Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Thanks for clearing that up, WaPo pic.twitter.com/2Bj5327LKS

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) May 15, 2017

It's much easier to prove the existence of a capricious, malevolent, hostile god than a benign god who loves justice and mercy.

next time my wife suggests i might not want to spend eight hours in a row on the couch playing videogames and eating fried lard i'll tell her i'm conserving my precious "finite" energy resources

i'll say it quietly and slowly, so as not to further drain my essence

Good news: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/supreme-court-deals-blow-north-carolina-over-voting-rights-n759456

i can't believe "bullshitter" didnt make that Quinnipiac word graph

maybe it's just assumed

i liked that 'trying' did

he's doing his best, bless him

although given the bombshell revelation about his opinions on exercise we can probably now safely assume that he's not trying at all, lest his vital life-force be siphoned from him by the effort

Trump is indeed very trying.

Trump’s views on exercise were mentioned in a New Yorker article this month and in “Trump Revealed,” The Washington Post’s 2016 biography of the president, which noted that Trump mostly gave up athletics after college because he “believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

how can someone possibly think this in 2017

after college! = 2017 tbfttc

still infinitely more psychotic than any of the "bushisms"

given trump's appearance, i can only assume that if there's any truth to this, he'll live until he's 180

i read somewhere that psychopaths are usually kind of retarded, with IQs topping out at 100 or so. i feel like trump is one of these blockheaded psychopaths. the confusing thing about him is that he is able to successfully manipulate everyone without truly understanding anything, but apparently that is common.

. . .

they just think about stuff in this extremely short sighted transactional way and they appear to have superhuman confidence because they are too dumb to care about consequences

i stand with phil d

ok i shouldn't have used the r word. but like, believing energy stores work like batteries seems like something an ordinary adult would never believe

or the average adult

i dunno if it was back then that he quit exercising he probably thought he was saving it all up for sexing

https://mobile.twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/864121015370227712

As Eve 6 once proclaimed, "find nothing but faith in nothing", well, there's a whole lot of nothing in this Russia story

did anyone notice that at Liberty Univ he thanked "your parents" for voting for him? 100-1 he thinks the voting age is 21.

carter page is losing what little mind he began with, i think

'wannacry' is obama's fault, right? because kenyans aren't good at the cyber?

(i avoid the bastard's voice as much as i can, but it was in a NPR clip) xxp

yeah. these delusions are too much.

so waitaminute...
american's who don't like pinko health care solutions like the ACA or single payer health care – they dislike the idea of having to cover things like the costs of some guys' diabetes treatment, because he was lazy and ate like shit. essentially, in their minds, subsidizing his poor decisions.
yet these same people are paying for the health care costs of a guy (the president) who thinks exercise in somehow unhealthy and eats hamburgers and burnt steaks for pretty much every meal?

why are you using logic?

poshlost kafka

if you burn the steak all the unhealthful fats are dissipated

ok i shouldn't have used the r word. but like, believing energy stores work like batteries seems like something an ordinary adult would never believe

like a third of the country believes in an actual physical heaven and hell, dude.

that's gotta be low right?

I think it's ~60% who profess a belief in heaven and hell, I'm giving them some credit on a number believing it's metaphorical

believing in heaven and hell seems kinda like an either/or to me, i'd be surprised if a significant chunk would say they thought it was anything other than a literal afterlife where you're rewarded or punished

At least they heard the idea of heaven and hell somewhere, unlike trumps speculation of exercise physiology xp

it's a satisfying concept u gotta admit

trump and pence are somehow both this guy

https://jsjammersmith.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/giphy.gif?w=402&h=239

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otm

believing in heaven and hell seems kinda like an either/or to me, i'd be surprised if a significant chunk would say they thought it was anything other than a literal afterlife where you're rewarded or punished

go to a Unitarian church sometime

Some say that knowledge is something that you'll never have
Some say that fake news is something sat in your lap
Some say that heaven is hell
Some say that the body is a battery

go to a Unitarian church sometime

― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP)

you'll double the turnout

fundies or not lots of paycheck-to-paycheck common clay see a comic-book villain slob like comrade combover and his celebrity apprentices as a purifying purge and "think" '(government is the problem; tax cuts pay for themselves and/or deficits don't matter) this silver spoon caricature will wreck the country and those mouthy self-righteous 'liberals' will be miserable, too, that'll show 'em (government is the problem; tax cuts pay for themselves and/or deficits don't matter)'. would be nice to figure out how to get them to vote democratic instead

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2017/05/13/the-painful-truth-about-teeth/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_rigged-teeth-1109am:homepage/story&utm_term=.f8639bf06bc4

Aggressively supporting single-payer as a party might help.

President Trump tosses a ‘45’ hat to the son of a fallen police officer pic.twitter.com/lzrlndqWWY

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 15, 2017

I hope it had a red and blue electoral map folded up and tucked inside, maybe with the results circled in sharpie next to a confident "Check this out! - DJT"

“I am hearing about a number of people who will lose their coverage under the new plan,” Matello said. “Is Trump the wolf in grandma's clothes? My husband and I are are now saying to each other: ‘Did we really vote for him?

still find it difficult to muster any sort of sympathy for these folks

A brimful of asshole from the 45.

I mean, Trump is just straight-up the wolf saying "no really, I'm your grandma"

While he's spent a year and change openly devouring your extremities. But...give him a chance!