Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

just saw some footage of trump skulking around the western wall wearing a yarmulke looking for all the world like a petulant 12-year-old whose parents have dragged them to a really dull museum exhibit

PRESIDENTIAL

That Melania gif is just so beautiful. She's so bad at faking like she finds him anything other than repulsive.

INteresting that anyone can now see naked pics of teh first lady when ever they want - truly a milestone in human history? or did the egyptians have this?

no the egyptians def had naked pictures of melania trump iirc

those fucking time traveling crying game sinister stargate cluster babblers!!! ME INGRY

can you go outside or something

That's outlawed now

lol

Pres. Trump on reports he gave Russia ISIS-related intelligence: "I never mentioned the word or the name 'Israel'" https://t.co/xapSoHoNFG

— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 22, 2017

sad lol

sad days when bibi is the smart guy in the room and he's waiting for our dipshit to stop talking so he can try to tilt the scale away from embarrassment

Bibi still loves him, so all good

right after he said that did he exaggeratedly clamp his hand over his mouth and make big surprised eyes?

Forgetting for the moment the fact that Trump's statement there is basically a complete non-sequitur, is it safe to say that he made no mention of the source of the intelligence because he genuinely had no idea of the intelligence's origin? Because incuriosity?

They affect the poor, but hardly anyone in Washington ever wants to utter that four-letter word.

In the realm of national politics, "poor" codes as "black", even when the audience is poor whites.

INteresting that anyone can now see naked pics of teh first lady when ever they want - truly a milestone in human history? or did the egyptians have this?

― Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:58 (forty-eight minutes ago) Permalink

It's sexist to think this is a big deal imo. some people are models, they can also do other things later on in their lives, whatever.

BREAKING

PALM BEACH, Fla. - A sinkhole has opened in front of President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club, according to an email alert from the Town of Palm Beach in Florida.

orb issue??

How to get back in the news

Christie tells press in New Jersey that he wouldn't have let Flynn in the White House had he been president, per several reporters present.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) May 22, 2017

Look forward to his running commentary about how he wouldn't have done the most recent thing Trump is getting raked over the coals for if he were president. I'll bet he totally would've ducked if he were Kennedy.

Wilbur Ross says on CNBC: "There was not a single hint of a protester" in Saudi Arabia during Trump's visit.

— Toluse Olorunnipa (@ToluseO) May 22, 2017

@DougHenwood
I can't imagine why.

"I can't say where I this information came from, but it rhymes with Shmisreal."

Press statement @WhiteHouse says 1 goals of @POTUS Israel trip is "promote the possibility of lasting peach" pic.twitter.com/HE1l2lThg8

— Matthew Levitt (@Levitt_Matt) May 22, 2017

Those preservatives he's hawking are really sensational.

If Christie was president he would have caused traffic delays on all the bridges of countries that don't obey the USA - the warefare of the future - Call of DUty 67 Flagger Duty

The note Trump placed in the Western Wall was definitely a copy of that election map pic.twitter.com/C6Z9kf4mgr

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 22, 2017

if christie were president there'd eventually be a sinkhole in the oval office

this administration is quickly becoming the one that everyone likes to mock the most

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/05/22/white_house_document_promotes_lasting_peach_in_middle_east.html

xxpost That or jackietreehorndoodle.jpg.

Jerome Corsi, Washington Bureau Chief, https://t.co/8yxnbeoqQC. We have WH PRESS CREDENTIALS. I'm in WH May 22, 2017 pic.twitter.com/ln9aE6nNOB

— Jerome Corsi (@jerome_corsi) May 22, 2017

infowars now in the white house

Jerome Corsi, age 34

people who put on a date on their tweets like it's a freaking letter

He's only in there to make Steve Bannon look better.

"Mr Bannon, Mr Bannon, can we have a photograph?"

"Sure..." *turning to an aide* "Where's that Corsi guy? Quick, go get him."

Do you dare to last a peach?

"get me that guy with the actual butt on his face that has a handlebar mustache coming out of it that's so waxy and smooth. we need a photograph of someone with bannon."

jerome corsi has the same complexion as post-poisoning viktor yushchenko

i wonder what his skincare secret is

everyone in the Trump team seems to be melting - did they get wet??

Forgetting for the moment the fact that Trump's statement there is basically a complete non-sequitur, is it safe to say that he made no mention of the source of the intelligence because he genuinely had no idea of the intelligence's origin? Because incuriosity?

― human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, May 22, 2017 12:25 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, it's likely because POTUS isn't typically briefed on sources, if only for sake of expediency and clarity.

Good lord! The author of that White House press release thinks the plural of Israeli is Israeli's.

here we go, bannon's new photo buddy

http://i.imgur.com/MXue3ka.jpg

http://assets1.ignimgs.com/2016/02/08/buttheadlistjpg-c744cc.jpg
"I take offense."

but when itcomes to peaches....

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2017/05/palestinian-basic-rights-agenda-trump-170521063950915.html

http://i.imgur.com/jpkUSCH.jpg

now that is a meme I can get in to

who is violet jynx?

don't ask, it's rude

or so I've been told on this thread: wondering if new poster x is an old poster: c or d?

has the word peach been bandied around much to describe he of that colour?

no peaches are juicy and delicate

imo xp

http://images.comiccollectorlive.com/covers/e6b/e6b464f5-d3b7-4964-a6ad-0761f97eb01c.jpg

Apologies to American ILXors but I can't help thinking of:

http://i43.tinypic.com/5ajll3.jpg

I like how this thread starts with a picture of Trump looking like his truck just ran out of gas and then three weeks later he's already in Opec land.