"Just another day in paradise, okay?" April 2017 President Trump and oppo dump thread

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I agree

Οὖτις, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Given what the USA is like, fining people for not voting would probably raise a lot of revenue.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link

Given what the USA is like, instituting a fine for not voting would stir up a lot of support for repealing voting rights altogether.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link

ballz

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:57 (seven years ago) link

we should have a lottery every midterm and federal election -- no taxes for the rest of your life for the lucky winners -- and they should be national holidays, nobody works, school off, too

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 April 2017 21:58 (seven years ago) link

and they should be national holidays, nobody works, school off, too

yep

if they actually wanted people to vote, they would make election day a federal holiday

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Everything should be good and nothing should be bad, that's just my opinion

sleepingbag, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

we should have a lottery every midterm and federal election

I've thought this for a long time. You don't even have to say "no taxes" -- I think one $50,000 purse and 10 $10,000 consolation prizes would be enough.

Voting is comically easy in Washington State, I get a ballot in the mail to fill out at my leisure and can put it in the mail or drop it at a box downtown to save a stamp.

I'm not looking forward to moving back to Michigan where I'll have to make an effort to go out and stand in line to vote on a Tuesday; then again my presidential vote will actually matter now.

joygoat, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:28 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I'm surprised how little absentee voting there is in so many states.

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link

The LA election mentioned upthread was 4 weeks ago. Turnout was 12%.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:37 (seven years ago) link

I've thought this for a long time. You don't even have to say "no taxes" -- I think one $50,000 purse and 10 0,000 consolation prizes would be enough.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra),

I wonder how many religious voters would stop because they're agin' gambling.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:39 (seven years ago) link

We have compulsory voting in Australia. The fine if you don't vote is only $20, and even that's easy enough to get out of (just say you were travelling or something), but it's enough to get turnouts of over 90%.

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link

how are you surviving under that tyranny? i mean, they're basically forcing you to vote! you are a free person floating through the world on a cloud of personal expression, and these altruism-worshipping government overlords force you to document your opinion on elected leaders or pay a small penalty? you should get a gun

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 22:57 (seven years ago) link

Well I can't get a gun, because our freedom-hating government has made that pretty much impossible!

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link

i am so sorry. i can't imagine what it must be like to not be able to kill someone

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:09 (seven years ago) link

One thing I've never understood about US elections, and would be a serious disincentive to vote for me, are these gigantic queues where people wait hours and hours to vote. I've voted in plenty of different places in Australia, including densely populated inner city areas, and I've never waited more than 5 minutes to vote. Why is it so hard in the US? The other thing is why have your elections on Tuesday, when everyone's at work? We have ours on Saturday.

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:11 (seven years ago) link

as far as I can tell it's predominantly a phenomenon in certain states, those under republican control, who are actively trying to suppress the vote, because more people voting is bad news for them!

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link

Keep bars open and put voting machines inside. Nobody gets served until they vote imo.

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link

as for tuesday voting, yeah idgi

Dan S, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link

it's not a mystery, imo - they want fewer people to vote

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:31 (seven years ago) link

I thought we had established that this had something to do with rural folk not traveling on Sundays

fine ppl all u want if we can all vote by mail like in Oregon

sleeve, Sunday, 2 April 2017 23:35 (seven years ago) link

I've voted in plenty of different places in Australia, including densely populated inner city areas, and I've never waited more than 5 minutes to vote. Why is it so hard in the US?

I’ve had to queue ten minutes or more in a densely populated area in the first hour of voting. And I was an election officer last year, and we ended up with 20+ minutes wait by the end of the day, and had to stop handing out out-of-region ballots to clear the queue. But I also voted early at a school, and that took zero queuing at all.

The other thing is why have your elections on Tuesday, when everyone's at work? We have ours on Saturday.

Despite the above, this is legit insane for a country that prides itself on democracy.

The important incentive that Australia does offer to people to get out of bed and go queue is the opportunity to get a hot snag and a squirt of sauce in your face, obv.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:07 (seven years ago) link

There was a more-than-ten-minute queue behind me when I voted in 2013, in the Australian Consulate in San Francisco. But that’s because only two people could have ballot papers at once, and I vote below the line. I imagine US polling places would be burnt to the ground if people had to number that many boxes.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:10 (seven years ago) link

insane for a country that prides itself on democracy.

Also 2013: I nearly got beaten up in a gay bar in Philadelphia on July 3rd for suggesting that democracy was founded in Greece, not Philly

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:22 (seven years ago) link

It's all down to the democracy sausage. 95% turnout in-out-sausage.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:25 (seven years ago) link

Also 2013: I nearly got beaten up in a gay bar in Philadelphia on July 3rd for suggesting that democracy was founded in Greece, anything not Philly

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Well I might have exaggerated slightly on the 5-minute wait, but I doubt I've ever waited more than 15 mins to vote. I've also voted in the UK in British elections as I'm a dual citizen, and I don't remember any crazy waits there either.

I do wonder why more countries don't have compulsory voting. Ticking a few boxes once every few years is hardly onerous. It makes the vote more representative and it also means huge resources don't need to be wasted on getting out the vote.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 April 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Manditory voting sounds like hell. Why would anyone want a forced march of the most ignorant/disinterested/low-information people into the voting booths?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link

And knowing that you have to vote makes people more likely to actually be engaged with politics, aware of policies, cast votes according to principles, etc. (And if you really don't care, just go into the booth and donkey.)

Admittedly this also works better in a system where you have more than two functional choices in a federal election.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

x-post but relevant!

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Our idiot voters are more likely to just draw a C&B on the ballot than vote for a Trump.

I'll grant you Clive Palmer, but wouldn't you prefer an elected millionaire tweeting sad poems about how he misses cheeseburgers?

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:59 (seven years ago) link

i vote no to forced voting

was always relieved late in life when Mom told me she wasn't voting

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link

So the argument is optional voting weeds out the people you wouldn't want voting anyway? Worked so well in the last presidential election

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

Actually I think it works the other way round. Compulsory voting shifts things to the centre and away from the extremes. We have Donald Trump type politicians in Australia but they poll 10-15% of the vote, not 48% or whatever Trump got.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link

white house photographer, it's still kind of a job?

http://www.theverge.com/2017/4/2/15140892/trump-white-house-photographer-shealah-craighead-vs-pete-souza-obama

there's a subtext to this that just seems to infest the entire administration - just winging it, whatever seems like it mostly works, resulsts!!! - so basically everything about how our government runs is now the macrocosm of shit like this amazing moment, whatever's supposed to be going on here

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8261591/17157745_1278383738897730_4999235804013350519_o.jpg

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/848702920128438272

Jared Kushner is in Iraq right now, a senior administration official confirms.

Can he stay there?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link

ppl who don't vote wd vote the way people who do vote vote, studies have shown

thought we all caught that one

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:27 (seven years ago) link

tee hee Gerson's bit in the Post is merciless

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trumps-failing-presidency-has-the-gop-in-a-free-fall/2017/03/30/e0882d62-1581-11e7-ada0-1489b735b3a3_story.html

Heading into last year’s election, Republicans knew that this problem — the tea party predicament, the Freedom Caucus conundrum, the Boehner bog — had to be dealt with. The GOP needed a large and capable leader who could either unite the whole party (at least temporarily) with a bold, conservative vision, or peel off some centrist Democratic support with innovative policy. They needed an above-average president.

What they got is unimaginably distant from any of these goals. They got a leader who is empty — devoid of even moderately detailed preferences and incapable of using policy details in the course of political persuasion.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:28 (seven years ago) link

ppl who don't vote wd vote the way people who do vote vote, studies have shown

again a) if you make more people vote, you get more people thinking about their votes, and especially b) I don't think you can show studies that indicate this wrt preferential voting and proportional representation? bcz if we're fantasising about electoral reform improving the US anyway

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 3 April 2017 02:43 (seven years ago) link

if you make more people vote, you get more people thinking about their votes

[citation needed]

salthigh, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

regardless, mandatory voting would draw more minority voters into the fold, which would be bad news for republicans.

According to the Center for American Progress, “poll closures and limited voting hours disproportionately affect black voters”. And looking at early voting data, they found that trend was particularly noticeable in North Carolina, where there were 158 fewer early polling places in counties with large black communities and African American voter participation was down 16%.

Treeship, Monday, 3 April 2017 02:59 (seven years ago) link

Our idiot voters are more likely to just draw a C&B on the ballot than vote for a Trump.

surely this would be correctly interpreted by the courts as a vote for Trump tho

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 3 April 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link

i have no data to support this but i don't think the slackers who didn't vote would have gone for trump

Treeship, Monday, 3 April 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link

he was the exhausting prospect, the weird one

Treeship, Monday, 3 April 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link

make the voting day a national holiday imo, it works very well in France.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 3 April 2017 03:33 (seven years ago) link

while I am initially horrified by the idea of entering voters into a lottery system, I have decided the time for principles is over and whatever pisses off and attenuates the right wing is something we should do

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 April 2017 03:57 (seven years ago) link

We have compulsory voting in Australia. The fine if you don't vote is only $20

Nope, its $75 - I know I just got fined for not voting in the fricking local council elections of all things haha :(

But yeah, make voting day a saturday and have BBQs like we do. Make it fun (ish)!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 April 2017 04:39 (seven years ago) link

i'm p much 100 percent in favor of mandatory voting. the idea of "low-information voters" ruining our election seems like a moot point after the last election, and making it illegal not to vote (and therefore presumably illegal to interfere with people voting) seems like the only thing that could effectively end the republicans' war on voting.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 3 April 2017 04:57 (seven years ago) link

i know it's hard, but imagine it actually being worse. you can't force people to be informed and i don't buy that the people too lazy/disinterested to go vote now are suddenly going to find the energy to be better informed for something they're not inclined to do in the first place. you're going to have a lot of people just getting it over with and checking off whatever name they recognize. probably the incumbent, or failing that, any professional wrestler that happen to have thrown his/her hat in the ring.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 April 2017 05:08 (seven years ago) link

Yes, everyone knows that the left's biggest enemy is the moderate left. Very urgent to make sure the moderate left is defeated, for as everyone knows, socialist utopia is what comes _just_ on the other side of racial holy war.

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

guys we already have boring things like "equality", why haven't we overthrown the government yet?! #cheguevara2017

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

fucking enrages me when people who have privilege downplay the necessity of focusing on those initiatives in real time

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

Socialists against social justice. Cool platform, dude

Moodles, Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

hey, don't get him wrong, those issues are important. just not as important as voting for donald trump to accelerate our demise so that we will bounce back so much higher after hitting rock bottom

Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link

wild to read perlstein on romney's lies in 2016

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con

“Nixon knew that if you had a dirty job to get done, you got people who answered the description he made of E. Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy: ‘good, healthy, right-wing exuberants.’”

...

And that, at last, may be the explanation for Mitt Romney’s apparently bottomless penchant for lying in public. If the 2012 GOP nominee lied louder than most—and even more astoundingly than he has during his prior campaigns—it’s just because he felt like he had more to prove to his core following. Lying is an initiation into the conservative elite. In this respect, as in so many others, it’s like multilayer marketing: the ones at the top reap the reward—and then they preen, pleased with themselves for mastering the game. Closing the sale, after all, is mainly a question of riding out the lie: showing that you have the skill and the stones to just brazen it out, and the savvy to ratchet up the stakes higher and higher. Sneering at, or ignoring, your earnest high-minded mandarin gatekeepers—“we’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers,” as one Romney aide put it—is another part of closing the deal. For years now, the story in the mainstream political press has been Romney’s difficulty in convincing conservatives, finally, that he is truly one of them. For these elites, his lying—so dismaying to the opinion-makers at the New York Times, who act like this is something new—is how he has pulled it off once and for all. And at the grassroots, his fluidity with their preferred fables helps them forget why they never trusted the guy in the first place.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

fucking enrages me when people who have privilege downplay the necessity of focusing on those initiatives in real time

it's what we learn in our lord of the flies grade schools -- better to pick on the other kids who get teased worse than we do than confront the bullies head on. play that game long enough, get good enough at teasing, and someday we'll be ready to bully the bullies -- then we'll abolish all bullying!

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

i really haven't met any ppl like Chris irl, i hope they number in the dozens

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

And they all live in Vermont

El Tomboto, Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

just annooooother day

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

Working hard to promote socialism by working in that most socialist of endeavors, commercial banking.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

i really haven't met any ppl like Chris irl, i hope they number in the dozens

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, April 30, 2017 11:46 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And they all live in Vermont

― El Tomboto, Sunday, April 30, 2017 11:55 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't met any here, either!

also, not to let him off the hook, but of all the places in america where voting for trump was a meaningless self-indulgence, vermont has got to be up there

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

And now for some huge news:

U.S. Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, the dean of the Florida legislative delegation and the first Cuban American elected to Congress, is retiring at the end of her term next year, saying it’s time to move on after 38 years in elected office.

“It's been such a delight and a high honor to serve our community for so many years and help constituents every day of the week,” the Miami Republican told the Miami Herald in an exclusive telephone interview Sunday. “We just said, ‘It's time to take a new step.’”

Her unexpected retirement marks the end of a storied career in which Ros-Lehtinen repeatedly broke political ground as a Cuban-American woman -- and gives Democrats an opportunity to pick up a South Florida congressional seat in 2018.

Ros-Lehtinen, 64, was elected last November to Florida’s redrawn 27th district, a stretch of Southeast Miami-Dade County that leans so Democratic that Hillary Clinton won it over Donald Trump by 20 percentage points. It was Clinton's biggest margin of any Republican-held seat in the country.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article147718764.html#storylink=cpy

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

I suspect Chris is really Ra's al Ghul

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

It's no big surprise that a 23 year old can fool himself into thinking he's a deep political strategist. There are worse fools. At least he has political goals other than white supremacy.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 30 April 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

or at least in addition to white surpremacy

Moodles, Sunday, 30 April 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

Democrats give up hope on striking a deal with Trump

Though many are still nervous — there remains deep anxiety about being pulled into a government shutdown fight over border security — party leaders are in a much different place than they were in December and their success in defeating the Obamacare repeal made them feel that political order had been restored after a year of feeling like they no longer understod anything.

In the Democratic debate about how to deal with Trump, total obstruction — similar to the Republican approach during Obama’s presidency, with hopes it’ll produce the same results in elections — is winning, and selective, principled compromise is starting to seem like a fever dream, despite anxiety in some quarters that Democrats will be blamed for more gridlock in Washington that voters clearly don’t want.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

What a vindictive moral midget:

The Mauricio Macri administration reverted a decision to award former US president Jimmy Carter the Order of the Liberator General San Martín — the maximum distinction that the country can give to a foreign personality —, under the pressure from US President Donald Trump’s administration, CNN web site reported this week.

The official tribute, which had already been approved by the foreign ministry and was published in the Official Gazette, was cancelled after receiving a specific request by the US government, which would have suggested it would be better to delay it. Carter was to be given the award for his work in promoting human rights during Argentina’s last military dictatorship.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link

despite anxiety in some quarters that Democrats will be blamed for more gridlock in Washington that voters clearly don’t want.

Learn to say: "The Republicans have all the tools they need in order to govern. Let them govern."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

how funny will it be when the "conservative" senate removes the legislative filibuster?

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 30 April 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

Not gonna happen

Οὖτις, Sunday, 30 April 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link

A day after Watergate reporters Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward issued a stirring call for the press to hold Donald Trump to account, the president’s chief of staff said the White House is actively considering a change to libel laws affecting news reporting.

“I think it’s something that we’ve looked at,” said Reince Priebus, appearing on ABC’s This Week. “How that gets executed and whether that goes anywhere is a different story.”

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/apr/30/reince-priebus-libel-law-change-media-white-house

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 May 2017 00:49 (six years ago) link

can May's thread be titled: "People don't realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?"

evol j, Monday, 1 May 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

Dear, dear lord.

There really is no ceiling on the amount I would shell out to watch the Pay-Per-View special of him being slowly fed into a wood chipper.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 May 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link

I mentioned this yesterday, but this good news isn't getting enough play: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ileana-ros-lehtinen-announces-no-reelection-bid-2018

Can't help but wonder if as a member of the House Intelligence Committee (and the only one to ask a question that didn't pertain to leaking to the press) she saw more Russia shit and thought, "Shit, my seat, redrawn a couple years ago, looks more unsafe in 2018..."

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 May 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

May I never read the phrase 'oppo dump' again.

mod, Monday, 1 May 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link


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