Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Though when you're slimy you tend to be able to wiggle out of things

come on @target -- just realized the two gallons of milk you sold me expire tomorrow

— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) March 17, 2014

get to chuggin', Sean

I feel so sad for him

Spicer indicates he feels personally victimized in this job.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 12, 2017

I mean talk about the perfect tee-up for McCarthy tomorrow.

the republicans are, for better or for worse, irrevocably the Party of Trump

you guys keep saying this but it's weirdly myopic. they were also the Party of Dubya, right up until he left office.

as soon as Trump's gone, it'll be like it never happened and none of them ever supported him, he wasn't a "real conservative" etc.

They sure were effective at erasing W from their history.

i must be the liberal elite because i didn't even know that you could buy milk at target.

the only thing you can't by at Target is ammo

ironic

Fun times!

Didn't take long: Ranking Dems on Judiciary and Oversight Committees ask WH counsel for tapes. https://t.co/ammxHDb3vc pic.twitter.com/A6HBf7zsM2

— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) May 12, 2017

Especially since Spicer kept not answering the point

there are no tapes

even if there were it wouldn't matter because McConnell and Ryan don't care

Almost certainly there are no tapes. Quite why Spicer didn't SAY there are no tapes is the fun/funny part for now.

Dems are too chickenshit about wanting to pick off phantom hordes of moderate Republicans to say "the party of Trump" would've been "the party of Rubio" and was the Party of Bush, Reagan, Goldwater, etc, and every one of those parties sucked because only rich people with guns and dead welfare babies could get in.

Anyway, best tweet re tapes so far

A source close to Comey told me this morning: “He hopes there are tapes. That would be perfect.”

— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) May 12, 2017

Late at night at the White House. pic.twitter.com/nxU1Ci7A3m

— Tim O'Brien (@TimOBrien) May 12, 2017

Almost certainly there are no tapes.

aren't we talking about the same guy who bugged all the phones at Mar-a-Lago? I wouldn't be so sure.

yeah but Obama spied on him! Remember?

Don't presidents often record their conversations?

They have since FDR (Carter the exception).

Charles Sykes on libtears: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/opinion/sunday/if-liberals-hate-him-then-trump-must-be-doing-something-right.html

What may have begun as a policy or a tactic in opposition has long since become a reflex. But there is an obvious price to be paid for essentially becoming a party devoted to trolling. In the long run, it’s hard to see how a party dedicated to liberal tears can remain a movement based on ideas or centered on principles.

Conservatives will care less about governing and more about scoring “wins” — and inflicting losses on the left — no matter how hollow the victories or flawed the policies. Ultimately, though, this will end badly because it is a moral and intellectual dead end, and very likely a political one as well.

The issue isn't whether there are tapes or not. The problem is the president tried to publicly blackmail the fbi director he just fired without cause--a man scheduled to testify in front of congress very soon about a criminal investigation involving the president's campaign.

Don't presidents often record their conversations?

― Treeship, Friday, May 12, 2017 2:04 PM (one minute ago)

Trump outsourced this to Putin.

Ultimately, though, this will end badly because it is a moral and intellectual dead end, and very likely a political one as well.

strange conclusion, considering that they're succeeding more wildly than ever before

The problem is the president tried to publicly blackmail the fbi director he just fired without cause--a man scheduled to testify in front of congress very soon about a criminal investigation involving the president's campaign.

not really a problem since the party in power dgaf. still, sure let's have some more hearings, keep the Senate distracted and bogged down w this etc

They sure were effective at erasing W from their history.

― between the tall buildings are snow-coated alleys (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, May 12, 2017 6:38 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like the Tea Party was a stealth rebranding in order to move past the fucking smoldering crater that W left in his wake.

strange conclusion, considering that they're succeeding more wildly than ever before

― Οὖτις

so much win! nobody has won like them since the king of the molossians.

I feel like the Tea Party was a stealth rebranding in order to move past the fucking smoldering crater that W left in his wake.

it was! We should probably start taking bets on what they'll call themselves once Trump is hounded from office as a disgrace... maybe the True Patriots, or Red Blooded Americans

I feel like the Tea Party was a stealth rebranding in order to move past the fucking smoldering crater that W left in his wake.

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, May 12, 2017 3:32 PM

otm. Bush is spoken of with derision -- conservatives regard him as a two-term Carter.

their own eager-beaver complicity in his two terms neatly elided

compartmentalized, you might say

Even the establishment GOP got through two national conventions in which W was barely mentioned; I may be misremembering but he didn't even appear, right? As if his 8-year reign and "two" successful elections were but a footnote.

yeah he didn't speak at either convention

caught that idiot morning joe the other day and he spat out "lifelong Democrat" when referring to Trump more than once. get ready to hear this 94/7 when that mother fucker's out

the nyt piece linked to by tipsy is accurate:

the conservative news media is now less pro-Trump than it is anti-anti-Trump. The distinction is important, because anti-anti-Trumpism has become the new safe space for the right.... Rather than defend President Trump’s specific actions, his conservative champions change the subject to (1) the biased “fake news” media, (2) over-the-top liberals, (3) hypocrites on the left, (4) anyone else victimizing Mr. Trump or his supporters and (5) whataboutism, as in “What about Obama?” “What about Clinton?”... conservative politics is now less about ideas or accomplishments than it is about making the right enemies cry out in anguish.

get the fuck away from the term "safe space," Sykes.

But he's OTM regardless. Watching FOX News, the line this week has been (a) "media hysteria" (coming from FOX) (b) hypocrisy

it's definitely a more defensive posture, but it is not a less effective one

defending trump is a form of exhibitionistic self-abasement. the explanation for his stubborn support is that 35% of the country is into that sort of thing.

i don't judge them. i just wish this erotic energy was channeled into something less socially catastrophic.

Ryan was already kinda there a year ago, with his weary eyerolls and "I'm not hear to defend Trump or to talk about (insert latest outrage); I'm here to focus on what's important to the American people (which is cutting taxes and making life harder for people of color."

um hear = here

Yeah but all that time most everyone figured they could shrug it off after November. Then Trump won.

Sean Duffy's gross wife was on Fox this morning supportive of getting rid of the WH press conference because the only good questions come from the yokels on Spicer's skype-a-conservative-outlet machine

Trump is right that the press conferences serve no purpose

The Crunchy Conservative is ready to impeach: http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/trump-blackmail-comey/

has ryan been photographed with trump yet?

Well, of course

Trump to Fox on whether he asked Comey for loyalty pledge: "I didnt, but I don’t think it would be a bad question to ask"

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) May 12, 2017