official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

point-form zings

idgi

you guys saying "how much did she get you for" every time someone says how ugly she is... really it's not clever

how much did she get u for

ROTFL

really

Warhol would have LOVED this chick.

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she totally proves his prediction that in the future everyone will get a mouth job from a hipster grifter

Hilarity.

Anyway I wasn't asking how much money the Korean Hipster Grifter grifted from cankles, but rather how much money his prettier gutter bitch ex grifted from him (which if they are EXACTLY ALIKE seems a fair question, no?)

yeah, tell us a story, cankles

the disgusting savage that broke your heart

LOL, the guy from Hermit Thrushes turned her in

http://gawker.com/5241650/how-hipster-grifter-was-trapped

this is the worst fucking plot to get an indie rock band "noticed" i've ever seen

it's like they read this and acted accordingly

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-memefication-of-your-band.html

hahah the guy's city paper post on busting her has lots of rote stop snitchin comments.

and fuck his band, if only for having a name way too close to nova scotia's legendary thrush hermit.

Surprise: She lied!

the guys that read indie rock blogs should post which ones post Hermit Thrushes MP3s tomorrow morning for their MAXIMUM SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION POWERBLOGGIN

i wonder how much she got him for ; )

Then a fellow band member got an email warning about Ferrell's grifter ways, from a mutual friend; a Google search turned up her warrant in Salt Lake City; and then the Observer story hit.

And whaddya know, it didn't take them six months either.

i bet those dudes are high-fiving each other over all the awesome hits on their myspace.

"hipster runoff"? What the fuck have i done.

whiney did you seriously just otherize "the guys that read indie rock blogs"

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/23/128823463023291406.jpg

bwahahahaha the image is captioned

whiney "i see what you did there" is a comeback to someone making a joke or wordplay or something, not someone just going c'mon dude give us a break

sorry i should phrase that in terms you can understand, shouldn't i:

http://dennisjudd.com/albums/cute_cats/wrong_mike.jpg

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i know that, shipforbrains. it was supposed to be a "oh, congrats, YOU see what I did there" but that image doesn't exist.

lol

whiney some zing culture advice - when people dont "get" your "joke" dont "point" it "out" to them because it makes you seem butthurt

ty4sn

how much did she take u for

I see what you grifted there

i <3 bords

lol @ the finer points of using captioned funny animal photos

lost art

my roommates are having an in depth discussion of the hipster grifter timeline of events right now

liveblog it

"what was she arrested for?"

"being wanted"

lol

hahaha

oh man i saw that hermit thrushes band just a few weeks ago, they played at the pilot light lol

http://gothamist.com/2009/05/15/the_hipster_grifters_day_in_court.php

http://gawker.com/5336184/yes-the-hipster-grifter-law--order-episode-is-coming

hahahaha never change, l&o

The only question is whether Ferrell's precious criminal quirks can be translated for network television; as our tipster writes, there's "no word yet on whether or not she will be giving Jack McCoy a hand job with her mouth."

on weeds mlp mentioned throwing a hot dog down a hall

because the grifter invented that saying

Bartlett's informs me it was first coined by Eleanor Roosevelt. Who knew?

special hallway unit

i for one think this will be the best l&o ep in years