EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

In fact it was a distinctly British confluence of twat-managers who colluded (by playing their stiffs) to get us relegated in 2001.

If it wasn't shame enough that we bottled a chance to send down Brum, now the last straw is one of our lot (young TM acolyte, gormless ToryGirl - Beth Prescott) is odds on fav to win the Dewsbury seat for the Tories. [launches season ticket into bin]

it's not all bad

https://twitter.com/djqmusic/status/851813786831007745

lol! Another one of them Holme Valley gangstas!

"DJ Q’s musical journey started from a young age at The Nook in Holmfirth.."

was gonna say, must've been some decent Bassline nights round Hudd

there are some cracking discotheques, allegedly. I think John major was pm last time i went to a Hudds club tho! I used to work with this foul-mouthed thug type from Holmfirth and was shocked when we picked him up outside his 7 bedroom country chateau.

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coincidence i think not

Lol! (but RIP Mika)

"The liquidator of Leeds United has missed out on a payment of £4.75m after the club failed to be promoted in the 10 seasons since chairman Ken Bates put it through a pre-pack administration in May 2007."

Nice of the impartial local BBC radio weekly football show to commemorate that last great English manager Howard Wilkinson and fail to mention 2 of the region's other teams have made the playoffs.

Harry Grayson has been a biased Leeds cunt for over 30 years

Hasn't he just. And the Radio Leeds commentary team are also appalling - Especially Noel Whelan. A level of partisanship is expected - but outright dismissing all opposition teams is just arrogant and boorish.

This Bassline scene in Holmfirth thing has been a shock to me today. It is very white affluent place with Morris Dancers invading the village square every summer.

It isn't like Hebden Bridge which is a bastion of oddness, the old left and with a massive gay community. It is very racist and unwelcoming to "outsiders" in my experience.

This wannabe gangsta kid I used to work with from Holmfirth once told me his dad worked in a prison, he sort of made it sound like he was a screw in his "inimitable" style. The truth was his dad was a professor of literature who had a p/t sideline teaching in a prison!

even the C's side against us; bitter lol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39797400

Those streaming sites will be overworked next season, to sake the international demand for fixtures like Crewe vs Morecambe all EFL fixtures will be livestreamed to the world.

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goodnight sweet prince

Blackburn lead! come onnnnnn let's make this happen!!

just need Forest to score and Brum are in the shit again.

2 for Blackburn. God it would make my season if the Blues go down today

ahhh you fuckin jammy cunts

https://thesportboys.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tony-mowbray.jpg

Our keeper off after 19 mins for handling the ball outside the area, defence a shambles. can't fucking wait for next week against a good side.

So it will 1st home leg against Wednesday next week, tiny glimmer of hope >>>Forestieri appears to be crocked. Maybe we have just been consistently shit for the last few weeks as part of some deep mind games.

Like one of them deep ocean predators that pretend to be dead, well maybe not actually.

Forest go a goal up. If Bristol can get level then the Blues will be in the drop zone on goal difference. this can still happen!

If only Bristol C needed a win today

Brentford 1 back :/

and 2 for Forest :\

Brighton back on top thank fuck

Forest must be safe

Three for forest now.

ah ffs Grealish equalizes and Newcastle are back on top

come on karma, you owe us a last second Bristol goal

Bristol City are blowing this. keep coming close but they can't get it in the net

ahhhh fuck we just wrecked it for Brighton. ffs we can't do anything right

cheat ref at Bristol blows a minute early, the dream is over :(

a shameful day in the history of the city. fucked up the whole thing top to bottom

two blocked shots for Bristol C at the death as well. the gods of fate, you did some bad things today :(

cheat ref at Bristol blows a minute early, the dream is over :(

― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 May 2017 13:57 Bookmark

bolton superfan lee mason does it again

that is an outrage, that tosser shouldn't have been let near a game with regional rivals survival at stake.

oh my god Fosun might be about to dump Lambert come on lads you can do it give me European fannydangle or give me death

can't log into the Express and Star comment section at work and I'm just dying to troll the championship experience we need shitkickers crew

Good luck with the local derby tomorrow, Tim. I am so nervous about tomorrow myself. Anything less than a two goal defeat tomorrow and I'm going to watch the 2nd leg in a pub on wednesday. It would be strange if we are still in it by wednesday, the same day of my dad's funeral - which I wont be attending. Long story, but I'll keep that shit off here from hereon!

Didn't catch the Fulham game, but I'm sure Reading won't be smug for the 2nd leg. Because Fulham can do shock and awe better than any in this division when they can get it together.

Likewise - I like Wednesday well enough but will definitely be rooting for Town.

I'm struck by the varying fortunes of the league's Tesco bag teams this year.

I'm not going to either play-off semi, for tedious work / life reasons; it feels weird, like the match isn't really happening. I've never missed an ECFC play-off game before. (We've only ever reached playoffs twice before, both times in the conference).

Our regular nemesis Forestieri starting, although he is carrying an injury. I'm thinking of not very sporting ideas of how to nullify that bastard today!

lockin in for this one! good luck calzino, rooting for your lot

cheers, I think we are doomed tbh!

oh no Izzy, more composure pls!

we are playing well but we did in the league games against them as well and got nothing. They can soak up all the pressure and FF will score with a rare attack.

lol Tommy Smith clearly of a mind with you re Forestieri

a horrible vision of what is to come next season when Wagner is gone - Schteve at the game again:(

that 3 quid I stuck on Forestieri to score 1st worked it's magic