Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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^^^^ suing u for plagiarism xps

pickety third (stevie), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

aww i was hoping we could keep that going for a bit longer

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

trump's message in the yad vashem book of remembrance

that's not real right?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

wait fuck it appears that is actually real

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

has anyone mentioned yet that lol nothing matters

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

of course it's real

the only surprise really is that all the words are spelled correctly

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

he is kənˈfyo͞ozd/

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

here's obama's message from 2013 fyi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAgfhU9XsAEGW8f.jpg:large

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

the spidery hand of a secret muslim, clearly

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

- Dmrmalonarld Trmrumpflump

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link

of course it's real

I can't be the only person who legitimately finds it hard to tell the difference between (well-done) fake things clowning trump and authentic trump self-clowns

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

i mean at this point there's no reason to make shit up about trump, and even if you do it's not going to be nearly as weird and upsetting as the real thing

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

xpost No, not at all. My critical faculties have been demolished over the past year.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

Trump is the loser

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

Trump is the loser

he has a map he'd like to show you

President Keyes, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

Obama has really nice handwriting. It's impressive; as a result of typing every damn thing over the last 25 years I can barely string three letters together coherently any more. I dread leaving cards coming round the office!

I think that Obama message above was from his visit to Mt Herzl in 2013; he left a longer (and similarly erudite) note at Yad Vashem when he visited as a senator in 2008. Bush left one that just said "God bless Israel".

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

"When viewers are looking for any sign of what it’s like for the Trumps in their new lives behind closed doors, a quick flick of the wrist could prove to be one of the most revealing hints of all. "

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link

a quick flick of (a straight razor across) the wrist could prove to be one of the most revealing hints of all.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

a quck flip of CLINTON votes to TRUMP on electronic voting booths by rushian hackers...

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

only psychopaths swap from upper to lower case throughout a sentence word, right? xps

FRieNDS

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link

nice to hear former CIA director brennan reiterate in an open congressional hearing that there was contact between the trump campaign and the goddamn fucking russians as putin hacked our election

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link

In stirring speech, President Trump says Hitler was "a real dumbass"

— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 23, 2017

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

nice to hear former CIA director brennan reiterate in an open congressional hearing that there was contact between the trump campaign and the goddamn fucking russians as putin hacked our election

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 10:57 AM (eight minutes ago)

did Brennan slam his palm on the table?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

yeah can i see the unqualmsleyed transcript of that pls

spud called maris (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

Trump seems to be the culmination of the overall increasing lack of sensitivity and goodwill to all humans replaced by righteous outrage in all directions, replacing reasoning and fact checking with blind rage , and his treatment of the terror attack is an example of this, as the reduction of terrorism will be achieved by a combination of increased security and increased scrutiny of military activity and involvement in the middle east, not verbally sinking to the level of the attackers.

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

Former CIA Director John Brennan confirmed Tuesday to the House Intelligence Committee that “Russia brazenly interfered in the 2016 election process,” saying this fact “should be clear to everyone” by this point.
ADVERTISING

Then, under questioning from Rep. Thomas Rooney (R-FL), Brennan went further, saying that he left office with “unresolved questions” about whether Russia had worked with any “U.S. persons” involved in the 2016 campaign to influence the outcome.

Based on what he knows about Russia from decades of work as an intelligence officer, Brennan said: “They try to suborn individuals and try to get individuals, including U.S. individuals, to act on their behalf—wittingly or unwittingly,” he said. “I was worried about the number of contacts that the Russians had with U.S. persons. Therefore, by the time I left office on January 20th, I had unresolved questions in my mind, as to whether or not the Russians had been successful in getting U.S. persons involved in the campaign or not to work on their behalf again either in a witting or unwitting fashion.”

Brennan said he does not know whether any Americans engaged in “actively conspiring” with Russia, but says he found evidence of contacts between Russian officials and Americans troubling enough to warrant a serious investigation.

“I encountered and am aware of information and intelligence that revealed contacts and interactions between Russian officials and U.S. persons involved in the Trump campaign,” he said. “I was concerned because of known Russian efforts to suborn such individuals. And it raised questions in my mind again whether or not the Russians were able to gain the cooperation of those individuals.”

Asked if the individuals he was referring to were official members of the Trump campaign, Brennan declined to identify them due to the classified nature of the intelligence in question.

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

ty

spud called maris (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

yeah but he whispered "goddam fucking" under his breath every time he was about to say "Russians"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

Must be fun to be Putin, because he and his crew know the answers to all or most of this mystery, and all they can do is sit back and watch it unfold. And even if it turns out they were as guilty of everything they have been accused of doing, from influencing the election to working with Trump Inc., it's, like, no biggie, because what are we going to do to Russia over this?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link

Sue them?

Or call them losers..

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

If they basically acted as campaign contributors or helpers that is one thing but if they actually hacked voting machines that is an act of war!

Anyways Washington is full of bought and sold politicians isnt it? Lets forget the illusion that the American people have power over the presidency or any real aspect of washington!!

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

if they actually hacked voting machines

this didn't happen

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

they were and remain under US government sanctions so campaign contributions and help (beyond breaking into the DNC's emails) are a no-no

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

getting kinda tired of the violet jynx schtick tbh, can we skip to the end

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

i keep trying to

nomar, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

Hacking voting machines: not that difficult. Hiding a secret deviation in votes from after-the-fact statistical analysis: nearly impossible.

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) November 7, 2016

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

right and there is no deviation found in the after-the-fact statistical analysis

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

let's not let facts get in the way of reposting tweets from seven months ago

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

getting kinda tired of the violet jynx schtick tbh, can we skip to the end

― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara)

only now just started to notice this poster. this is a sock,right ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

can't believe carne asada thinks i'm a sock

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

are you deez nuts ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

honestly feeling so attacked rn

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

Deez are some quality nuts, bizarro.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

for anyone blocked by the paywall on this

Larry summers not on board https://www.ft.com/content/2ae4722a-f82f-3bbe-aba1-5b89dd8ac314

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 8:20 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/trump-budget-based-on-usd2-trillion-math-error.html?mid=twitter_nymag

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

fucking nude spock ! i knew it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

please let owen wilson play trey gowdy in the eventual movie of this entire kerfuffle

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

Deez are some quality nuts, bizarro.

i only f w/ bofa-brand nuts

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link

Scott Adams is in love again:

President Trump just gave ISIS its new name: Losers. (Short for Evil Losers).

If you think that’s no big deal, you’re wrong. It’s a big deal. This is – literally – weapons-grade persuasion from the most powerful Master Persuader of our time.

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link


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