lol @ news people saying "hipster grifter"
http://cbs3.com/local/hipster.grifter.Kari.2.1000905.html
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Warhol would have LOVED this chick.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
imagine people on the news saying names like 'pretty boy floyd'
cankles had a gf
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
point-form zings
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
idgi
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys saying "how much did she get you for" every time someone says how ugly she is... really it's not clever
― cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
how much did she get u for
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
ROTFL
― richard_lambert, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
really
― cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 1:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
she totally proves his prediction that in the future everyone will get a mouth job from a hipster grifter
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Hilarity.
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway I wasn't asking how much money the Korean Hipster Grifter grifted from cankles, but rather how much money his prettier gutter bitch ex grifted from him (which if they are EXACTLY ALIKE seems a fair question, no?)
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, tell us a story, cankles
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
the disgusting savage that broke your heart
― bnw, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL, the guy from Hermit Thrushes turned her in
http://gawker.com/5241650/how-hipster-grifter-was-trapped
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
this is the worst fucking plot to get an indie rock band "noticed" i've ever seen
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link
it's like they read this and acted accordingly
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-memefication-of-your-band.html
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
hahah the guy's city paper post on busting her has lots of rote stop snitchin comments.
and fuck his band, if only for having a name way too close to nova scotia's legendary thrush hermit.
― like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Surprise: She lied!
― Here Comes the Hardzinger (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link
the guys that read indie rock blogs should post which ones post Hermit Thrushes MP3s tomorrow morning for their MAXIMUM SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION POWERBLOGGIN
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i wonder how much she got him for ; )
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Then a fellow band member got an email warning about Ferrell's grifter ways, from a mutual friend; a Google search turned up her warrant in Salt Lake City; and then the Observer story hit.
And whaddya know, it didn't take them six months either.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet those dudes are high-fiving each other over all the awesome hits on their myspace.
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"hipster runoff"? What the fuck have i done.
― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 06:32 (fifteen years ago) link
whiney did you seriously just otherize "the guys that read indie rock blogs"
― cumlord millionaire (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/23/128823463023291406.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
bwahahahaha the image is captioned
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
whiney "i see what you did there" is a comeback to someone making a joke or wordplay or something, not someone just going c'mon dude give us a break
― cumlord millionaire (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry i should phrase that in terms you can understand, shouldn't i:
http://dennisjudd.com/albums/cute_cats/wrong_mike.jpg
― cumlord millionaire (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
xposti know that, shipforbrains. it was supposed to be a "oh, congrats, YOU see what I did there" but that image doesn't exist.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
whiney some zing culture advice - when people dont "get" your "joke" dont "point" it "out" to them because it makes you seem butthurt
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
ty4sn
― shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
how much did she take u for
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I see what you grifted there
― shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
i <3 bords
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ the finer points of using captioned funny animal photos
― like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
lost art
― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
my roommates are having an in depth discussion of the hipster grifter timeline of events right now
― tehresa, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
liveblog it
― velko, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link
"what was she arrested for?"
"being wanted"
― tehresa, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 May 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
oh man i saw that hermit thrushes band just a few weeks ago, they played at the pilot light lol
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 May 2009 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://gothamist.com/2009/05/15/the_hipster_grifters_day_in_court.php
― "the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Friday, 15 May 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5336184/yes-the-hipster-grifter-law--order-episode-is-coming
― velko, Thursday, 13 August 2009 09:12 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahaha never change, l&o
― heave pho (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 August 2009 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link
The only question is whether Ferrell's precious criminal quirks can be translated for network television; as our tipster writes, there's "no word yet on whether or not she will be giving Jack McCoy a hand job with her mouth."
― louturistic jag (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link
on weeds mlp mentioned throwing a hot dog down a hall
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 13 August 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link
because the grifter invented that saying
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link