EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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well if you drop points tonight i still don't think you're gonna miss the playoffs

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link

no disrespect because you'm capable of beating any line-up we sent out, but Lambert did exactly what he said he wouldn't do earlier this week and picked a very weird "dudes who haven't played for months/dudes who've been injured for months" starting XI

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link

PLAYOFFS UNLOCKED

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:37 (seven years ago) link

Wagner now officially better than Bruce

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

Bruce's Town was in the same position as Leeds/Fulham, almost 20 years ago, and fucked up the last 3 games!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link

or was it the last 6 games - I can't remember.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link

I would love another trip to Wembley with step-dad/bro and various degenerates. Sorry Caek, but the last one was alltime. Totally shit game, but what a penalty shootout!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link

never wanted my own team to lose a match as badly in my life. counting on your boys today calzino

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link

slow ol' Hudson just gifted them a pen :(

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link

Lol! saved by Coleman, it might not be their day after all!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Poor York, held at home and relegated by a last-minute equaliser for neighbours Guiseley :(

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link

"Leading scorer Jon Parkin twice equalised for the hosts.."

I can't believe this guy is still playing professional football, even at C-national level.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/resources/images/5814356.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:18 (seven years ago) link

not meant in judgemental manner!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:19 (seven years ago) link

mind you, he'd probably still skin Hudson for pace.

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:20 (seven years ago) link

the bluenoses down to 10!!! Come on lets make this happen!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:23 (seven years ago) link

: D

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:24 (seven years ago) link

yessss just coming to gloat. my brother was having a drink with some Hudds fans at lunchtime apparently, he joined in with a few choruses of "we all hate Leeds"

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:24 (seven years ago) link

we havent turned up at all yet tbf. been all Rovers. problem is they're not particularly good

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:25 (seven years ago) link

yeah they couldn't get it together to beat us last weekend and i don't think we had a shot

when Arry took the "job" he said the Bluenoses would only need 4 points to be safe snigger

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link

dirty Leeds go 1 down :D

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link

meanwhile the Wolves's early holiday is now in full effect

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:32 (seven years ago) link

omg! calamity!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

gdammit i knew this would happen once Hudds were safely in the playoffs

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

half arsed marking in the box will still concede against 10 you knuckleheads. Wake up ffs!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

Christ tho but Danny Graham is a poor attacker isnt he? quivers like an aspen leaf if he gets so much as a sniff of the ball in any area where he might actually have an opportunity to do some damage or make a decision

they've had a couple of belting chances here Rovers, really not helping themselves

xp ahhhhh fuck offff

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link

it looks like Blackburn are incapable of saving themselves anyway tbf

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link

Danny Graham air-kicks from 6 yards out

if i have to i'll just be a grown-up about it and console myself with the thought that City are a good thing for Small Heath and it would be bad news for the neighbourhood were they to get relegated and stay down. slim reed on which to lean but it may have to do

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Brum are definitely going to win this game and stay up :(

^^^^
Trying some messageboard Ju Ju here.

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link

we now appear to be (rather sportingly) passing the ball patiently around our own area waiting for Blackburn to nick possession, or possibly foul them to give em a free kick near the area. how much help do these guys need ffs

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:07 (seven years ago) link

ya dancerrrrrrrr

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link

give him enough chances and he might hit one eventually

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link

i take it all back Danny Graham

any cunt on our side taking a shot as of right now wants selling imo. kick it long every time, and don't bother to chase it

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link

Wells comes on for Huddersfield COME ON

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link

yeah come on you lazy bastards, we have a Villa fan on the pitch ffs!

omg! didn't see a Leeds comeback on the cards.

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link

even have

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:15 (seven years ago) link

It isn't sounding encouraging tbh. Mooy's coming on though, that'll give them something to think about.

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link

another goal for us or blackburn puts forest in the shit

i know they're not brum but cmon

r|t|c, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:34 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3kDXSaS.jpg

let me put you in the forest mood (c/o popbitch the other week)

r|t|c, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link

another Brum pen :(

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:36 (seven years ago) link

heartbreaking

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link

ah fuck it all

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link

fuckin Leeds too, this is turning into a total trainwreck. if Leeds get a fourth i'm gonna get drunk

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:42 (seven years ago) link

trying to listen to fulham brentford on the radio but while the goings-on sound effervescent i cannot help myself singing "i'm stepping it jota this year" and "barbet girl" ott in my head instead

mass pitch invasion in progress at leyton orient obv

r|t|c, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

and Norwich go down to 10 men ;_;

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link

Forest going down on the last day isn't without appeal, but what we have done today for Brum is criminal. I feel ashamed :(

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link

i'd still fear for Rovers on today's evidence, they only got the win because we were so contemptibly shite (we can stop pretending that we were trying to let it happen now I think). can't see Rovers getting much out of Brentford even if Brentford aren't arsed.

Bristol - Blues harder to call. if only Bristol had a shittier goal difference, it'd actually give them something to play for next week. as it is I could see them clocking off early and just letting the Blues take it

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link

In the season Brum relegated us in the last game we were almost in an identical position to them, albeit 2 pts worse off. It can still happen.

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 16:04 (seven years ago) link

second season we stayed in the Prem under McCarthy Brum got relegated with a couple of shifts in goal difference between us and them in injury time more or less

may have shouted "fuck YOOOUUUUUUUUU" to a couple of suspected Bluenoses at the far end of the pub, couldn't confirm or deny

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link

In late November we were bottom of the football league; today we got into the playoffs for the first time in our football league history (though we got to the conference playoffs a couple of times). It's been such a weird season.

Tim, Saturday, 29 April 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link


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