love all these totally fucked up songs except "wrong way" (not sure why, just never really enjoyed it). if that makes me a rapist then i just raped you.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
never really cared for this one though
Mucho gusto me llamo bradley,(glad to meet you my name is bradley)Im hornier than ron jeremy,And if you wanna get popped in your knee,Just wipe that look off your bati faceYou hate me cause I got what you need,A pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,If you wanna get beat physicallyIt will be over in a minute if yaSo she told me to come over and I took that tripAnd then then she pulled out my mushroom tipAnd when it came out, it went drip drip dripI didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo gripAnd it went - uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin sound- it went uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin soundWhen I kiss mixie she makes me feel horny,Cause Im the type of lover with the sensitivity,When she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy,The right kind of lover on sunday morning.En el otro lado es donde vivi,(on the other side is where I lived (in the u.s.))Con mi hijita, que se llama mixie,(with my little daughter, whos name is mixie)Y su hermana, si me quiere,(and her sister, she really likes me)Y ya horita, tenemos un bebe,(and in a moment, well have a baby)Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar(your parents, your uncles tried to kill me)But they did not get too farUn poco despues tuve que regresar(a little while later I had to come back)Con un chingo de dinero(with a shit load of money)Cause you know Im a starMe fui a costa rica(I went to costa rica)Para tomar y sufear(to drink and surf)Placticaba con la rasa(talking with the homies)Cause they know who we areSi no so dio cuenta(if you didnt take notice)Then I bet you never wereYou must be a muneca(you must be a sissy doll)If your still standing stillAnd it went - uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin sound- it went uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin soundMe gusta mi reggae,(I like my reggae)Me gusta punk rock,(I like punk rock)Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,(but the thing I like most is pussy)Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,(put your ass in the air and start to yell)No tenga miedo, Im your papi,(dont be scared, Im your dad..)Take your chones, y les mandan a mi,(take your panties and send them to me)Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,(get up, get up, you have to yell)Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.(get up, get up, you have to dance)And it went - uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin sound- it went uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin sound
You hate me cause I got what you need,A pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,If you wanna get beat physicallyIt will be over in a minute if ya
So she told me to come over and I took that tripAnd then then she pulled out my mushroom tipAnd when it came out, it went drip drip dripI didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip
And it went - uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin sound- it went uhhAnd the girl caress me down- uhhAnd thats that lovin sound
When I kiss mixie she makes me feel horny,Cause Im the type of lover with the sensitivity,When she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy,The right kind of lover on sunday morning.
En el otro lado es donde vivi,(on the other side is where I lived (in the u.s.))Con mi hijita, que se llama mixie,(with my little daughter, whos name is mixie)Y su hermana, si me quiere,(and her sister, she really likes me)Y ya horita, tenemos un bebe,(and in a moment, well have a baby)
Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar(your parents, your uncles tried to kill me)But they did not get too farUn poco despues tuve que regresar(a little while later I had to come back)Con un chingo de dinero(with a shit load of money)Cause you know Im a star
Me fui a costa rica(I went to costa rica)Para tomar y sufear(to drink and surf)Placticaba con la rasa(talking with the homies)Cause they know who we are
Si no so dio cuenta(if you didnt take notice)Then I bet you never wereYou must be a muneca(you must be a sissy doll)If your still standing still
Me gusta mi reggae,(I like my reggae)Me gusta punk rock,(I like punk rock)Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,(but the thing I like most is pussy)
Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,(put your ass in the air and start to yell)
No tenga miedo, Im your papi,(dont be scared, Im your dad..)Take your chones, y les mandan a mi,(take your panties and send them to me)Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,(get up, get up, you have to yell)Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.(get up, get up, you have to dance)
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:52 (4 years ago) Permalink
I got in a fight once with a guy who insisted the song 'Summertime' from Porgy & Bess was a rip off of 'Doing Time.'
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:52 (4 years ago) Permalink
oh no
― Nasty British and Short (hmmmm), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:03 (4 years ago) Permalink
i hope you told him but good
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:03 (4 years ago) Permalink
wau
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:09 (4 years ago) Permalink
it's like LFO booked a room at the Playboy Mansion.
― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
and then were replaced by Insane Clown Posse
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
my friend rico used to sing this over and over in high school
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
(he's white, btw, and not really named 'rico')
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
is it just me or is this stanza screaming for a shot of penicillin
xp: lololol
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink
i still have no idea what the song "jailhouse" is about but i like it.
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:19 (4 years ago) Permalink
would at least consider seeing a tribute band named Sublime Clown Posse
― joygoat, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
TRUTH BOMB
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
The singular sound of Sublime, alternately polished and rough and ready, finds stoner rock, rap, punk, and hip-hop funk blended with doses of ska, rock steady, dancehall, and every other pungent flavor of reggae. The result was a beautiful, warts-and-all brand of poetry - a powerful new blend of street sounds and party music. In Nowell, Sublime had an astounding singer and lyricist who created his own edgy but expressive underground vernacular. And in Eric Wilson and Bud Gaugh, Sublime was fortunate to have an agile, rock-solid rhythm section that could cover the entire musical waterfront. They were musical counterparts that created their own signature rhythmic foundation, creating the ultimate canvas for Nowell to embellish.[9]
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
i lold @ "pungent flavor"
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
― joygoat, Tuesday, May 5, 2009 1:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
COSIGN
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:29 (4 years ago) Permalink
Reggae 2 Dope
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
Sublime Clown PFosse
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
Sublime Clown Poussey
are we just free-associating now
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
In honor of Nowell's lyrical skills.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 8 May 2009 23:01 (4 years ago) Permalink
are we just free-associating now― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE)In honor of Nowell's lyrical skills.― Ned Raggett
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE)
― Ned Raggett
I just loled 4 realz.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Saturday, 9 May 2009 04:09 (4 years ago) Permalink
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 9 May 2009 23:01 (4 years ago) Permalink
holy hell this band
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
That's the way it had to be.They locked him up and threw away the key.Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,even though he now takes it in the behind.
why the hell was Hoos defending this song
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
One of the worst songs of all time, perhaps?
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
love iswhat he got
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
i think Wrong Way is worse
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
I SAID REMEMBER THAT
― markers, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
Fuckin and fighting it's all the sameLivin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
basically I could just giggle at these guys for hours
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
I have a theory that after Nowell died, the rest of the band bumped into Colin Meloy and The Decemberists were born
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
i do not possibly see where such a connection would come from, but ok. i mean, Meloy is the most horrible thing about The Decemberists, his backing band is p talented. much more so than the Sublime jokers.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
why do we have so much hate when what they've got is love
― da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
i do not possibly see where such a connection would come from, but ok.
that connection came from reading this link posted by Alfred on Facebook:http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/somehow-theres-absolutely-no-raping-on-the-decemberists-new-album
... and then rereading the lyrics I posted 3 years ago to this thread
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
do you ever feel like some people are fronting with this whole OMG I HATE SUBLIME shit nowadays?
― Mordy, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
While we're making tenuous comparison points, I'm just going to bring up Arrested Development, who also briefly captured the culture's imagination with warm vibes, profundities about the beauty and brevity of life, and questionable if well-intentioned politics, now mostly inspiring "HA NINETIES WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT" reflection.
― da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol ok, i hadn't seen that article before. now it all makes sense.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
... what were Arrested Development's "questionable if well-intentioned politics"?
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
while speech wasn't the junkie sex fiend nowell was, check out "warm sentiments" and "children play with earth"
― da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
are these guys better or worse than the Transplants
― That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
okay I know you're not trying to compare a song about a dude trying to process his emotions after he found out his girlfriend had an abortion and a song about being a big soppy afrocentric hippie to any of these Sublime songs because that would be really, really stupid
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
sorry only you can make really tenuous comparisons between bands, djp
― da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
at least I'm not being a quasi racist idiot about it
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh wtf
― da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
if you're seriously hurt that I suggested sublime and arrested development had any similarities despite the difference in their lyrical stances, i apologize
― da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
Okay,The way kids are living is 100% EuropeanAfrican boys and girls:Set down your Nintendo joysticks right now!
Japanese! Nintendo is Japanese. Japan is in Asia.
― frogsclovetofu (beachville), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
I am not hurt, and "quasi racist" was way too strong and I apologize for that. I still think calling out those two songs as suspect is incredibly strange, though.
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:29 (1 year ago) Permalink