I am too old for this...the 40 plus thread.

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none of these people seem at all cool -- I feel legitimately cooler having been ignorant of their existence

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 18:59 (seven years ago) link

I still have no idea who these people are

^^^ also I don't really even care.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

i had a dream about jenny slate & chris evans last night, hate u guys

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link

A good dream or

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:31 (seven years ago) link

I can't wait to old the shit out of ILM in 60 weeks or so. WHO THE HELL IS THE WEEKND IM PRETTY SURE IM COOL FOR NOT KNOWING THE ANSWER

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link

You kids today with your streaming services and

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:35 (seven years ago) link

gonna imgur the fuck out of my case logics, one page at a time

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:37 (seven years ago) link

wait they had the SAME guy play the human torch AND captain america? that's so dumb.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

it was a pretty boring dream :(

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

tbh when i first heard jenny slate's name i thought is that . . . slate dot com's advice columnist?

i was not cool for not knowing the answer

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link

do any of you get that "ehhhh, what do you know, you're young/a kid/etc..." from people in their 60s or older? hate that shit. makes me irrationally angry. maybe i just don't look adult enough. but i'm almost 50...and my back hurts...

it has taught me to try and not do that to people younger than me. and just treat adults like adults. and not talk down to kids. but sometimes i slip up.

48 used to be ancient.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:14 (seven years ago) link

scott I think the right thing to do is to say "hey man, I'm sorry you had to grow up with lead paint and leaded gas, but I'm only 12 years younger than you - thanks for all you did to clean up the environment so we don't have to breathe that shit any more"

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:49 (seven years ago) link

ha, i do tend to get defensive. sometimes i'll ask them how old they are and then i'll say "eh, 66, that's not that old, i actually thought you were a lot older..."

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link

this woman came in the store and she was so healthy looking and light on her feet and quick and i figured she was in her 70s and she told me she was 90! i couldn't believe it. and then she told me she had been a dance teacher. so, there you go, everyone start taking dance lessons.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Pz3n8l1.png

THEY'RE STILL BEING USED IN SHOE STORES. LOOK UNDER THE BENCH, IF YOUR BACK CAN HANDLE IT, OLD-TIMER.

pplains, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Had a 50something co-worker pedagogically explain to the rest of us in the newsroom the other day how LEVON HELM from near HELENA was in THE BAND.

pplains, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

i have always thought that the whole "you're too young to remember that..." line of reasoning was the most demented thing on earth. i get it a lot obviously having to withstand countless boomers in my record store. but people really do believe that you had to be a certain age at a specific time to know what something is.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link

I am 40, and I know who Jenny Slate and Chris Evans are.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link

or more accurately they will say "you're too young to know who that is...". as if all knowledge of a person or thing just...stops?

it's all good though. it does teach me what not to do when talking to people.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

unfortunately, i am at the age now where i think that most young actors are horrible and dumb and boring. which is kinda sad. broad city duo are heroes to me though. so i'm not a complete monster. there are definitely exceptions.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:49 (seven years ago) link

*makes old man breathing noises*

calstars, Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link

I am 51, and I know who Jenny Slate and Chris Evans are.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 23 March 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link

I would think Morbz knows who Jenny Slate is cuz of Obvious Child

Οὖτις, Thursday, 23 March 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link

slate was great on Married and is seriously hot imo

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Thursday, 23 March 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Publizity is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLMDcJxwkr0

DJI, Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link

It's based on their names.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link

I'm 42 and I know it's based on their names.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link

I also like Mike Capuano

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Mike Capuano rules

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

is there a thread for comedy things for people that hate 99% of all comedy things?

sarahell, Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link

The Lex probably started one somewhere.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Who hates comedy, it's funny.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

"There are two kinds of comedy. Good comedy, and the other kind." - Duke Ellington

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link

I would think Morbz knows who Jenny Slate is cuz of Obvious Child

I did not see that film because I saw the trailer.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link


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