EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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ahhh you fuckin jammy cunts

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 7 May 2017 11:19 (seven years ago) link

Our keeper off after 19 mins for handling the ball outside the area, defence a shambles. can't fucking wait for next week against a good side.

calzino, Sunday, 7 May 2017 11:23 (seven years ago) link

So it will 1st home leg against Wednesday next week, tiny glimmer of hope >>>Forestieri appears to be crocked. Maybe we have just been consistently shit for the last few weeks as part of some deep mind games.

calzino, Sunday, 7 May 2017 11:39 (seven years ago) link

Like one of them deep ocean predators that pretend to be dead, well maybe not actually.

calzino, Sunday, 7 May 2017 11:40 (seven years ago) link

Forest go a goal up. If Bristol can get level then the Blues will be in the drop zone on goal difference. this can still happen!

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 7 May 2017 11:46 (seven years ago) link

If only Bristol C needed a win today

calzino, Sunday, 7 May 2017 11:50 (seven years ago) link

Brentford 1 back :/

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:14 (seven years ago) link

and 2 for Forest :\

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link

Brighton back on top thank fuck

Forest must be safe

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:29 (seven years ago) link

Three for forest now.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:30 (seven years ago) link

ah ffs Grealish equalizes and Newcastle are back on top

come on karma, you owe us a last second Bristol goal

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:53 (seven years ago) link

Bristol City are blowing this. keep coming close but they can't get it in the net

ahhhh fuck we just wrecked it for Brighton. ffs we can't do anything right

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:54 (seven years ago) link

cheat ref at Bristol blows a minute early, the dream is over :(

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:57 (seven years ago) link

a shameful day in the history of the city. fucked up the whole thing top to bottom

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:57 (seven years ago) link

two blocked shots for Bristol C at the death as well. the gods of fate, you did some bad things today :(

calzino, Sunday, 7 May 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link

cheat ref at Bristol blows a minute early, the dream is over :(

― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 May 2017 13:57 Bookmark

bolton superfan lee mason does it again

r|t|c, Sunday, 7 May 2017 13:13 (seven years ago) link

that is an outrage, that tosser shouldn't have been let near a game with regional rivals survival at stake.

calzino, Sunday, 7 May 2017 13:18 (seven years ago) link

oh my god Fosun might be about to dump Lambert come on lads you can do it give me European fannydangle or give me death

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:05 (six years ago) link

can't log into the Express and Star comment section at work and I'm just dying to troll the championship experience we need shitkickers crew

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:07 (six years ago) link

Good luck with the local derby tomorrow, Tim. I am so nervous about tomorrow myself. Anything less than a two goal defeat tomorrow and I'm going to watch the 2nd leg in a pub on wednesday. It would be strange if we are still in it by wednesday, the same day of my dad's funeral - which I wont be attending. Long story, but I'll keep that shit off here from hereon!

Didn't catch the Fulham game, but I'm sure Reading won't be smug for the 2nd leg. Because Fulham can do shock and awe better than any in this division when they can get it together.

calzino, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

Likewise - I like Wednesday well enough but will definitely be rooting for Town.

I'm struck by the varying fortunes of the league's Tesco bag teams this year.

I'm not going to either play-off semi, for tedious work / life reasons; it feels weird, like the match isn't really happening. I've never missed an ECFC play-off game before. (We've only ever reached playoffs twice before, both times in the conference).

Tim, Sunday, 14 May 2017 07:04 (six years ago) link

Our regular nemesis Forestieri starting, although he is carrying an injury. I'm thinking of not very sporting ideas of how to nullify that bastard today!

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 10:38 (six years ago) link

lockin in for this one! good luck calzino, rooting for your lot

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 14 May 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link

cheers, I think we are doomed tbh!

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link

oh no Izzy, more composure pls!

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

we are playing well but we did in the league games against them as well and got nothing. They can soak up all the pressure and FF will score with a rare attack.

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

lol Tommy Smith clearly of a mind with you re Forestieri

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 14 May 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link

a horrible vision of what is to come next season when Wagner is gone - Schteve at the game again:(

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link

that 3 quid I stuck on Forestieri to score 1st worked it's magic

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link

that went better than expected, I am totally pumped up for the away leg now!

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link

Good result, on the face of it?

Tim, Sunday, 14 May 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link

Oh deffo a good result. We lack a lot of quality in the final 3rd, but we are operating on the same budget as Rotherham. For all expenditure of Wednesday they had 3 shots and none on target!

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 12:58 (six years ago) link

I suppose it quite strange the way Wednesday always play 10 behind the ball against us, like they are the underdogs. but you can't argue with their results so far - today is the first time they haven't beaten us in a while.

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 13:03 (six years ago) link

In some ways going to Hillsborough without a goal advantage could be a blessing, we have previous of parking the bus with a 2nd leg goal advantage and getting stuffed.

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

I was just saying to my younger brother that for me a day out at Wembley in the sun, after sneaking a load of booze onto the coach is far more important than the trifling matter of getting promoted to the Prem!

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

just lolling at a comment that Grant Holt would have put at least 2 of those chances we had today, mainly because it is absolutely true.

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link

I'd like to congratulate Forest Green Rovers on their promotion to Div 4 but I really can't bring myself to. They genuinely are the Gretna of English football:

http://miltonsfootballfinance.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/forest-green-rovers-financials.html?m=1

And that was before this announcement:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/nov/03/forest-green-stadium-wood-you-believe-it

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 14 May 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

that Dale Vince seems a bit of a tosser, a very smoothies aesthetic style multi-millionaire. Plus I've mad love for Tranmere.

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link

I suppose if you are a dodgy crim type chairman, like the 90's Doncaster Rovers one - there are plenty of benefits for a wooden football ground!

calzino, Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

fake underdogs Reading played well tonight, missed a gubber, some class saves from Al Habsi

If we get past the massive tomorrow - I'm happier to face them.

calzino, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

was gonna ask! feel like the fake hoops won by default but if i was you i'd rather play them than the cottagers

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

A team that has put 9 past you unanswered in the last season is a big no no for Wembley! Although tonight I felt we are just as capable of doing a defensive job against them as Reading did earlier, although recent evidence suggests otherwise. Anyway, now just the small matter of beating Wednesday. I would much rather the 2nd leg at Hillsborough, we actually a good record there.

calzino, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

have

calzino, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

gerrinthere

imago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

Extra time!

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

watched the entire game in a pub, and am seen to want a medal

imago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

I am listening to this at home and rooting for Huddersfield but oh god the agony, it's making me dread tomorrow night when I'll have an actual emotional stake in the matter. At least I'll just be in the pub so can slink home if it all goes wrong.

Tim, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

this is quite clearly an old england v germany rerun

r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

And on cue, Seven Years begins to play

imago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link


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