Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

American country singer Toby Keith, known for songs such as "Whiskey Girl" and "Beer For My Horses," is scheduled to perform in the Saudi capital, Riyadh, this weekend in an event that coincides with President Donald Trump's first overseas visit.

Saudi entertainment website Lammt, which is advertising the event, says Saturday's free concert is open to men only. It will also feature an Arabian lute player.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/trump-visit-draws-country-singer-toby-keith-saudi-47484572

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAHVU_wUMAUNS63.jpg

lmao

pls tell me toby keith is going to perform 'courtesy of the red, white and blue' in riyadh

I bet you never heard ole Rabeh Saqer say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away

'this is a lil' song i wrote after some of your folks paid to bring down the world trade centre...'

*strikes opening chord*

Rabeh Sager to wear his FUTK thawb.

skirts at Fox News today will be lowered to half-mast

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) May 18, 2017

if Keith doesn't he should be branded a coward for life

I could see PUtin demanding a good rimming from Pence before talks begin

never thought there'd be a possibility toby keith might get stoned to death by a mob of angry arabs but if it happens i'm okay with it

"his utter inability to shut the fuck up is yet another indication that anything good that has ever happened to him in his entire life has happened despite him"

how do you deal with the mafia for so many years and not get good at keeping your mouth shut though? that's what i want to know.

i also think this might be one of the reasons he doesn't want his taxes to come out. so that people don't see all the charitable donations to italian-american fraternal organizations.

The fact that nobody seems to have any real dirt on him from the Vegas years is genuinely remarkable. He's either clean, smart or incredibly lucky and i can't really see two of those things as viable options.

thx for that tweet, Phil D

yeah that made me LOL

The amount Trump gets away with seems to defy reason. I've never seen anything like it. If I believed in the devil I'd say he sold his soul.

xp oh sorry I meant the Fox one

How about this (other) Fox one?

Not liking the attention, huh, @realDonaldTrump? You wanted in, now put up with it. After all, you're a "President", right? No? Then leave! https://t.co/pjKrf5nvRd

— Vicente Fox Quesada (@VicenteFoxQue) May 18, 2017

haha damn

Countdown to declaration of war on Mexico in 3...2...

Haha this should be a great read

http://www.gq.com/story/inside-corey-lewandowski-trump-lobbyist-failed

I feel like everyone is giving him more leeway to fail but remain employed since after all he is a giant orange tuft haired imbecile from reality tv so he needs extra help

that lewandowski thought inviting a gq writer to follow him around for a bit was a good opportunity for him kinda says it all, really - what a maroon

When Trump won the White House, Lewandowski promptly quit his job at CNN and readied himself for a role within the administration. He told at least one friend that he was "waiting on pins and needles" to find out what job Trump would give him

all these fucking idiots talk like english is their third language

btw lol @ that Trump tweet this morning, "how come Hillary and Obama didn't get an investigator for their crimes, but I do?"

seems to have admitted guilt right there!

hah, yeah, missed the fact that he's admitting to committing crimes there at first glance

also i wonder in which decade we'll finally stop hearing "b-b-but HILLARY AND OBAMA"

jesus god what the hell is this

In April, Lewandowski sacked a mid-level staffer for disobeying his order to not communicate with Manafort. When that staffer's firing—and the reason for it—merited a brief mention deep in a Politico story on Trump campaign infighting, Lewandowski demanded a correction, claiming he'd terminated the aide not because of anything to do with Manafort but because the aide was a chronic masturbator. Lewandowski went so far as to e-mail multiple reporters "a partial statement" that he said he'd extracted from another campaign worker (whom he refused to identify) about the fired aide's alleged deviancy.

lol wtf

haha where is that thread of men with this mouth pose?

http://multifiles.pressherald.com/uploads/sites/4/2017/05/Mueller.jpg

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/18/chaffetz-to-announce-early-departure-from-congress-238550

first smart thing he's done

Turns out Chaffetz is smarter than we gave him credit for.

ha

fuck that smarmy piece of shit i'll be happy if i never have to see his dumb gopher face ever again

not sure if this was posted prev

As Donald Trump has grown increasingly angry and frustrated with his White House staff, the beleaguered targets of his ire have a quietly roiling gripe of their own — their boss, the president himself. For many White House staffers, impromptu support groups of friends, confidants and acquaintances have materialized, calling and texting to check in, inquiring about their mental state and urging them to take care of themselves.

One Republican operative in frequent contact with White House officials described them as “going through the stages of grief.” Another said some aides have “moved to angry,” frustrated with a president who demands absolute loyalty but in recent days has publicly tarnished the credibility of his team by sending them out with one message — only to personally undercut it later with a contradicting tweet or public comment.

And a third said that others are sticking around purely for self-interest, hoping to juice their future earning potential. This Republican added that any savvy White House staffer should be keeping a diary. “The real question is, how long do you put up with it?” this person said. “Every one of those people could get a better-paying job and work less hours.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/the-worst-job-in-washington-right-now-working-for-trump/2017/05/17/a3d9ec00-3b17-11e7-a058-ddbb23c75d82_story.html?utm_term=.b74ea736d67e

boohoo

Since the moment Trump became the presumptive nominee, we've been increasingly aghast as we watched the GOP engage in the gasoline fight from Zoolander. I'm not quite sure whether the match has already been struck or if it's right around the bend, but I look forward to their cries of WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY FORESEEN THIS TRAGIC TURN OF EVENTS?! Like...anyone with eyes and a brain?

And we're fully off and running for today!

Exclusive: Trump sends private message to embattled Flynn: "Stay strong" https://t.co/eBxJzknvaS

— Michael Isikoff (@Isikoff) May 18, 2017

BREAKING: Top Republican on Senate intelligence panel says Michael Flynn's lawyers say he will not honor subpoena.

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 18, 2017

that's an interesting pair of items

Ryan's asked about impeachment talk among GOPers. "Good grief, I'm not even going to give credence to that."

— Alexandra Jaffe (@ajjaffe) May 18, 2017

IOW, "Yes, there's a lot of that."

@pareene
my favorite thing about jokes is how they never involve things an audience believes are true but unsayable

also i wonder in which decade we'll finally stop hearing "b-b-but HILLARY AND OBAMA"

Only Morbius's doctors know for sure.

oof

"We won't impeach him, he will just resign like Nixon, SHEESH!"

yeah i've always said Trump is better

go get in the box with R.A.

xxp

Even small children need to be told"the world is not fair"

so if he won't honor the subpoena...that's breaking the law, so he gets thrown in jail, right?

so we gonna have to torture Michael Flynn or what

I think he'd be cool with that, right?

So he's at least 10x as guilty as Hillary but he won't go to jail. That's a swizz.

well actually considering his "if I did a tenth of what she did" line he's going to jail 100 times?