A job too terrible to contemplate

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Pretty much anything in the medical field where I'd be exposed to shit, piss or vomit. Blood is not exactly fine but I could deal with it. Cleaning up another human's diarrhea, I'd rather starve to death.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 20 March 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link

Or anything outside of the medical field where I'd be exposed to those things (ie childcare), for that matter. Go ahead and add semen to the list in case any jizz-mopping jobs open up near me.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 20 March 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link

j-i-z-z m-o-p-p
jiz mop

The sandwiches looked quite dank. (contenderizer), Monday, 20 March 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link

GG Allin stage manager

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link

1. anything involving the regular handling of corpses
2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lookout or any kind of guard duty; I've done it; I hate passive observation and I'm terrible at it

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 00:46 (seven years ago) link

I did night lookout on a trawler in the North Atlantic for a few nights and i think it might be the best job i ever had

The night before all about day (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 00:49 (seven years ago) link

diff'rent strokes

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link

Looking out for entire countries heading toward you probably isn't as irksome as watching for small peripheral details perhaps

The night before all about day (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 00:55 (seven years ago) link

prior to getting hired by this company 12 years ago I was almost a part-time TSA agent. they made you go through tests where you identify suspicious items and it was really difficult and halfway through I was like "lol I've fucked this" and then at the end am told WOW YOU DID GREAT pls come in for final interview.

I can deal with a mistake at my job currently where maybe the worst that happens is materials are slightly unreadable, dunno if I could handle being the dude that accidentally let a weapon onto the plane.

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 00:58 (seven years ago) link

dealing with corpses >>>> dealing with excrement >>>> telemarketing sales >>>> caring for infants (living)

sarahell, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link

being a cop or prison warden would fall somewhere between telemarketing sales and caring for infants (living)

sarahell, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:03 (seven years ago) link

I work in medical related tech support - seems a rung below telemarketing?

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 01:05 (seven years ago) link


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