to Rome AF1 👋 pic.twitter.com/JjXzgM6Ox3

— Daniella Diaz (@DaniellaMicaela) May 23, 2017

She's not even trying to keep up appearances any more is she?