Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

poshlost kafka

if you burn the steak all the unhealthful fats are dissipated

ok i shouldn't have used the r word. but like, believing energy stores work like batteries seems like something an ordinary adult would never believe

like a third of the country believes in an actual physical heaven and hell, dude.

that's gotta be low right?

I think it's ~60% who profess a belief in heaven and hell, I'm giving them some credit on a number believing it's metaphorical

believing in heaven and hell seems kinda like an either/or to me, i'd be surprised if a significant chunk would say they thought it was anything other than a literal afterlife where you're rewarded or punished

At least they heard the idea of heaven and hell somewhere, unlike trumps speculation of exercise physiology xp

it's a satisfying concept u gotta admit

trump and pence are somehow both this guy

https://jsjammersmith.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/giphy.gif?w=402&h=239

http://68.media.tumblr.com/0bf646783745082ed1226f7278f8adcb/tumblr_n80pzdifl21qg4blro4_500.gif

otm

believing in heaven and hell seems kinda like an either/or to me, i'd be surprised if a significant chunk would say they thought it was anything other than a literal afterlife where you're rewarded or punished

go to a Unitarian church sometime

Some say that knowledge is something that you'll never have
Some say that fake news is something sat in your lap
Some say that heaven is hell
Some say that the body is a battery

go to a Unitarian church sometime

― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP)

you'll double the turnout

fundies or not lots of paycheck-to-paycheck common clay see a comic-book villain slob like comrade combover and his celebrity apprentices as a purifying purge and "think" '(government is the problem; tax cuts pay for themselves and/or deficits don't matter) this silver spoon caricature will wreck the country and those mouthy self-righteous 'liberals' will be miserable, too, that'll show 'em (government is the problem; tax cuts pay for themselves and/or deficits don't matter)'. would be nice to figure out how to get them to vote democratic instead

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2017/05/13/the-painful-truth-about-teeth/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_rigged-teeth-1109am:homepage/story&utm_term=.f8639bf06bc4

Aggressively supporting single-payer as a party might help.

President Trump tosses a ‘45’ hat to the son of a fallen police officer pic.twitter.com/lzrlndqWWY

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 15, 2017

I hope it had a red and blue electoral map folded up and tucked inside, maybe with the results circled in sharpie next to a confident "Check this out! - DJT"

“I am hearing about a number of people who will lose their coverage under the new plan,” Matello said. “Is Trump the wolf in grandma's clothes? My husband and I are are now saying to each other: ‘Did we really vote for him?

still find it difficult to muster any sort of sympathy for these folks

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

I mean, Trump is just straight-up the wolf saying "no really, I'm your grandma"

While he's spent a year and change openly devouring your extremities. But...give him a chance!

i read somewhere that psychopaths are usually kind of

https://www.highiqforum.com/threads/do-people-with-a-high-iq-tend-to-be-psychopaths.2027/

See ya, guys. I found a new message board.

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

this is the most horrifying mental image and I will never forgive you for it

When Trump dies his 21 gun salute will be with t-shirt cannons.

i would say i think we've found our next thread title but i think ppl have objected to swears in those before

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

― Download this Man With Hamburder And Mug (Old Lunch), M

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

this is the most horrifying mental image and I will never forgive you for it

It's also hilarious! Thanking you, OL.

only 90s kids will understand

more horrified that the song is going to be stuck in my head all day than by the mental image

When Trump dies his 21 gun salute will be with t-shirt cannons.

Caitlin fucking Flanagan on Ivanka Trump. It's as repulsive as you should expect.

I feel great about the fact that I didn't click on that

good god that is long

Over in bizarro world

Whoever is feeding this stuff to Mensch should get the first Nobel Prize in Trolling. pic.twitter.com/GPFeYWAi70

— Brandt (@UrbanAchievr) May 15, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KJ7dv8uHqc

we have ________; they have murdoch, ailes, and bannon

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/05/14/fox-news-scandal-impact-politics-215135

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

― Download this Man With Hamburder And Mug (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 May 2017 17:00 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tip of the cap

Perhaps some more details to come

A big exclusive: @AndersonCooper has Sally Yates' first TV interview since she was fired... it'll air Tuesday night on @AC360

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) May 15, 2017

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

If she can't discuss anything meaningful under oath wat is the point of anticipating an interview on CNN xp

I predict Sally Yates will be the very picture of restrained professionalism in that interview, but she will very, very understatedly demonstrate once more that Trump is an egoistic, poorly informed, impulsive incompetent with no respect for law or the Constitution. Since we already know that, it will still disappoint us all.

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

― Download this Man With Hamburder And Mug (Old Lunch), Monday, May 15, 2017 1:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

39%

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/15/poll-trump-approval-comey-fired/22086379/

for some reason i though it was already hitting 38 last week?

Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador

what a surprise

For most anyone in government discussing such matters with an adversary would be illegal. As president, Trump has broad authority to declassify government secrets, making it unlikely that his disclosures broke the law.

hey if the president does it it's not a crime amirite

xp I was thinking his popularity was lower and wondering what he'd done to get some added popularity. Can't remember him doing anything remotely positive in ages but I'm not a Republican so maybe they're looking at things differently.
Were people actually pro the trumpcare bill?

something like 20% iirc