Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

INteresting that anyone can now see naked pics of teh first lady when ever they want - truly a milestone in human history? or did the egyptians have this?

― Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:58 (forty-eight minutes ago) Permalink

It's sexist to think this is a big deal imo. some people are models, they can also do other things later on in their lives, whatever.

BREAKING

PALM BEACH, Fla. - A sinkhole has opened in front of President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club, according to an email alert from the Town of Palm Beach in Florida.

orb issue??

How to get back in the news

Christie tells press in New Jersey that he wouldn't have let Flynn in the White House had he been president, per several reporters present.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) May 22, 2017

Look forward to his running commentary about how he wouldn't have done the most recent thing Trump is getting raked over the coals for if he were president. I'll bet he totally would've ducked if he were Kennedy.

Wilbur Ross says on CNBC: "There was not a single hint of a protester" in Saudi Arabia during Trump's visit.

— Toluse Olorunnipa (@ToluseO) May 22, 2017

@DougHenwood
I can't imagine why.

"I can't say where I this information came from, but it rhymes with Shmisreal."

Press statement @WhiteHouse says 1 goals of @POTUS Israel trip is "promote the possibility of lasting peach" pic.twitter.com/HE1l2lThg8

— Matthew Levitt (@Levitt_Matt) May 22, 2017

Those preservatives he's hawking are really sensational.

If Christie was president he would have caused traffic delays on all the bridges of countries that don't obey the USA - the warefare of the future - Call of DUty 67 Flagger Duty

The note Trump placed in the Western Wall was definitely a copy of that election map pic.twitter.com/C6Z9kf4mgr

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 22, 2017

if christie were president there'd eventually be a sinkhole in the oval office

this administration is quickly becoming the one that everyone likes to mock the most

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/05/22/white_house_document_promotes_lasting_peach_in_middle_east.html

xxpost That or jackietreehorndoodle.jpg.

Jerome Corsi, Washington Bureau Chief, https://t.co/8yxnbeoqQC. We have WH PRESS CREDENTIALS. I'm in WH May 22, 2017 pic.twitter.com/ln9aE6nNOB

— Jerome Corsi (@jerome_corsi) May 22, 2017

infowars now in the white house

Jerome Corsi, age 34

people who put on a date on their tweets like it's a freaking letter

He's only in there to make Steve Bannon look better.

"Mr Bannon, Mr Bannon, can we have a photograph?"

"Sure..." *turning to an aide* "Where's that Corsi guy? Quick, go get him."

Do you dare to last a peach?

"get me that guy with the actual butt on his face that has a handlebar mustache coming out of it that's so waxy and smooth. we need a photograph of someone with bannon."

jerome corsi has the same complexion as post-poisoning viktor yushchenko

i wonder what his skincare secret is

everyone in the Trump team seems to be melting - did they get wet??

Forgetting for the moment the fact that Trump's statement there is basically a complete non-sequitur, is it safe to say that he made no mention of the source of the intelligence because he genuinely had no idea of the intelligence's origin? Because incuriosity?

― human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, May 22, 2017 12:25 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, it's likely because POTUS isn't typically briefed on sources, if only for sake of expediency and clarity.

Good lord! The author of that White House press release thinks the plural of Israeli is Israeli's.

here we go, bannon's new photo buddy

http://i.imgur.com/MXue3ka.jpg

http://assets1.ignimgs.com/2016/02/08/buttheadlistjpg-c744cc.jpg
"I take offense."

but when itcomes to peaches....

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2017/05/palestinian-basic-rights-agenda-trump-170521063950915.html

http://i.imgur.com/jpkUSCH.jpg

now that is a meme I can get in to

who is violet jynx?

don't ask, it's rude

or so I've been told on this thread: wondering if new poster x is an old poster: c or d?

has the word peach been bandied around much to describe he of that colour?

no peaches are juicy and delicate

imo xp

http://images.comiccollectorlive.com/covers/e6b/e6b464f5-d3b7-4964-a6ad-0761f97eb01c.jpg

Apologies to American ILXors but I can't help thinking of:

http://i43.tinypic.com/5ajll3.jpg

I like how this thread starts with a picture of Trump looking like his truck just ran out of gas and then three weeks later he's already in Opec land.

Delivering tribute from Bullettown to Gastown

if x dares to eat a peach, I am satisfied with whatever else they may do or say on ilx

― Aimless, Monday, January 26, 2015 1:45 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The butt of the nude Trump statue is pretty vile, I mean it may be peach in color but the appearance is that of a dangerous enemy's buttock

Meantime

NEW: James Comey will consult with special counsel Robert Mueller before testifying at Senate Intel Committee, aide confirms to @AliABCNews.

— ABC News (@ABC) May 22, 2017

Which makes sense from here, and could affect whether he testifies at all.

Separately from the often very well plugged in Costa

Lots of movement behind the scenes at the White House...

— Robert Costa (@costareports) May 22, 2017

Spicer in the bushes again

(both of them)

(okay sorry, that was terrible)

Dear me.

What does that even mean, "lots of movement?" Isn't most everybody of note (the usual suspects) traveling? Who is doing the moving? Or is Costa implying Barron is throwing the most badass rich kid house party ever?

SCOOP w/ @AshleyRParker: TRUMP close to choosing outside counsel for Russia investigation https://t.co/eFmpmSgjGt

— Robert Costa (@costareports) May 22, 2017

lionelhutz.jpg

Whoops!

WASHINGTON (AP) - Top House Democrat: Documents show Flynn apparently lied to US security clearance investigators on foreign payments.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) May 22, 2017

Been wondering if Comey is a bit colour or at least shade blind if he thought his suit looked anything like the blue of the drapes in the Oval office. or is the art of camouflage a mental thing.
Also wondered what the odd smile you see on his face just before he moves over to greet 45 was until his mindset was explained earlier this week.