Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

he probably had to fly the plane to korea himself

Probably not used to flying in someone else's plane.

happy st. patrick's day!

i cannot (be held accountable when i) tell a lie (because americans are suckers who let you get away with more and more the more money your parents have, and if you ever call me on my "dishonesty", i'll say you just don't understand "business", "negotiation", and "the real world", you jealous loser)

AHCA House floor vote scheduled for next Thursday

Well, this is exciting...

https://twitter.com/jeffpeguescbs/status/842773968608251905
..@CBSnews has learned #Secret Service agent's laptop stolen in #NY has #national security information about #Trump.

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/842790114635997184
Source tells me that protective perimeter pins & other @SecretService communication equipment also was stolen, and that USSS is FREAKING.

Oh, well:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/secret-service-laptop-trump-tower-floor-plans-details/story?id=46204467

A laptop computer containing floor plans for Trump Tower, details on the criminal investigation of Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server and other national security information was stolen from a Secret Service agent's vehicle in New York City on Thursday, law enforcement sources tell ABC News.

Authorities are still searching for the laptop. Police expect to quickly identify the suspect from video evidence, the sources said.

The computer is encrypted and authorities are able to wipe the hard drive remotely if needed.

wtf "criminal investigation of Hillary Clinton's" ? why does the secret service have this?

Clearly a staged incident by John Barron

wayne tracker is on the case!

the introduction of wayne tracker to the political scene has genuinely been a kind of bright spot within this hellscape, the name "wayne tracker". it makes me laugh every time

What Trump Might Do When He Realizes He's Losing

Wayne Tracker, trackin' Waynes in your direction

Wayne Tracker
Come and play with my affection

Come on, kiss the Trump

Wayne Tracker
The forces against you, the rain
I know everybody wants to put you down

Heh https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/842807224158343168

anyone know why there are so many douchebag wisconsin "conservative" politicians -- sean duffy, paul ryan, scott walker, reince priebus? does it have anything to do with frank lloyd 'the fountainhead' wright growing up near madison?

stately wayne tracker

lol Sparkle Motion i was about to make that exact post

Health care seems to be dead in the Senate, as two Republicans have already said they won't vote for it - Collins and Heller (R-NV) - and Tom Cotton's probably a No, too.

anyone know why there are so many douchebag wisconsin "conservative" politicians -- sean duffy, paul ryan, scott walker, reince priebus? does it have anything to do with frank lloyd 'the fountainhead' wright growing up near madison?

it's because Wisconsin sucks

signed, MN for Life

oh god, Reince is from here too?

"Wayne Tracker" sounds a lot to me like "Jack Decker"

Apparently a German reporter at the Trump/Merkel press conference stood up and asked Trump, "Why do you keep saying things you know are not true?" and all the American reporters present shit themselves.

ha

ha that video of Trump ignoring Merkeel asking to shake his hand

He must not want that to show up in an ad or something

Jack Decker is a way better parody of the Trump mindset, temperament and intelligence than any of the actual Trump impersonations out there.

xposts

Apparently a German reporter at the Trump/Merkel press conference stood up and asked Trump, "Why do you keep hitting yourself?"

is it true that Tim Heidecker said he based the character off Trump from the beginning, because if so, wow

apologies if i sound ageist, but has there ever been a president as lazy as comrade combover?

or corrupt?

https://www.propublica.org/article/preet-bharara-fired-investigating-tom-price-hhs-stock-trading

http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/03/15/trump-just-attacked-snoop-dogg-rapper-t-s-response-epic/

Guys we need to get #PresidentialLevelFuckBoy trending on Twitter ASAP

is it true that Tim Heidecker said he based the character off Trump from the beginning, because if so, wow

― frogbs, Friday, March 17, 2017 3:09 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He did!

http://theslot.jezebel.com/secretary-of-state-rex-tillerson-is-working-remotely-fr-1792473987

Muslim Ban 2.0 to be appealed in Maryland (not gonna bother w 9th Circuit lol)

going to 4th Circuit

legal analysts to thread plz

XP Take it to Circuit City

legal analysts to thread plz

― sleeve, Friday, March 17, 2017 4:10 PM

oppose Neil Gorsuch forever imo

will be interesting to see if this gets to SCOTUS before Gorsuch gets seated. Having a nominee going through the confirmation process while the administration is gearing up for a huge court fight feels p unusual.

DOJ just filed an amicus brief in a case involving the CFPB and said its unconstitutional.. fuck.

jesus christ

what happened?

implication there is DOJ is eager to make a case to the SCOTUS to strike down the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau as unconstitutional

just tipping the administration's hand that it wants to destroy the CFPB

wow

yeah, that goes way beyond just weakening it or limiting its powers

Hasn't that stuff been winding its way through courts for months?

is scotus likely to deal such a blow? idk

http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/2012/06/120626_john_roberts1_ap_605.jpg