Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

He's only in there to make Steve Bannon look better.

"Mr Bannon, Mr Bannon, can we have a photograph?"

"Sure..." *turning to an aide* "Where's that Corsi guy? Quick, go get him."

Do you dare to last a peach?

"get me that guy with the actual butt on his face that has a handlebar mustache coming out of it that's so waxy and smooth. we need a photograph of someone with bannon."

jerome corsi has the same complexion as post-poisoning viktor yushchenko

i wonder what his skincare secret is

everyone in the Trump team seems to be melting - did they get wet??

Forgetting for the moment the fact that Trump's statement there is basically a complete non-sequitur, is it safe to say that he made no mention of the source of the intelligence because he genuinely had no idea of the intelligence's origin? Because incuriosity?

― human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, May 22, 2017 12:25 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, it's likely because POTUS isn't typically briefed on sources, if only for sake of expediency and clarity.

Good lord! The author of that White House press release thinks the plural of Israeli is Israeli's.

here we go, bannon's new photo buddy

http://i.imgur.com/MXue3ka.jpg

http://assets1.ignimgs.com/2016/02/08/buttheadlistjpg-c744cc.jpg
"I take offense."

but when itcomes to peaches....

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2017/05/palestinian-basic-rights-agenda-trump-170521063950915.html

http://i.imgur.com/jpkUSCH.jpg

now that is a meme I can get in to

who is violet jynx?

don't ask, it's rude

or so I've been told on this thread: wondering if new poster x is an old poster: c or d?

has the word peach been bandied around much to describe he of that colour?

no peaches are juicy and delicate

imo xp

http://images.comiccollectorlive.com/covers/e6b/e6b464f5-d3b7-4964-a6ad-0761f97eb01c.jpg

Apologies to American ILXors but I can't help thinking of:

http://i43.tinypic.com/5ajll3.jpg

I like how this thread starts with a picture of Trump looking like his truck just ran out of gas and then three weeks later he's already in Opec land.

Delivering tribute from Bullettown to Gastown

if x dares to eat a peach, I am satisfied with whatever else they may do or say on ilx

― Aimless, Monday, January 26, 2015 1:45 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The butt of the nude Trump statue is pretty vile, I mean it may be peach in color but the appearance is that of a dangerous enemy's buttock

Meantime

NEW: James Comey will consult with special counsel Robert Mueller before testifying at Senate Intel Committee, aide confirms to @AliABCNews.

— ABC News (@ABC) May 22, 2017

Which makes sense from here, and could affect whether he testifies at all.

Separately from the often very well plugged in Costa

Lots of movement behind the scenes at the White House...

— Robert Costa (@costareports) May 22, 2017

Spicer in the bushes again

(both of them)

(okay sorry, that was terrible)

Dear me.

What does that even mean, "lots of movement?" Isn't most everybody of note (the usual suspects) traveling? Who is doing the moving? Or is Costa implying Barron is throwing the most badass rich kid house party ever?

SCOOP w/ @AshleyRParker: TRUMP close to choosing outside counsel for Russia investigation https://t.co/eFmpmSgjGt

— Robert Costa (@costareports) May 22, 2017

lionelhutz.jpg

Whoops!

WASHINGTON (AP) - Top House Democrat: Documents show Flynn apparently lied to US security clearance investigators on foreign payments.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) May 22, 2017

Been wondering if Comey is a bit colour or at least shade blind if he thought his suit looked anything like the blue of the drapes in the Oval office. or is the art of camouflage a mental thing.
Also wondered what the odd smile you see on his face just before he moves over to greet 45 was until his mindset was explained earlier this week.

Barron is throwing the most badass rich kid house party ever

doodz, the 'rents are outta town. let's get hopped up on juice boxes and make funny voices with helium. we can set up a ball pit in the Situation Room, it'll be dope

let's just do it and be legends, man

Anyone try that as a pickup line yet?

yeah but I was then asked to leave the confessional

I hope you issue refunds to everyone

more like NeanderLOL amirite

O RLY

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-asked-intelligence-chiefs-to-push-back-against-fbi-collusion-probe-after-comey-revealed-its-existence/2017/05/22/394933bc-3f10-11e7-9869-bac8b446820a_story.html?tid=a_breakingnews&utm_term=.6ea52fa5b294

Minor details!

seems like a little bit more evidence every day of attempted obstruction of justice. I'm really curious where this story is going to go from here

to jail

presidents don't go to jail lol

sad but true

but I'll be surprised if *nobody* goes to jail for this

still not really sure what 'this' is

i hope Kushner heads to the clink. also, i hope Sessions has to resign in disgrace. which is probably more of a pipe dream than Trump serving any time.

anything that gets rid of sessions would be dope

well i'm looking forward to Trump's pre-resignation moment of respectability, cf Nixon in China. like maybe he'll open a golf course in Iraq or gently rebuke Tila Tequila for a Nazi meme.