Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Abraham Lincoln must be ejaculating pure gold into the mouth of Alexander the Great in his grave at all this

a likely scenario of the GOP losing the House

I just don't think it's that likely. But a razor-thin majority that helps keep Paul Ryan from doing anything is pretty plausible.

oh cool might be time for a revive of Joe Lieberman RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2jabFD4DY

what kinda crimes wd a Joementum FBI obsess on, i wonder

this is a weird thing to say but I think Lieberman is too smart to walk into this buzzsaw tbh

apparently he's agreeing to be interviewed, so....

well he loves having his ego stroked

Fun fact: Lieberman has been operating under a curse that compels him to answer "yes" to anything ever asked of him. This is why he ate a tire last week, and was on the sidewalk offering free foot rubs the other day.

kris kobach for FBI chief. investigate and revoke the franchise from everyone with less than a six figure net worth

don't give them any ideas.

He might as well nominate MC Skat Cat.

yeah I think Joe is eminently flippable

xpost I don't think that would go well, they seem like complete opposites.

*rimshot*

yeah I think Joe is eminently flippable

― People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, May 17, 2017 3:18 PM (one minute ago)

honestly just seems like the kind of guy who will go along with whatever you want him to if you stroke his ego enough, as shakey mentioned. a pretty rare bird these days, actually

Timing!

Milwaukee Co. Sheriff Clarke taking appointment to asst. sec. of Homeland Security in D.C. per WISN radio just now.

— Nick Penzenstadler (@npenzenstadler) May 17, 2017

As for Joe

Lieberman won't say if he'd accept FBI dir job if offered. Tells @JoeNBC&@JesseRodriguez "it was unexpected. Not something I was seeking."

— Ali Vitali (@alivitali) May 17, 2017

dude has zero law enforcement experience except this?

From 1983 to 1989, he served as Connecticut Attorney General.[25] In the 1986 general election, Lieberman won more votes than any other Democrat on the statewide ticket, including Governor William O'Neill.[26] As Attorney General, Lieberman emphasized consumer protection and environmental enforcement.

he also helped create the garbage dept. of homeland security.

"It was unexpected" and "Not something I was seeking" pretty much the two stand-by responses most would have to anything Trump does.

H Rodham Clinton is a doorstop

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 17, 2017 6:35 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

keep being the change you want to see in the world

From the dude(s) who caused the Milo crash-and-burn, so may be worth noting:

Source: Major newspaper has a big Trump story coming in the next 24-48 hours that may be even more damaging than the Comey/Flynn story.

— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) May 17, 2017

Meantime, your favorite focus group guy and mine:

Trump voters who "strongly approve" of his job performance:

• January: 56%
• Today: 42%https://t.co/Zs9VfZu56n

— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) May 17, 2017

i don't believe it. a GOP president who leaked classified info in the oval office to the russians, who just hacked our election and punked the USA, couldn't possibly be more corrupt

lol so what is Trump's travel schedule for next week - is he gonna be in Israel while Comey's testifying in the House?

Probably an advance team locating all the KFCs right now.

I'm torn. The stock market doing shitty is not a good thing for anyone, but if Stumbletrump gets blamed ...

Source: Major newspaper has a big Trump story coming in the next 24-48 hours that may be even more damaging than the Comey/Flynn story.

i can't believe these bastards got me to believe in the BIG DUMP again but there u go

never change GOP

Seventy-nine percent of GOP voters approve of the job he is doing, while only 16 percent disapprove

stock market doing shitty is probably a v good thing tbph

absolutely mind boggling he can pick the replacement of the guy he fired in oder to obstruct an investigation.

i can't believe these bastards got me to believe in the BIG DUMP again but there u go

To be fair, it's been a full week already, yes?

Trump's diaper is def full

yeah but Hillary's emails!

Milwaukee Co. Sheriff Clarke taking appointment to asst. sec. of Homeland Security in D.C. per WISN radio just now.
— Nick Penzenstadler (@npenzenstadler) May 17, 2017

fuck these people to death

meanwhile, watch this space i guess

http://county.milwaukee.gov/CountyElectionCommission/UpcomingElectionDates.htm

a GOP president who leaked classified info in the oval office to the russians

^truly: not enough info to give a fuck.

Molly Ball‏
@mollyesque
Asked a longtime House GOP staffer where things are headed. "This is like Reservoir Dogs. Everyone ends up dead on the floor."

absolutely mind boggling he can pick the replacement of the guy he fired in oder to obstruct an investigation.

He can if the Senate rolls over like a tame puppy and lets him

Milwaukee Co. Sheriff Clarke taking appointment to asst. sec. of Homeland Security in D.C. per WISN radio just now.

This guy is seriously the worst of the worst, but I was worried about him being tapped for FBI chief! Honestly, I'd rather have him sitting in an office with nice letterhead biding time until he gets a Fox News slot (2 years max) than actually continuing to oversee police and inmates in Wisconsin.

http://rickwells.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/450-sheriff-david-clarke-940.png

this guy should not be anywhere near anything important . WTF

Big scoop from @JenniferJJacobs: Trump rules out moving US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. Was campaign pledge. https://t.co/sMSp4Ept5C

— Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) May 17, 2017

Trump rules out moving US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.

Maybe he's saving it for a slow new day.

another president fakehair headfake

Nikki Haley lolz

the best part of the Trump admin is that any random official can shift US policy on a dime https://t.co/EcIIhg3mTU

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) May 17, 2017

This guy is seriously the worst of the worst, but I was worried about him being tapped for FBI chief! Honestly, I'd rather have him sitting in an office with nice letterhead biding time until he gets a Fox News slot (2 years max) than actually continuing to oversee police and inmates in Wisconsin.

would tend to agree with this

sucks to have his crimes validated with a promotion but if it keeps him off the streets that's a good thing

let's move all the terrible people in the trump administration where they can do as little harm as possible

Well they're about to send a lot of them overseas. Sadly, they want to come back.

so many people today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsyQ06YZVQc

Juliette Kayyem: “For those of you I'm just meeting, Clarke is taking my old position under Obama. I am floored. And feel for my career staff.”

Worrywarts worry:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/17/trump-comey-testify-congress-reaction-238496

Republicans quickly split into factions — from defending Trump and blaming the media on one end, to calling for a special prosecutor and even raising the specter of impeachment on the other — as they responded to news that Trump allegedly pressured the former FBI director to drop the agency's investigation of Trump's ex-National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. Many others demanded that Comey testify and turn over private memos documenting his conversations with Trump.

Privately, Republicans are plainly distressed and even panicked over what a prolonged scandal could mean for their agenda and grip on power. Some wonder if Trump will still be president next year, while others are frustrated that the White House hasn't done more damage control. Chatter has begun about what a President Mike Pence might look like.

And many lawmakers don't want to defend Trump publicly because they don't know what damaging revelation will come next.

for tracer hand:

Violence is never an appropriate response to free speech. We support the rights of people everywhere to free expression & peaceful protest. pic.twitter.com/MEm4jSmCXV

— Heather Nauert (@statedeptspox) May 17, 2017

this guy should not be anywhere near anything important . WTF

Dude looks like Ted Nugent's guitar tech.