http://deadspin.com/5235767/a-weird-random-thursday-night-spent-with-the-hipster-grifter-devoted-utah-jazz-fan
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"seacrest out"
― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
ugh @ weird, random
― bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
But she did tell me that after she's done with all her legal stuff and comes back to New York, that we should go to the Garden to see a game.
lol she's gonna be like 40
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
So when lots of sources tell you someone is a pathological liar and very convincing, your reportage consists of "hey, she totally says that she hasn't had legal issues in new york and has been honest to people here, so we hung out with her and took jokey pictures and video!"
― mh, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe she plans on scoring a sweet plea deal by offering the DA a "hot mom-job" or whatever she says
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
when she gets done with her "legal stuff" aka when she "gets out of jail"
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
she should prob just become some sort of celebrity bloggr/hooker specializing in hipster issues and never go back to utah
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/piam010/625px-Nien_Nunb.jpg
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
otm
― ian, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I would probably buy a shit that said hipster grifter with that pic
― bnw, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
lol more otm then what I meant
― bnw, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
"She's a remarkably charming little girl"
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
in other words, "checkmate", win goes to the grifter
― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
pawned
― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
like your grandmother's silver
― bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
what's it say on her sweatshirt in those pics upthread? "other bitches (something) front"?
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
it says "other bitches scroll up and don't front"
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Hah she's still at large and exploiting her newfound fame. Awesome.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5239095/confirmed-hipster-grifter-in-custody
― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
between this video and zach galifinakis's performance last night, I learned that "seacrest out" is a thing.
― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/08-07-2005.NT_07dillinger.GT41LGHED.1.jpg
― goole, Monday, 4 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i hav just learned that seacrest out is a thing - tho now that u mention it
― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/hipstergrifter_foldable.gif
― dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
^serious endtime shit here^
the terrorists won after all
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
did they really?
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah u didnt hear abt that
― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
it got boing boinged
― dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
◄ Boobz
― goole, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
o_O @ the little toe/harbl they put in there
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 4 May 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, clearly whoever made that was torn between laughing and jerking off
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
she's known for steals people's money, hahah... ungggghh let me give her a camel toe
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Bet the guy who made that was thinking "can't wait to play dick puppet theater with this. Yeah!
― Alex in SF, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a harbl
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet the guy thought it was kind of funny to make a cardboard cutout with boobs and a harbl
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link
boobz
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
boobz n a harbl
― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ sounds like a Hammer track
― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
wait what is a harbl? i thought it was short for "hair ball"? is that a term for the vagina now???
― ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/stickitin.jpg
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
oh. wau.
― ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
that's not a harbl it's simply a cat's vagina!
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean...right?
i always thought they were cat balls.
― stchick (stevie), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 07:53 (fifteen years ago) link
why are you tardbabies so fascinated with some huckster whose face looks like a map of guangdong
i can introduce yall to about a thousand crusties and gutter bitches EXACTLY LIKE HER
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link
including my last gf~
How much money did she scam off you? We want to know!
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ news people saying "hipster grifter"
http://cbs3.com/local/hipster.grifter.Kari.2.1000905.html
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Warhol would have LOVED this chick.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link