Twitter C/D

Tweets in ICYMI should not be eligible for RTs. Hobos finding tweets they missed and RTing them just puts old tweets at the top of everyone else's timelines. Savage.

Lol

in general, once you've Liked or RT'd a tweet you shouldn't see it for at least a week

I'm anti-ICYMI. If I follow you, I didn't miss it. There is never a scenario where it is conceivable that I would miss it.

icymi annoys me bc i'm on twitter all the time and when i go to twitter i want to see what was just tweeted since the last time i went on twitter, not shit that was tweeted 16h ago or 22h ago when i was on twitter the day before

also i've already hit the "x" next to icymi to see it less but it still shows up all the time

spend less time on twitter :P

i hit the x every time and it still shows up about as often as always

i need a 1000 word medium post about what happened to y&nawintour

I do too because it's been bothering me all day that I have NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS

tina springtime is some wacky twitter person who works as a local organic farmer somewhere and apparently went from mildly amusing to full on fascist, conspiracy theory crazy and allied herself with other malcontents over the course of idk, hours or weeks or something.

it is one of the more bizarre twitter things i've witnessed

icymi but for new age neo libertarian northern canadian beef u missed

ha i used to follow her shes a total loon, has sort of a bot quality but like a very interesting bot, a sustainable farming_ebooks if u will

after a while youre kinda like "i get it" tho

some v high poetic highs imo but then just such devastating lows. small carrier plane crashing into the mountains of faux naivety lows

yuna‏ @yunawinter 21 Oct 2016

mom said "i need you to do a tweet about how we are wasting clean water by using it in our toilets" i said ilu mom i have this thought often

@yunawinter
think peace > think piece

makes u think

protip: check her likes. 2/3rds fascist misery, the rest goopy selfhelp "free yourself through the breath of air" slop

weird how her badness kind of busted out of a small corner all at once. i'd seen ppl making fun of her just for the hippy shit a while ago.

also if her avi wasn't fake enough she tweets a little too often to be a working farmer. i know it's march but come on.

her av is weirdly fake but there are tons of pictures of her communing with vegetables and whatnot, she prob works some or helps out on a farm or whatever or works at a farm stand or at least shops at the farmers market

actual working farmers can tweet a ton tho, check out shepherd twitter!

think u r going 2 far w the #falsefarm scenario goole

i think she helps out now and then on her friends farm and they pay her in tomatoes

youra tomatofarmer wolfe

lol schlump that hashtag has exactly one tweet

time to get it trending!

like I have friends who I am always scared are on the verge of weird shit

like "i left my eggs on the counter they do it in europe it is fine and healthy" followed by ppl explaining that eggs are washed in united states, lack the coating preventing bacterial probs, put them in the fridge

then the comment several days later saying whoa you are two months pregnant for the love of god refrigerate your eggs in the usa

"The coating" includes chicken shit, I'm pro-egg washing

yuna‏ @yunawinter
wash the chicken not the egg

wash the egg, slaughter and denude the chicken

talk to the chicken, communicate telepathically with the egg

fake stereolab song title thread of spacy abstractly hostile agrarian macroeconomic yun@ tweets

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7Jo230U8AM8cpl.jpg:small

heh

wtf brags about reading the new testament in its original greek. DO YOU EVEN REALLY READ THE BIBLE BRO???

Hate this time of year when I see a really interesting trend name only to click on it and find out it's the name of a horse

xp tbf he doesn't claim to be reading it, merely looking at it

https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/844933687795843073

matt taibbi having to explain to people that louise mensch is not a good source of information is pretty lol

once you log on to twitter you have to ignore all other sources of data. no articles, only tweetstorms, baby. louise is good now

in my timeline i only ever hear ppl making fun of these loons

same

I feel like a lot of this traffic is a glut of the people who consider themselves "well informed" but are really just looking for a mass-sourced tabloid news

tbh we did it to ourselves

it seems like theyre kinda driving more circumspect ppl insane too like you have a lot of people devoting many tweets to countering russia conspiracies when its pretty obvious that there was a russia conspiracy

yeah there was some shit going on but the need to tie every campaign misstep or weird thing that has happened in the last year into one master russian plan is very much the thing people who can't understand a complex world do

like there are people actively believing and ranting on about how there was some russian psyop to entrap Weiner so his email would get searched at just the right date to affect the election

dude was just horny at the least opportune time as usual, c'mon

sorry for too many political specifics on twitter thread

these conspiracy people are really bad, though

ha they got u too

its funny how this time its the centrists who have completely lost their marbles, life is full of variety

garland, mensch et al are imo very funny on their own, just some extremely self regarding loons going on important twitter rants, the only disturbing thing is that a lot of srs sober professionally powerful ppl seem to take them seriously

twitter dot com i live for this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7pJDeOUwAAjBfn.jpg

i love how hes projecting his descendants warring against the traitorous filth for eons to come

tbf he's a professional futurist

Does anyone here use Twitter for Mac? Since yesterday they removed the'@' from reply tweets, and replaced it with a tinyscript 'in reply to' byline. Utterly chaotic, you couldn't immediately see if someone replied to someone or had an original tweet. Changed back to Tweetbot today.