the snorg girl looks crazy

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jesus christ those shirts are aggravating

gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I GO TO AUBURN AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT

max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i shouldn't be making fun of the snorg girl when <a href="http://www.ringo.com/photos/photo.html?photoId=93442899&quot;>pictures like this</a> exist of me on the internets huh.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

lololol i suck

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I REGRET GOING TO MICHIGAN

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Or else she would.

yeah, she would grin and say something WAY creepy about Satan and then kill herself in front of you

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

ally, you don't look deeply troubled, you just look like you're faking it a bit

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg

IM WATCHING U ALLY AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT

max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Not sure so much "kill herself" as much as "tear chest apart w/ her fingernails to reveal the rotted, malevolent thing inside, wearing the physical form like a cheap suit".

Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

that is why i don't have pictures of myself on teh internets.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

kenan, i don't ever trust your opinion of deeply troubled, you know this

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I can see it already, the face would unzip down the middle first and begin to fall off her as she tore downward....

Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

like her human form is some sort of chrysalis? i can see it.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8076/snog4nx8.jpg

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i LOVE braves games...they're my favorite. i also have a strong appreciation for food..baby carrots and sushi are my number ones. I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellent.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellen

oh my god, she's retarded. i feel bad now.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

laurel, that happens in the movie Naked Lunch, actually. And inside the woman suit is... ROY SCHEIDER OH NOES

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

this girl is going to be successful and happy and there's nothing any of can do about it

gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

she looks like she's about to go down on something in all the pictures.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

this girl is going to be successful and happy

no, she's already desperately unhappy, do keep up.

She will marry rich, though.

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

ive been meaning to make some scoopsnoodle adam schefter pages w/the snorg girl for a while but the inspiration just never cam - tanx guys!

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i just like that little dude, guys

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i cannot believe y'all found other pictures of the snorg girl

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

no, she's already desperately unhappy, do keep up.

She will marry rich, though.

RUN AWAY, JIMMY TEH MOD

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

lololol i like that joek A+++

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/HandFace.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

there is nothing wrong with this photo

xpost there is something very wrong with that photo

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

theyre on her myspace xp

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

i just like that little dude, guys

he appears to be having the best bar mitzvah evar

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"Guys, I have a great idea; let's all make a face... OUT OF HANDS!"

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

also schefterblog is down - some sort of universal balance is gone wrong - we have angered the snorg girl

jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I KNOW I KNOW I CANNOT GET ON SCHEFTERBLOG PLZ SNORG GIRL I AM SORRY BRING BACK THE INTERNETS A+ PREMIER BLOG ;_1

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i got no problem with this girl

and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.virtuescience.com/pazuzu.jpg

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

offerings to snorg girl for mercy on schefterblog
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/babyanddog.jpg
pt 1: this fuckin dog or seal or whatever this is

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

ally, i believe that creature is a dragon.

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/3516/falkor_smiling.gif

kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

A LUCKDRAGON

Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

that dog/seal/Falcor and adorable baby combo = so much cute that it almost makes up for the terrifying pictures of snorg ho.

ENBB, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

the first panel caption just sez "I PUPPY" so I guess that is a dog

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

SHHHHH

Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, Tom reads Korean now?

Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

snorggirl would pop that baby and puppy/seal into her gigantic mouth like they were so many mentos or something.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

tom has always known korean??!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I CAN READ ENGLISH AND THE TITLE OF THE JPG IS BABY AND DOG

max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

no, i think enbb is right, that is falcor

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I did not actually know korean until 2001 tbh

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

some asian you are

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

in summation

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i would carry that dog on my shoulder always.

that girl with the dog is fat.

Yerac, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link


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