http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/hipstergrifter_foldable.gif
― dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
^serious endtime shit here^
the terrorists won after all
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
did they really?
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah u didnt hear abt that
― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
it got boing boinged
― dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
◄ Boobz
― goole, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
o_O @ the little toe/harbl they put in there
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 4 May 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, clearly whoever made that was torn between laughing and jerking off
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
she's known for steals people's money, hahah... ungggghh let me give her a camel toe
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Bet the guy who made that was thinking "can't wait to play dick puppet theater with this. Yeah!
― Alex in SF, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a harbl
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet the guy thought it was kind of funny to make a cardboard cutout with boobs and a harbl
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link
boobz
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
boobz n a harbl
― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ sounds like a Hammer track
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
wait what is a harbl? i thought it was short for "hair ball"? is that a term for the vagina now???
― ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/stickitin.jpg
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
oh. wau.
― ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
that's not a harbl it's simply a cat's vagina!
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean...right?
i always thought they were cat balls.
― stchick (stevie), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 07:53 (fifteen years ago) link
why are you tardbabies so fascinated with some huckster whose face looks like a map of guangdong
i can introduce yall to about a thousand crusties and gutter bitches EXACTLY LIKE HER
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link
including my last gf~
How much money did she scam off you? We want to know!
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ news people saying "hipster grifter"
http://cbs3.com/local/hipster.grifter.Kari.2.1000905.html
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Warhol would have LOVED this chick.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
imagine people on the news saying names like 'pretty boy floyd'
cankles had a gf
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
point-form zings
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
idgi
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys saying "how much did she get you for" every time someone says how ugly she is... really it's not clever
― cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
how much did she get u for
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
ROTFL
― richard_lambert, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
really
― cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 1:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
she totally proves his prediction that in the future everyone will get a mouth job from a hipster grifter
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Hilarity.
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway I wasn't asking how much money the Korean Hipster Grifter grifted from cankles, but rather how much money his prettier gutter bitch ex grifted from him (which if they are EXACTLY ALIKE seems a fair question, no?)
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, tell us a story, cankles
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
the disgusting savage that broke your heart
― bnw, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL, the guy from Hermit Thrushes turned her in
http://gawker.com/5241650/how-hipster-grifter-was-trapped
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
this is the worst fucking plot to get an indie rock band "noticed" i've ever seen
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link
it's like they read this and acted accordingly
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-memefication-of-your-band.html
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
hahah the guy's city paper post on busting her has lots of rote stop snitchin comments.
and fuck his band, if only for having a name way too close to nova scotia's legendary thrush hermit.
― like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Surprise: She lied!
― Here Comes the Hardzinger (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link
the guys that read indie rock blogs should post which ones post Hermit Thrushes MP3s tomorrow morning for their MAXIMUM SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION POWERBLOGGIN
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i wonder how much she got him for ; )
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Then a fellow band member got an email warning about Ferrell's grifter ways, from a mutual friend; a Google search turned up her warrant in Salt Lake City; and then the Observer story hit.
And whaddya know, it didn't take them six months either.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet those dudes are high-fiving each other over all the awesome hits on their myspace.
― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"hipster runoff"? What the fuck have i done.
― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 06:32 (fifteen years ago) link
whiney did you seriously just otherize "the guys that read indie rock blogs"
― cumlord millionaire (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link