Noodle Vague contemplates toddling off to the pub to watch the FA Cup but can't bear the thought of all those African lads sat in the back crying
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link
ohmygod Marshall and Wiemann combine to score a goal, maybe this Lambert fella is onto something nah only joking Lambert Out
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link
m8 you're not losing at home to walsall
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link
no, that's next season
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link
this thread = four yorkshiremen sketch, except our actual yorkshireman is supporting the best team in europe
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:54 (seven years ago) link
it's about this time of the season my thoughts turn to enjoying Hull FC blaze up the Superleague, with the added convenience that i can turn back to the new football season just as they choke and blow it
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:56 (seven years ago) link
county cricket's available
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:57 (seven years ago) link
also true, bit early yet tho
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link
There's a big snooker championship soon I think?
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link
I think Wagner will probably be off to one of the German giants next season, his family have no intention of moving to the UK, and especially Hudds - which escaped any attention from the Luftwaffe but was hit hard by other more dastardly forces in the Thatcher years! I have got to wring every bit of enjoyment possible out of these last home games, because quite possibly they will never be as good again.
I edited Lincoln City off my betting slip in the game they were 11/1 against Burnley. Just because it was an early KO and I can't stand seeing my accs torpedoed down before 3pm.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link
Oh we just kicked off again
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:03 (seven years ago) link
WolvesVerified account @Wolves
Presentation pitchside to Club Secretary Richard Skirrow. This is Richard's last game after 20 years' loyal service.
RagbagWWFC @Ragbag5 3s3 seconds ago
@Wolves shame it wasn't Lamberk's
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:04 (seven years ago) link
It sounds like in the space of 4 minutes we could have doubled our lead and then got pegged back again. Proper Hackney Marshes level defending from both sides.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link
I can't deal with the BBC live videprinter these days, it keeps resetting and running through the pre-h/t scores again.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:12 (seven years ago) link
Twitter's my go to in the absence of a stream
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
Girl with Curious Hair picked a decent introduction day itt. Fulham up 0-3 against Newcastle.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
The new editor of our local rag is called Wayne Ankers, maybe a cousin of T Watt?
― calzino, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
xp
beautiful
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
typically Rafa and the team he sent out were just perfect to do a job on us last week. Maybe he should have started with that big lump Murphy today as well.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link
admittedly i've not watched them loads but they've been shit most times i have, we shd've beaten them home and away, can't see them doing owt in the Prem without a major rehaul, probably starting with a new manager
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link
two for ryan sessegnon, born when 'oops i did it again' was #1
― r|t|c, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link
haha actually no it was #2... 'don't call me baby' was top :)
― r|t|c, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
can feel a rough equalizer slouching towards Molineux
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:41 (seven years ago) link
c'mon you hoops, last minute winner pls!
― calzino, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:48 (seven years ago) link
WolvesVerified account @Wolves 54s54 seconds ago
90+3 It's almost heartbreak for Wolves. The ball is whipped across the box and falls to Ajayi 2 yards from goal. He skies it over the bar.
i just can't
this is Rotherham
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link
Congrats on a heroic win NV :)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link
You too Calzino. Shame Leeds didn't lose but it's nice that Hudds is walking away from them.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link
Wagner beat the MOM curse as well, which is pleasing considering the amount of moaning from Bellend Rd about him receiving it after his act of villainy (celebrating a late goal in a local derby game).
― calzino, Saturday, 11 March 2017 17:01 (seven years ago) link
we didn't lose at home to walsall, tony watt did a thing
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 11 March 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link
I've had more fun in a dentist - Fuson sack Lambert and get Pardew in
you...have to...laugh...
could badly do with Girl With Curious Orange watching Blackburn get smashed on Tuesday
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 March 2017 08:46 (seven years ago) link
'We need a manager who shares our values and who is prepared to develop the team.
'The Brighton game was so far from what we expect to see from those wearing a Derby County shirt.'
I do wish Mr Candy Crush had sacked the useless fucker before the Brighton game and lol at the very idea that pissing away too much money on average players represents values rather than just thoughtless blunt force going badly wrong.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 March 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link
some clueless cunt in the Express & Star will be calling for Shteve to get the Wolves job tomorrow, have no fear
― snappy baritone (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 March 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link
Well he has done a few big jobs in his time!
― calzino, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:17 (seven years ago) link
jumbo jobbies!
― calzino, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:27 (seven years ago) link
Looking from the outside it's strange how quickly things have gone wrong for Wolves. It all looked fairly promising a few weeks ago when they spent all that money on Helder Costa and won at Liverpool in the FA Cup.
I feel bad for Paul Lambert and I'm not entirely sure why. He looks like the manager of a Glasgow curry house that's slowly going down the tubes.
We play Wolves immediately after Blackburn, and I feel like we're going to give one of those teams a boost. I know every supporter of every football team in the world comes out with this old OOH THESE ARE THE SORT OF GAMES WE LOSE schtick as a kind of reverse jinx, but we lost 4-0 at home to Bristol City this season so I feel it's justified. Fulham like to fart on dreams just as surely as Tim Ream stealing a hat-trick off a 16-year-old.
― Girl with Curious Hair, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link
sounds like we've been hammering on Brentford's goal the whole 2nd half and just when i thought it was all over, boom, equalizer
plenty of time to concede, like
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link
BOOOOOM
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:32 (seven years ago) link
you're not forgiven yet Lambert, sit down
and Fulham go in front, no evening can be this perfect
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link
FINISHED
Blackburn equalize - commiserations Curious - but suddenly we're 4 points above the drop zone with a game still in hand and Lambert has earned himself the right to stay until the next time we drop points and/or i have a couple of drinks
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link
GET IT UP YOU FRANCHISE CUNTS :)
― Blandford Forum, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link
well done
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link
About fucking time!
― calzino, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link
i know they're all endlessly watchable but this is outstanding
https://twitter.com/Crap90sFootball/status/842285231726051328
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 March 2017 08:44 (seven years ago) link
I'm sure I saw Hudson in that clown-shoes melee. We have shipped 17 goals in 4 of the recent games Hudson has started, and last night as well as having a defensive mare he took out our midfield lynch-pin in an accidental collision. Not his fault, but you can't replace Hefele with someone who would be too slow for a conference side without expecting a major team dynamic collapse.
― calzino, Saturday, 18 March 2017 10:20 (seven years ago) link
new Lambert was the right man for the job
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 March 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link
you'll have some problems hanging onto that hot-shot Edwards this summer!
― calzino, Saturday, 18 March 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link
I'LL TAKE A FIVER
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 March 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link
C'mon Leeds, for the first time in my life i want you cunts to score!
― calzino, Saturday, 18 March 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1jBfiJW.jpg
https://twitter.com/Official_STFC/status/844947798554529792https://twitter.com/Official_STFC/status/844949753473503232https://twitter.com/Official_STFC/status/844981098501287936
― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:48 (seven years ago) link