Ma Mere scratched its itch.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link
What's the one with viggo looking to avoid Ed Harris?
Turned it off. Performances and script were absolutely embarrassing.
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link
I was going to bring up I Accidentally Domed Your Son again but after that last RAG post I think I will instead quietly bow out of this thread.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link
xposts I don't know if I agree, clemenza. I tend to be more forgiving of a favored director's terrible movies (what up, O.C. and Stiggs) because I'm able to see them as failed attempts within the context of a larger body of solid work.
― Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link
Oh, you know what was fucking terrible? Track 29. Which invalidates somewhat the point I made thirty seconds ago because I sought it out based on how much I adored Walkabout.
― Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link
Always willing to cut more slack to bad films that are also sex positive than I ought to.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link
Not that Ma Mere is that movie, ftr.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
Movies I watched in the cinema and hated instantly:
The World Is Not Enough (joyless, naff)Arlington Road (the ultimate "do you SEE sheeple?????" movie)Liar (Tim Roth crime thriller, nuff said)Dogma (no explanation needed)
But my alltime is still Very Bad Things as mentioned upthread.
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
Albino Alligator has a great soundtrack by Lanois associate Michael Brook.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
Am guessing my image answer early on in the thread was The Sunshine Boys, tho the correct answer is Crash.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
Sorry DJP.
Do any of you get particularly offended about how much a film costs if it's a bad film?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:37 (seven years ago) link
boondock saints was the first movie enthusiastically forced on me by friends that i thought was total horseshit lol. great answer to this thread imo
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:39 (seven years ago) link
So.many bonds it's hard to pick one but if i had to pick one i guess I'd pick American beauty also fuck Sam mendes
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link
Old Lunch: that's another way to approach it (the auteurist view, basically). And I'm probably close to there when I'm somewhere in the middle on a film--I think I'm more forgiving of something like Buffalo Bill and the Indians, say, or Casino. But when I flat-out dislike something, the thought that "This is the same director who made _____________?" just makes things worse.
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link
I had no idea people were out there that actually thought Boondock Saints was an all-time great movie, rather than a very entertaining one (if I'm being incredibly generous)
all y'all naming it have clearly never seen Boondock Saints 2, cuz damn
― frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link
Always willing to cut more slack to bad films that are also sex positive than I ought to.― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, March 13, 2017 3:29 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, March 13, 2017 3:29 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
have you seen 9 songs?
― marcos, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link
it is .... bad
― marcos, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:53 (seven years ago) link
Would rather see 9 Thongs.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, March 13, 2017 3:20 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dmac you missed an all-time great William Hurt one-scene-wonder, no joke.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link
He calls Viggo a "broheem," worth the price of admission.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link
southy starring donnie wahlberg.
looking italian starring matt leblanc.
jane austen's mafia (lloyd bridges last film).
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Monday, February 4, 2013 7:17 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
these are still my picks.
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link
altho it's lookin' italian iirc
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
I can't think of any individual films that were sorely disappointing so much as later careers and subgenres being a huge letdown. Dario Argento, Tobe Hooper, Peter Jackson, Tim Burton, so few genuinely great gothic horrors, Hong Kong action films going to shit.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
Ok Phil I'm an open minded fella
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link
..."worst film" is only interesting (to me, at least) when applied to something you had hopes for.
― clemenza, Monday, March 13, 2017 11:39 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Specifics aside, I think a big part of really, really hating something is often rooted in caring about something the director had done previously.
― clemenza, Monday, March 13, 2017 12:14 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't know if I'd nail it so specifically the director, but yeah, dashed hopes definitely salt the wound. When a film that seemed likely to be bad turns out to be terrible, it hardly registers. But a near miss can really sting if you've got enough invested.
That said, for me, it's less about hope than a sense of betrayal or dishonesty. I'd probably have hated Requiem for a Dream less if others (and the film itself) had insisted a bit less strenuously on its greatness. It's not like I was all that hopeful, but the bullshit INTENSITY of it all eventually drove me to fury.
Also, I remember finding Track 29 pretty "interesting", but it's been ages...
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, March 13, 2017 1:10 PM (twenty-six minutes ago)
Argento is particularly baffling to me. Wtf happened, man? You at least used to have style...
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link
It's getting awfully hard to make the argument for late-career masterpieces these days from anyone who got their start in the '70s onward (with notable exceptions).
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link
Walked out of Desperate Hours remake.
Starring Mickey RourkeAnthony HopkinsMimi RogersLindsay CrouseKelly Lynch
Directed by Michael Cimino
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
a sense of betrayal or dishonesty.
Yes--that's part of why I hate Grand Budapest Hotel so much, the feeling of someone making a film specifically for his most devoted claque, with everything that seemed so new and alive in Rushmore now having moved past mannerism into self-parody. I realize that someone who likes the film is going to say something closer to Old Lunch above.
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
I'd probably have hated Requiem for a Dream less if others (and the film itself) had insisted a bit less strenuously on its greatness. It's not like I was all that hopeful, but the bullshit INTENSITY of it all eventually drove me to fury.
basically how I feel about all Gaspar Noe films
― frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:56 (seven years ago) link
I thought Grand Budapest Hotel was about as amusing as hanging out with the Brodie sock on ilx who yearned to be a bellboy. I notice a lot of ilxors enjoyed that, even if they were only mildly amused at the premise. It passed the time.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link
Time passed, that's for sure.
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
I would like to choose Ted too, but as I couldn't make even ten minutes into the torture I feel it wouldn't be a valid choice.
Instead I'll say "Joysticks"
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 13 March 2017 21:12 (seven years ago) link
Contenderizer- some say Argento fell out of love with film and is just doing it for the money now.
Don't really know what happened to Peter Jackson.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link
the first 10 minutes of Ted was the GOOD part
its amazing that the final third of the movie about the pot-smoking teddy bear does not seem to attempt a single joke, it's insane
― frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
Lady in the water, no contest― kinder, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:43 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― kinder, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:43 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Lady In The Waterlock thread― kinder, Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:01 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― kinder, Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:01 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha.My vote this year goes to Love Actually. I hated it before everyone else.
― kinder, Monday, 13 March 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
it's a bad one, for sure
it might have been hampered by the bad sound in a cheap college town theater, but one of my worst moviegoing experiences is "Enigma":http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157583/?ref_=nv_sr_1
it was completely devoid of charisma despite a decent cast and I thought I was going to die of boredom
― mh 😏, Monday, 13 March 2017 21:47 (seven years ago) link
"The Scarlet Letter" (the one with Demi Moore and Gary Oldman) is the worst movie I saw in a cinema
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link
Blast from the Past is perfectly fine. What an odd choice
― Number None, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link
Yeah people talking rubbish here
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link
Ok.
The worst movie I've ever seen in its entirety regardless of expectations or budget or message or whatever.....hmm
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link
Oh yeah blade 2
Blade 2 is really really bad but just in case, it's got one boondock saint and one bros that's the kind of ill-fated sickness in the genes that you don't overcome by having a highwaymen mumble in the corner so it's not
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link
Wait tho
Queen of the damned? Was there a queen of the damned?
Blade 2 is fine
― mh 😏, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link
yeah, i don't see how it's any worse than a million other crap horror sequels. hell, it's better than most. at least it has great monsters and some comedy would-be-coolness (mostly down to ws).
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Monday, 13 March 2017 22:46 (seven years ago) link
i always liked track 29. depp wonka is an abomination a la hook. profoundly unfunny and uncool. which brings me to the cat in the hat.
― scott seward, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:54 (seven years ago) link
I see I already ragged on Animal House ITT. An alternative, which is a bit shady because it's in the form of an MST3K episode, is Beast of Yucca Flats, which I found remarkable for its almost complete lack of film-like features. Obviously the edit for MST3K would skew it but nothing else I've ever watched failed to resemble a film so utterly.
― softie (silby), Monday, 13 March 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link
Probably "Howard The Duck"
― Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Monday, 13 March 2017 23:27 (seven years ago) link
On the other hand, I'd probably gladly watch that again, or even the un-MSTed version, whereas you couldn't pay me to sit through Animal House or Airplane again
― softie (silby), Monday, 13 March 2017 23:28 (seven years ago) link