Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Gotta say, what a nice break to have him out of the country, where even in the spotlight he is out of the spotlight, or at least quiet for once.

good [unintelligible]!

he will get back and say "I am tired of being Pres" and quit and still be very rich

WAtchgin back to teh future yesterday no one belived marty mcfly that reagan would be preisident in teh future beucase he was an actor to them. imagien telling someone in 1997 "the preseident in nwo donal trump" even worse schockkcck!!

― Violet Jynx, Monday, May 22, 2017 8:15 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like you've been touching the ORB for a little too long this morning

There has to be an invisible sun

When was the Simpsons President Trump episode?

its hot in the desert I hope he brough t lots of this

http://www.trump.com/merchandise/trump-natural-spring-water/

(contains 4% water)

the remaining 96% is manufactured by russian sex workers, presumably

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_to_the_Future

following the links to the 'next generation' on that trump.com site i came across this little gem on don jr:

Mr. Trump is also an avid philanthropist

oh okay cool what sort of charity work does he -

as he is strongly involved in the Eric Trump Foundation.

oh

does working for your own brother's charity, strictly speaking, really make you an 'avid philanthropist'?

AP Source: Michael Flynn to decline Senate Intel committee subpoena, invoke 5th Amendment later today. https://t.co/cbtAbpjcC7

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 22, 2017

boooooo

commerce secretary and crypt keeper understudy wilbur ross hopped on cnbc to offer his support for sharia law

Ross: I think the other thing that was fascinating to me … there was not a single hint of a protestor anywhere there during the whole time we were there, not one guy with a bad placard, instead …

Host: But Secretary Ross, that may be but not necessarily because they don’t have those feelings there but because they control people and don’t allow them to to come and express their feelings quite the same as we do here.

Ross: In theory that could be true. But boy there was certainly no sign of it, there was not a single effort at any incursion. There wasn’t anything. The mood was a genuinely good mood. And at the end of the trip, as I was getting back on the plane the security guards from the Saudi side who’d been helping us over the weekend all wanted to pose for a big photo-op. And then they gave me two gigantic bushels of dates, as a present, as a thank you for the trip that we had had. That was a pretty from the heart, very genuine gesture. It really touched me.

And then they gave me two gigantic bushels of dates

the Saudis gave him ledgerfuls of women?

It occurs to me that the orb pic is the kind of thing Alex Jones would usually lose his MIND over. Were it anyone else...

my favorite assessment of the orb pic that I've heard is that it looks like a panel out of a Jack Chick tract

that is such a touching tribute from the security guards of the house of saud

great bunch of lads

I love that Ross' takeaway is, "Wow, authoritarian religious states are awesome!"

"they don't have freedom of speech"

"be that as it may"

http://gizmodo.com/melania-swats-away-donalds-hand-in-latest-viral-misery-1795426910

did you guys see this clip?

I asked the Saudi ambassador to the UN why he supports democracy in Syria but not in Saudi Arabia - @AJUpFront clip:https://t.co/bblCAHCdZS

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) March 25, 2016

i used to say that al-j played it safe with saudi issues but mehdi hassan goes IN on this

just saw some footage of trump skulking around the western wall wearing a yarmulke looking for all the world like a petulant 12-year-old whose parents have dragged them to a really dull museum exhibit

PRESIDENTIAL

That Melania gif is just so beautiful. She's so bad at faking like she finds him anything other than repulsive.

INteresting that anyone can now see naked pics of teh first lady when ever they want - truly a milestone in human history? or did the egyptians have this?

no the egyptians def had naked pictures of melania trump iirc

those fucking time traveling crying game sinister stargate cluster babblers!!! ME INGRY

can you go outside or something

That's outlawed now

lol

Pres. Trump on reports he gave Russia ISIS-related intelligence: "I never mentioned the word or the name 'Israel'" https://t.co/xapSoHoNFG

— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 22, 2017

sad lol

sad days when bibi is the smart guy in the room and he's waiting for our dipshit to stop talking so he can try to tilt the scale away from embarrassment

Bibi still loves him, so all good

right after he said that did he exaggeratedly clamp his hand over his mouth and make big surprised eyes?

Forgetting for the moment the fact that Trump's statement there is basically a complete non-sequitur, is it safe to say that he made no mention of the source of the intelligence because he genuinely had no idea of the intelligence's origin? Because incuriosity?

They affect the poor, but hardly anyone in Washington ever wants to utter that four-letter word.

In the realm of national politics, "poor" codes as "black", even when the audience is poor whites.

INteresting that anyone can now see naked pics of teh first lady when ever they want - truly a milestone in human history? or did the egyptians have this?

― Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:58 (forty-eight minutes ago) Permalink

It's sexist to think this is a big deal imo. some people are models, they can also do other things later on in their lives, whatever.

BREAKING

PALM BEACH, Fla. - A sinkhole has opened in front of President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club, according to an email alert from the Town of Palm Beach in Florida.

orb issue??

How to get back in the news

Christie tells press in New Jersey that he wouldn't have let Flynn in the White House had he been president, per several reporters present.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) May 22, 2017

Look forward to his running commentary about how he wouldn't have done the most recent thing Trump is getting raked over the coals for if he were president. I'll bet he totally would've ducked if he were Kennedy.

Wilbur Ross says on CNBC: "There was not a single hint of a protester" in Saudi Arabia during Trump's visit.

— Toluse Olorunnipa (@ToluseO) May 22, 2017

@DougHenwood
I can't imagine why.

"I can't say where I this information came from, but it rhymes with Shmisreal."

Press statement @WhiteHouse says 1 goals of @POTUS Israel trip is "promote the possibility of lasting peach" pic.twitter.com/HE1l2lThg8

— Matthew Levitt (@Levitt_Matt) May 22, 2017

Those preservatives he's hawking are really sensational.

If Christie was president he would have caused traffic delays on all the bridges of countries that don't obey the USA - the warefare of the future - Call of DUty 67 Flagger Duty

The note Trump placed in the Western Wall was definitely a copy of that election map pic.twitter.com/C6Z9kf4mgr

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 22, 2017

if christie were president there'd eventually be a sinkhole in the oval office

this administration is quickly becoming the one that everyone likes to mock the most

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/05/22/white_house_document_promotes_lasting_peach_in_middle_east.html

xxpost That or jackietreehorndoodle.jpg.

Jerome Corsi, Washington Bureau Chief, https://t.co/8yxnbeoqQC. We have WH PRESS CREDENTIALS. I'm in WH May 22, 2017 pic.twitter.com/ln9aE6nNOB

— Jerome Corsi (@jerome_corsi) May 22, 2017

infowars now in the white house