Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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"I know that I’m not under investigation. Me personally -- I’m not talking about campaigns," @realDonaldTrump tells @LesterHoltNBC today.

— Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny) May 11, 2017

NEW: Pres. Trump tells @LesterHoltNBC he specifically asked former FBI Dir. Comey if he was under investigation during a phone call

— Monica Alba (@albamonica) May 11, 2017

Waive that privilege you dumb fuck xp

There's no point in firing a guy to show your dominance and intimidate others if you can't claim credit for firing him! Hence, today.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) May 11, 2017

Guess the 'showboat' line basically confirms comey got shitcanned because trump was jealous of comey's screen time

jesus wept

reality has turned into the world's hackiest political satire

Some video!

BREAKING: I was going to fire Comey anyway, Pres. Trump tells @LesterHoltNBC in exclusive interview at White House https://t.co/MAmo1PE1RL

— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) May 11, 2017

this decision probably weighed as much on him as one of these:

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*8ha75MedBgIMIHgD16Rvjw.gif

I kind of which he'd said "He's a showboat, he's a grandstand."

his lack of self-consciousness is almost tasteful – this is why he'll never lose his base of support

I'm guessing Trump is lying as he does about everything, but Comey personally telling him that he wasn't under investigation would be...really unusual, right?

okay lol:

remember the obama era scandals pic.twitter.com/4DgHbt67Xt

— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) May 10, 2017

(self-replying before Morbs can go "HAHA HE KILLED CHILDREN WITH DRONES OH MY SIDES")

lol

we all know that's not scandalous, freedom aint free

comey got shitcanned because trump was jealous of comey's screen time

Yam's Razor indeed

Josh Marshall:

Last night came word that Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein reportedly threatened to resign Tuesday night when he realized that the White House was making him the key decision-maker in the firing of James Comey. This tells us a lot, but not necessarily what it might appear on first notice. The main significance is that no more than 30 hours in, the White House’s absurd cover story about firing Comey over his misdeeds toward Hillary Clinton – a lie that virtually everyone at the White House has now publicly repeated and vouched for – is coming apart at the seams. We can also see the staggering fact that after no more than two weeks on the job, Rosenstein’s public reputation, which was formidable, has been destroyed. He now joins a legion of Trump Dignity Wraiths, men and women (though mainly men) of once vaunted reputations or at least public prestige who have been reduced to mere husks of their former selves after crossing the Trump Dignity Loss Event Horizon.

full piece here: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-wraithing-of-rod-rosenstein

can we poll the Trump Dignity Wraiths

Lol trump dignity wraiths

Wraiths on wings!!!!!

https://cdn20.patchcdn.com/users/65079/20160718/033527/styles/T600x450/public/article_images/christrump-1468102400-1528-1468870523-1391.jpeg

Could mean anything but

Developing: FBI confirms agents are executing a search warrant at the office of GOP Fundraiser/Consulting firm in Annapolis

— Jayne Miller (@jemillerwbal) May 11, 2017

I hate to admit it but I am 100% in favor of what Trump did to Christie and am sad he hasn't had a chance to do it to Cruz and Rubio.

These ppl are historically bad liars; it's an embarrassment next to the plausible-if-transparent WH lying of recent decades.

I meran, they're hardly ever even fooling the NY Times.

the realest cuckservatives xp

These ppl are historically bad liars; it's an embarrassment next to the plausible-if-transparent WH lying of recent decades.

I meran, they're hardly ever even fooling the NY Times.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 11, 2017 5:19 PM (forty-seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ari Flesicher where r u now?

I hate to admit it but I am 100% in favor of what Trump did to Christie and am sad he hasn't had a chance to do it to Cruz and Rubio.

― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP),

Never forget that Chris Christie, Lord of the Trumpzgul, tore Marco apart in that debate.

http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/deputy-ag-rosenstein-im-not-quitting-didnt-threaten-to-quit-over-comey-firing

When asked by Sinclair Broadcast Group's Michelle Macaluso about reports that claim otherwise, he stated "no, I'm not quitting."

Macaluso: Did you threaten to quit?

Rosenstein: No.

AND YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

still can't imagine a greater loss of dignity moment than Cruz phonebanking for the man who called his wife ugly and accused his father of killing Kennedy. but his presidency is still young.

Notable. McClintock represents a very red-leaning California district

Republican @tommcclintock calls for independent prosecutor to take over FBI's Russia investigation https://t.co/UFbauIXtyD

— Sarah D. Wire (@sarahdwire) May 11, 2017

Rubio apologizing to Trump for saying he had a small dick as Trump was bragging about the size of his dick was another classic moment.

also we can never forget this

http://www.wnd.com/files/2016/11/Trump-Romney-TW.jpg

Oh yeah.

They all deserve it but jesus

As a human it's painful for me to watch that kind of self-abasement.

Romney's "help me" look is so classic

hey I've still got Democratic friends who think McCain is a Good Republican.

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvxUiPMfuyU

The only time Trump has smiled so unaffectedly is over the taco bowl and KFC

I mean

The POTUS invited three Time reporters to spend a day at the White House on Monday, May 8, which culminated in a candlelit dinner in the Blue Room. The mag’s correspondents note that Trump was served what appeared to be Thousand Island dressing during the salad course while everyone else got a vinaigrette, and during the entree portion, the president received “an extra dish of sauce” with his chicken. Waiters brought Trump a Diet Coke while everyone else was offered water, and for dessert, he received a slice of chocolate pie with a double scoop of vanilla ice cream, while the rest of the guests only got one scoop.

Was the seat on Trump's chair an inch higher than everyone else's?

Honestly the reporters' dinner sounded like the better option anyway

also we can never forget this

http://www.wnd.com/files/2016/11/Trump-Romney-TW.jpg

― frogbs, Thursday, May 11, 2017 12:29 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or the alternate shot from that evening:
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/2469/36/16x9/1200.jpg

The Time reporters were then fitted with dunce caps while Trump adorned a crown of the finest silver. As they exited the dinner, a White House aide handed each reporter a card with a printed list of the approximated penis sizes of everyone at the dinner (most within the range of 2 to 3 inches, with the POTUS leading the pack at a whopping 412 inches).

why is "an extra dish of sauce" in quotes

is that a euphemism and was Trump's meal actually served on a naked, supine person

extra dish of sauce =
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/chilled-monkey-brains-bowl-indiana-jones-temple-of-doom-3.jpg

Yes, and the name of that naked, supine person? President Donald J. Trump. And that's...the rest of the story. Good [unintelligible]!

still can't imagine a greater loss of dignity moment than Cruz phonebanking for the man who called his wife ugly and accused his father of killing Kennedy. but his presidency is still young.

― frogbs, Thursday, May 11, 2017 1:26 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love too how that moment was captured in a photograph

video, I thought

cruz looks like he's asphyxiating in those photos, i treasure them