Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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http://fusionanomaly.net/sleepernaziorb.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 May 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

I know Trump's core fans won't abandon him no matter what, but surely they have to feel a little confused over the orb pic.

Moodles, Monday, 22 May 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link

i am pro-orb

sexualing healing (crüt), Monday, 22 May 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link

For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual. pic.twitter.com/CccP39fqN4

— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) May 22, 2017

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 22 May 2017 02:37 (six years ago) link

KombatKid • 7h
this is the most globalist image of all time

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Treeship, Monday, 22 May 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link

Aren't the Shi'ites the branch of islam that ISIS has trouble with? So you'd think that a supposedly anti-ISIS Western leader would be wanting to side with them. Rather than create further rifts with them.
Or is that too enemy of my enemy is my friend and not following Trump logic?

The reality of the Muslim world is a little more complicated than this. Of course, Trump doesn't understand it either.

horseshoe, Monday, 22 May 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link

is that orb pic from Twin Peaks?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 May 2017 04:03 (six years ago) link

Trump Peaks

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 May 2017 04:34 (six years ago) link

I certainly hope he's peaked

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 22 May 2017 05:36 (six years ago) link

It occurs to me that the orb pic is the kind of thing Alex Jones would usually lose his MIND over. Were it anyone else...

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 May 2017 05:41 (six years ago) link

http://animatedviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/heavy21.jpg

"Trust me, do not try to escape. You are in my control. The best control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. The sum. Everything. There are no evils outside my control. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions, all towers. But many--MANY!--still seek me out; a green jewel they must, no, have to possess. SAD! They get locked up for trying. I wish I was gold. Not a fan of green! But just see [unintelligible] how, just how I destroy their lives in addition to all this red on this map. Complete destruction, I'm telling you..."

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 22 May 2017 06:13 (six years ago) link

i feel like if it wasn't trump... this would come up in the daily news cycle and casual political watchers wouldn't notice and we'd rise above a level of analysis that is HE'S SELLING ARMS TO OUR ENEMIES AND SAUDIS ARE BAD DID 9/11, etc. you know that the u.s. has been pals with the saudis for a long time? trump is going around to do some paperwork and have a party but the u.s. military, u.s. intelligence agencies, the arms industry have all been mixed up in saudi arabia for decades.
you guys sound as dumb as the OBAMA BOWED TO THE SAUDI KING team.

dylannn, Monday, 22 May 2017 07:33 (six years ago) link

alex is calling this a masterstroke, "trump goes to the heart of islam to free the slaves," trump going into "the belly of the beast" to demand "capitulation" after "beating their forces in syria in 120 days." he has brought his wife into a state that "goes to the third world countries, puts the men to the sword and sells their women as sex slaves." alex's callers seemed less enthusiastic but suggested business is business and it'll mean some jobs back in america and the weapons will only be used by muslims killing each other.

dylannn, Monday, 22 May 2017 07:39 (six years ago) link

that combination of posts looks jarring, criticizing the ilx liberal moron team and then quoting from alex jones. but i wanted to reply to trayce-- i mean, these guys will come out on the right side of things, either way. trump doesn't go down in flames, alex jones says he was compromised by the globalists, soros, zionists, the elite. and if trump gets removed from office or he continues to confront roadblocks, then it's the globalists, soros, zionists and the elite showing their true power. the drumbeat continues.

dylannn, Monday, 22 May 2017 07:43 (six years ago) link

Has Trump just declared himself exhausted 2 days into the overseas trip?
Just seen this shared on Facebook
http://www.politicususa.com/2017/05/21/hillary-clinton-traveled-401-days-sec-state-trump-2-days-president.html
which would indicate something very different to him being the fittest ever president or whatever version of that he was coming out with last year.

Stevolende, Monday, 22 May 2017 10:19 (six years ago) link

low-energy

sad!

ilx liberal moron team UNITE (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link

Yes, because the healthiest people look like a pile of undercooked chicken topped with a troll wig.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 May 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

clearly THE ORB has drained trump of some of his precious bodily essence

ilx liberal moron team UNITE (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

has anyone asked dr alex paterson about his reaction to THE ORB btw

ilx liberal moron team UNITE (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link

I haven't been able to catch up on the news but I know there is no way Trump touched the Glowing Orb of Global Islamic Dominance.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 21, 2017

Three Word Username, Monday, 22 May 2017 10:52 (six years ago) link

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_orb

StanM, Monday, 22 May 2017 11:20 (six years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DXUdSw56fos/maxresdefault.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 May 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link

I don't think anyone knew exactly how unintelligible this month would become

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 May 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link

still over a week to go! stoked for the [unintelligible]

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:25 (six years ago) link

btw i'd like to suggest that whoever it was over at politico who thought 'john podesta unloads on trump' was a good headline should be slowly drowned in sewage

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link

obviously Trump's draconian budget fuckery is the far bigger issue here, but this is just another example of disingenuous messaging that continues to irk me because almost all Democratic politicians play into it:

After The Washington Post reported some of the cuts Sunday evening, Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) said Trump was pulling “the rug out from so many who need help.”

“This budget continues to reveal President Trump’s true colors: His populist campaign rhetoric was just a Trojan horse to execute long-held, hard-right policies that benefit the ultra wealthy at the expense of the middle class,” he said.

These social welfare cuts are not, by and large, going to affect the middle class. They affect the poor, but hardly anyone in Washington ever wants to utter that four-letter word. I know these people have elections to win and so they're always going to target their message to the groups that are more likely to vote, but I can't help but think this rhetoric just contributes to the sense that the poor can be ignored, which leads us right back to bullshit like these social-program cuts.

evol j, Monday, 22 May 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link

Suggested reading for Trumpster! I actually just learned about this the other day and thought how amazing it is that this issue has caused so much death and suffering of a thousand years

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-16047709

And now solution in sight other than a humanistic movement in the middle east but religion is as strong as oil there

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link

Sunday NYT had a pretty biting article from a psychologist explaining that it's unfair to compare Trump to a four-year-old because of a laundry list of ways in which your average four-year-old is a more fully-rounded and emotionally-mature human being than our president.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link

I bet his younger off spring goes rogue and becomes ultra liberal .

WAtchgin back to teh future yesterday no one belived marty mcfly that reagan would be preisident in teh future beucase he was an actor to them. imagien telling someone in 1997 "the preseident in nwo donal trump" even worse schockkcck!!

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link

Gotta say, what a nice break to have him out of the country, where even in the spotlight he is out of the spotlight, or at least quiet for once.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

good [unintelligible]!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

he will get back and say "I am tired of being Pres" and quit and still be very rich

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link

WAtchgin back to teh future yesterday no one belived marty mcfly that reagan would be preisident in teh future beucase he was an actor to them. imagien telling someone in 1997 "the preseident in nwo donal trump" even worse schockkcck!!

― Violet Jynx, Monday, May 22, 2017 8:15 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like you've been touching the ORB for a little too long this morning

meekseeks mill (voodoo chili), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

There has to be an invisible sun

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

When was the Simpsons President Trump episode?

Stevolende, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

its hot in the desert I hope he brough t lots of this

http://www.trump.com/merchandise/trump-natural-spring-water/

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:46 (six years ago) link

(contains 4% water)

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link

the remaining 96% is manufactured by russian sex workers, presumably

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_to_the_Future

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link

following the links to the 'next generation' on that trump.com site i came across this little gem on don jr:

Mr. Trump is also an avid philanthropist

oh okay cool what sort of charity work does he -

as he is strongly involved in the Eric Trump Foundation.

oh

does working for your own brother's charity, strictly speaking, really make you an 'avid philanthropist'?

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

AP Source: Michael Flynn to decline Senate Intel committee subpoena, invoke 5th Amendment later today. https://t.co/cbtAbpjcC7

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 22, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 22 May 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

boooooo

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

commerce secretary and crypt keeper understudy wilbur ross hopped on cnbc to offer his support for sharia law

Ross: I think the other thing that was fascinating to me … there was not a single hint of a protestor anywhere there during the whole time we were there, not one guy with a bad placard, instead …

Host: But Secretary Ross, that may be but not necessarily because they don’t have those feelings there but because they control people and don’t allow them to to come and express their feelings quite the same as we do here.

Ross: In theory that could be true. But boy there was certainly no sign of it, there was not a single effort at any incursion. There wasn’t anything. The mood was a genuinely good mood. And at the end of the trip, as I was getting back on the plane the security guards from the Saudi side who’d been helping us over the weekend all wanted to pose for a big photo-op. And then they gave me two gigantic bushels of dates, as a present, as a thank you for the trip that we had had. That was a pretty from the heart, very genuine gesture. It really touched me.

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

And then they gave me two gigantic bushels of dates

the Saudis gave him ledgerfuls of women?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link

It occurs to me that the orb pic is the kind of thing Alex Jones would usually lose his MIND over. Were it anyone else...

my favorite assessment of the orb pic that I've heard is that it looks like a panel out of a Jack Chick tract

sexualing healing (crüt), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link

that is such a touching tribute from the security guards of the house of saud

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

great bunch of lads

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

I love that Ross' takeaway is, "Wow, authoritarian religious states are awesome!"


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