official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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cutty what if i told u grifting was a sport????

Lamp, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i like how shes pissed at vice and the observer then shes just all "sup" to gawker at the end - looks like she wants a certain blog to throw its hot dog down her hall

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm not a violent man. but i enjoy a little tactical nuclear war now and then.

it's cool that this chick is identifying the common links between hipsterism and sociopathy.

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

heard shes moving on to lawyers LOL

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

nmt iirc

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

gabbneb probably finds her v attractive

cutty, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

nmt iirc

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loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lohan/grifter chicks

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

gabbneb probably finds her v attractive

we'll never know--dude was permabanned

Mr. Que, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

hes been gone so long i barely remember why i sbd him 5m times

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

u were jealous of his azn grifter gf u met at a fap?

Lamp, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

lol yess :/

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/r225xc.jpg

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

why does her shirt say

LL-BEHAVED
ITCHES
DOM MAKE

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

well-behaved bitches don't make history. unlike her.

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i had to puzzle that out too: i think its "well-behaved bitches seldom make history"

Lamp, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

well-behaved bitches seldom make history

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

ill-behaved
itches
dom makeantino

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

"seacrest out"

nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh @ weird, random

bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

But she did tell me that after she's done with all her legal stuff and comes back to New York, that we should go to the Garden to see a game.

lol she's gonna be like 40

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

So when lots of sources tell you someone is a pathological liar and very convincing, your reportage consists of "hey, she totally says that she hasn't had legal issues in new york and has been honest to people here, so we hung out with her and took jokey pictures and video!"

mh, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe she plans on scoring a sweet plea deal by offering the DA a "hot mom-job" or whatever she says

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

when she gets done with her "legal stuff" aka when she "gets out of jail"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

she should prob just become some sort of celebrity bloggr/hooker specializing in hipster issues and never go back to utah

p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

otm

ian, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I would probably buy a shit that said hipster grifter with that pic

bnw, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

lol more otm then what I meant

bnw, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

"She's a remarkably charming little girl"

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

in other words, "checkmate", win goes to the grifter

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

pawned

nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

like your grandmother's silver

bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

what's it say on her sweatshirt in those pics upthread? "other bitches (something) front"?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

it says "other bitches scroll up and don't front"

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Hah she's still at large and exploiting her newfound fame. Awesome.

Alex in SF, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://gawker.com/5239095/confirmed-hipster-grifter-in-custody

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

between this video and zach galifinakis's performance last night, I learned that "seacrest out" is a thing.

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i hav just learned that seacrest out is a thing - tho now that u mention it

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

^serious endtime shit here^

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the terrorists won after all

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

did they really?

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah u didnt hear abt that

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

it got boing boinged

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

◄ Boobz

goole, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

o_O @ the little toe/harbl they put in there

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 4 May 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, clearly whoever made that was torn between laughing and jerking off

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link


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