Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Man, even the docu-dramas that'll be made about this era will be dumb, too, won't they

didnt we decide his drink of choice is gin

methylated spirits surely

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DANkqbLUQAQX08l.jpg

Man, even the docu-dramas that'll be made about this era will be dumb, too, won't they

rights to the Clinton campaign-disaster history have already been sold

did anyone else see biden throwing subtle shade at hillary? any other day this would be big news

I saw it but eh who cares they're both dinosaurs at the end of their careers

hey now, one of those dinosaurs was the most qualified presidential candidate in history

we decided to go w the unqualified dinosaur

Biden still kickin', in his own way:

http://www.theonion.com/article/dnc-chair-tracks-down-biden-everglades-tossing-who-56056

"DNC Chair Tracks Down Biden In Everglades Tossing Whole Chickens To Gators"

we decided to go w the unqualified dinosaur

inevitably, i'm now stuck trying to imagine what dinosaur, for which we have a fossil record, was obviously "the least qualified" for survival.

Day's not over yet, ppl. https://t.co/uBlyGr79fv

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) May 19, 2017

Times had a very complimentary, positive story about the Post today: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/19/business/washington-post-digital-news.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

.@TJagland: These pictures (protocol photoshoot) won’t cause any problems for you?#Lavrov:Depends on what kind of secrets you pass on to me pic.twitter.com/aCXMMzSur4

— MFA Russia 🇷🇺 (@mfa_russia) May 18, 2017

Gin does a body good. Look at me.

Feeling like Trump is gonna pin this all on Kushner and get away

Followed by divorce from Melanie and state remarriage to Ivanka, after GOP votes party-line to rescind DC anti-incest laws. McConnell: "We find this troubling, but we think the President deserves the chance to move his agenda forward."

Salivating at though of Trump skating indictment by snitching on Jared and sending him to jail

— Will 🐋 Menaker (@willmenaker) May 19, 2017

boomers just won't get out of the way and let millenials get ahead

every once in a while i think of the age old view that non-u.s. people have had of americans. you know: loud, brash, rude, impulsive, obsessed with money. and then i think of what's happening now and i laugh a little. you gotta laugh.

is trump in the air right now? can they get US cnn on the plane outside US airspace?

"I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off."

lmao this guy has no theory of mind

i think he's been up for a while

every once in a while i think of the age old view that non-u.s. people have had of americans. you know: loud, brash, rude, impulsive, obsessed with money. and then i think of what's happening now and i laugh a little. you gotta laugh.

i met an american today and he was nice fwiw

i heard on the news yesterday that the press didn't even know the full schedule for this trip. yesterday. the whole "planning" idea not a Trump kind of thing.

"i met an american today and he was nice fwiw"

canadian mother or father probably.

i think he's been up for a while

that'll be the amphetamines

thanks dr bornstein!

I ran into some friends at a restaurant here in America today, but they were actually Russians.

long running thread

I assume reporters will spend tomorrow discussing the signs of dementia exhibited by Trump. https://t.co/b5nMV3SrU6

— Bae Talese (@elongreen) September 12, 2016

e.g. today

JUST SAY IT. https://t.co/yHKXnl8Gox

— Bae Talese (@elongreen) May 19, 2017

i think he's in the air tonight. hold on

jesus, this sounds like another category 5, right here:

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/congress/article151565947.html

CBO to release estimate for House-passed version of the AHCA on Wednesday, May 24 https://t.co/SPM6kHVfm3

— U.S. CBO (@USCBO) May 19, 2017

lol

can't stop laughing about this correction https://t.co/6XECVx1ptf pic.twitter.com/Fof0u9IEv7

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) May 19, 2017

Fear and loathing...

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/gop-fears-trump-will-take-the-republican-party-down-with-him/article/2623311

lucky for them Democrats don't vote

Oh, nothing major:

CNN: White House Counsel's office has consulted experts in impeachment & have begun collecting info on how such proceedings work@evanperez

— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) May 19, 2017

when has Republicans being evil and incompetent monsters ever stopped half of America from voting for them? (xps)

Fear and loathing...

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/gop-fears-trump-will-take-the-republican-party-down-with-him/article/2623311

lol that they are just now realizing that Trump is a clown

Fear and loathing...

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/gop-fears-trump-will-take-the-republican-party-down-with-him/article/2623311

lol how many times since March 2016 has the GOP allowed itself to get quoted in stories with URLs like this?

DOJ official to @thedailybeast: Trump's comments could "absolutly" be construed as obstruction https://t.co/968YGsI0ZW pic.twitter.com/uwzAhb8kiO

— Colin Jones (@colinjones) May 19, 2017

waiting for Trump to just go on TV and scream ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

LOL at an administration utterly incapable or uninterested in thinking things through or planning in advance ... except when it comes to looking into the rules of impeachment.

This is actually a really cool shot:

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/05/20/us/20prexy1/20prexy1-master768.jpg

BTW, omg, who is looking after Baron!?!?

Baron

Don't tell me he's Home Alone?
Is that where the orange one came in? Kind of fitting bookend?

Hahah okay tons of great quotes here

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/19/trump-officials-he-looks-more-and-more-like-a-complete-moron

Amazing quotes in there

Also:

🚨🚨🚨 COMEY agrees to testify in open session before Senate Intel pic.twitter.com/PXktidhJyI

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 19, 2017

Trump himself hasn’t been implicated in any of these leaks except where he’s implicated himself, where he says something that makes his perhaps less-than-sterling intentions clear,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss the controversy candidly. “He keeps saying there’s no collusion, and I think he’s right. So if he would just shut his trap, what would Dems have?”

Holy cow, when your staff are willing to talk smack about you to the press this freely, what kind of a future does your admin have