Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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should have done a play on "Still Bill" by Bill Withers. maybe a picture of Stills sitting at a desk, frustrated, going through a pile of letters. Call the album "Stills' Bills"

nomar, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link

or Stills Kills, with Steve aiming a rifle at the camera

tylerw, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

A hits comp called "Gold in Them There Stills"

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

Stilling The Waters, with a shot of Stills in a rowboat or some shit.

tylerw, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link

Stills Got the Blues

niels, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

Album of ELP covers: Stills...You Turn Me On

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

Stills: Crazy After All these Beers

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

i have nothing to add, but great work all around

✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

re Joan Baez - fake clouds backdrops are quite a sub-theme in this thread

mahb, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 12:27 (six years ago) link

every once in a while there is a current day album that fits this genre, but Beady Eye's "Different Gear, Still Speeding" is pretty exceptional, every element of this from the photo to the typography to the title to the the design could pass for something from 1974

http://www.allyngibson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Beady-Eye-Different-Gear-Still-Speeding.jpg

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Gimme_Some_Neck_-_Ron_Wood.jpg

Ron Wood - Gimme Some Neck

lame dadjoke title and an album cover done by a beach resort tourist vendor who spells out your name with photographs

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link

The Stanky Brown Group, "If the Lights Don't Get You the Helots Will" (yep, no idea either)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71vizckUorL._SL1032_.jpg

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link

Mel Deacon - It's been a privilege

http://www.bobego.com/It

http://www.bobego.com/It

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link

The Stankey Brown Band.... That's quite a band name

The helots (/ˈhɛləts, ˈhiːləts/; Ancient Greek: εἵλωτες, heílotes) were a subjugated population group that formed the main population of Laconia and Messenia, the territory controlled by Sparta. Their exact status was already disputed in antiquity: according to Critias, they were "slaves to the utmost",[1] whereas according to Pollux, they occupied a status "between free men and slaves".[2] Tied to the land, they primarily worked in agriculture as a majority and economically supported the Spartan citizens.

That doesn't make the album title make anymore sense though

Reading up on Stanky Brown, they were on Sire same time as the Ramones but to me they look like a band that would have played similar circuit to something like Southside Johnny. I'm going to have to go to Youtube and see what they actually sound like.

earlnash, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link

Can't believe we never made our way to "Gimme Some Neck"!

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 03:55 (six years ago) link

Ronnie was on a roll--The followup, his fourth album, was called...wait for it...1234

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link

Whenever I see this thread has bubbled up to the top and there are new posts, it's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

the_ecuador_three, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 09:22 (six years ago) link

^^^ title of obscure Ray Davies / Morris Day collab LP.

nickn, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

A sampling of the career of Charlie Musselwhite may be of interest here also - - - no classics of the form as such, and from what I can gather he may actually be an important or at least rather well-liked blues musician. Nonetheless he carried the torch for genially lame titles across several decades, and if Wiki is to be trusted, at least fourteen record labels.

https://img.discogs.com/MClA41kIYtDeyHVzm0SIvcUYy98=/fit-in/400x387/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2577887-1296308414.jpeg.jpg

Leave The Blues To Us (1975)

https://img.discogs.com/LeqhJcABJ6XJ7_9zV57yggTE0iA=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-2169042-1267738327.jpeg.jpg

Times Gettin' Tougher Than Tough (1978)

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/756/MI0001756120.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Where Have All The Good Times Gone? (1984)

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/428/MI0002428813.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Mellow-Dee (1986)

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/209/MI0002209486.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Ace of Harps (1990)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61lsBMGmokL.jpg

Super Harps (1999 - with Sugar Ray Norcia, Billy Branch, and the late, legendary James Cotton!)

http://www.charliemusselwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/CM_IAL.png

I Ain't Lyin'... (2015)

(Credit where it's due, 1967's Stand Back! Here Comes Charley Musselwhite's Southside Band and 1968's Stone Blues both have 100% killer covers, and a few others are at least darn good.)

✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link

And finally, a quick tour of blues-rock survivors The Groundhogs:

https://img.discogs.com/cB5LGYi-QkfB9wwHkDyGAo8dbY8=/fit-in/500x490/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1971943-1255899297.jpeg.jpg

Scratching the Surface (1968)

https://img.discogs.com/5MX98CizImck9Ys_nDvS0a1-XOQ=/fit-in/412x425/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1337008-1288285275.jpeg.jpg

Blues Obituary (1969)

https://img.discogs.com/eceDCOWBhluYxHMMPThmWXM6K3A=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1335901-1464796019-9946.jpeg.jpg

Thank Christ For The Bomb (1970)

https://img.discogs.com/Hbb5JAYabkDRZyJU_FxYJyoX7GM=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1391310-1215632057.jpeg.jpg

Who Will Save The World? The Mighty Groundhogs (1972) <<<< the comic book continues with an awesome gatefold and further unfoldings, rules pretty hard tbh

https://img.discogs.com/CmSVRtOACgIzacrR1D8nFCsQ-Pw=/fit-in/496x496/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-717253-1264674678.jpeg.jpg

Hogwash (1972)

https://img.discogs.com/_iAPJHtuFzGWXb2fN5wkKd1dm8Y=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1337037-1440006610-5674.jpeg.jpg

Crosscut Saw (1976)

https://img.discogs.com/tgTH4s_WjUia7B8A16qyA8HKrJU=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2373737-1352037050-9433.jpeg.jpg

Hoggin The Stage (1984)

http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w555/richdfrost/2374_zpsa0f0c21b.jpg

Razor's Edge (1985)

https://img.discogs.com/cWwN4dbTGIjAsN9tOrPFq6fzC4I=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2373754-1280319562.jpeg.jpg

Hogs On The Road (1988)

https://img.discogs.com/58MB3pVOhaFkvSy5hqtzfLE9jdg=/fit-in/377x377/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2192605-1375865589-1013.jpeg.jpg

Flight No. 5 To Houston (1989)

Groundhog Night (1993)

Hogs In Wolf's Clothing (1998)

✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link

ahhh who am i kidding, i'm totally going back tomorrow to check the price on "who will save the world? the mighty groundhogs."

✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link

now wishing that imago were a stan for the groundhogs rather than cardiacs

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link

Checking it out, Stanky Brown's 'Coal Town' did have a bit of Southside Johnny in the sound with the overdubbed horns. Their records are really honed down and got that 70s soft dullness in the production trough and through. You can see the producer or label saying "can you make it softer sounding". I bet they were much better live.

I got to go check out Eddie Drennon and Wireless now to see what they sound like.

earlnash, Saturday, 6 May 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link

I was mistakenly sent the MP3s for a Groundhogs boxed set I never purchased the physical version of - score!

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you must have said to yourself 'thank christ for the boob'

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✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 05:59 (six years ago) link

kinda mad at myself for mistakenly adding that question mark to the end of "Would You Dance To My Music"

✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 06:01 (six years ago) link

None of those Groundhog albums belong here. Crosscut Saw would, but only for the cover. "Hogging the Stage" has the title but is excused for a cool cover and, like "Hogs on the Road" being way too late.

everything, Saturday, 6 May 2017 06:45 (six years ago) link

the stanky brown facebook page is a lot of fun. it seems to be run by a number of ex-members.

https://www.facebook.com/TheStankyBrownGroup/

there's this gem:

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14264057_525569300970026_2034445894038059772_n.jpg?oh=cc509b3a4eafdb42072d32c931f40011&oe=597E9EA7

budo jeru, Saturday, 6 May 2017 07:33 (six years ago) link

great stuff, DC

niels, Saturday, 6 May 2017 08:31 (six years ago) link

aw man c'mon! i'll allow that some of those, like "Thank Christ For The Bomb," might just be plain old titles or even cool titles maybe, but really - - - "Scratching The Surface," "Hogwash," all the live "Hog" gags, and "Razor's Edge" with a guitar being dragged across a razor??

✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

This might have been up already. From 1979, Sea Level, "Long Walk On A Short Pier"

https://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/s/sealevel~~~_longwalko_101b.jpg

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 19 May 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link

*Bonneville, "Here and Dare" (1978)

https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/e57dd82bf3688aebf3c77968b399910c/2291427.jpg

(*can you imagine thinking this would make a good album title?)

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 19 May 2017 09:54 (six years ago) link

And let's not forget that the band Sea Level was formed by ex-Allman Brothers keyboardist C. ('Chuck') Leavell.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 20 May 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link

Nothing wrong with the album title but check the cover, complete with phallic guitar case...

http://www.alexgitlin.com/npp/bparrish.jpg

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link

Feel like this must have been posted before but 2000 messages is a lot to check.

https://e.snmc.io/lk/f/l/b205f714bd1e155d0f3c19f307ca7227/1581142.jpg

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link

David Snell, "Harp Transplant". Nice work by the design department too...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rOpmBvx6UQQ/UA_S4q6rtpI/AAAAAAAADp8/gVav29YThlE/s1600/ds+1.JPG

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

nice one, I bet Joanna Newsom is bummed she didn't get to that one first

Moodles, Saturday, 27 May 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link


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