Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

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that's like the Dilbert equivalent of the Nuremberg defense.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link

I know context makes it less stoopid, but he said "WH counsel doesn't know the ethics rules."

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link

I thought he said specifically Spicer and Trump don't know the rules.

Evan, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link

@JSwiftTWS
Schumer just said: "I am not a lawy.." then realized, yes, he is a lawyer.

Pivoted to say "legal expert."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link

that''s fucking awful xp

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link

He's the worst Keebler elf

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:37 (seven years ago) link

That sxsw thing is disgusting

Cognition (Remix) (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooool

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

I mean christ he was reading that like it was a 2nd grade show and tell presentation

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

i hope that SXSW thing leads to artists boycotting or backing out, fuck those people.

nomar, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:40 (seven years ago) link

I always thought he looked like he could be Beverly Leslie's twin brother

Dan S, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link

lol at Sessions recusing despite Trump saying not to. I'm sure he'll take that well.

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link

i think trump will be more worried that the press conference was low energy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link

"and that SUIT, what were you thinking man?"

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link

"also please pin your ears back next time"

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link

Trump preps Sessions for next time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOazRmDMOg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link

Pence looks more like Hank Hill's father than Sessions

Evan, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link

I see Kushner's now starting to surface more in all this:

https://t.co/zUM7YSafVx

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

Evan, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:54 (seven years ago) link

The New Monkees!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BcQiWdF.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C58cFnuU0AA7EHf.jpg:small

IL representative mike bost on why he's not doing town hall meetings

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:12 (seven years ago) link

'the orientals', nice

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link

lazy, frightened and racist is a killer combo

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link

lol i legit thought he was talking about carpets at first and i was confused

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

like they were cleaning the rugs or some metaphor like draining the swamp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link

oh man, Trump's outfit on that aircraft carrier

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

― Evan, Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:54 PM (f

Best Supporting Actor nominees next year

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link

"This was a comedy, yeah?"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:38 (seven years ago) link

The Short Big(ly)

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

Least prog supergroup ever.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-christopher-steele-dossier-us-senate-intelligence-hotel-british-spy-mi6-evidence-a7608456.html

"Christopher Steele, the former MI6 spy who prepared the explosive Trump report, has been approached about testifying before the US Senate Intelligence Committee’s investigation into the new President’s alleged links with Russia, The Independent can reveal."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link

"Oh yeah, there was a lot of it. Various shades of yellow."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:58 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, there is no way that dude is coming to America. They'd have an easier job getting Snowden to testify. It'll be testimony by Skype.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:59 (seven years ago) link

I was wondering about that. How does he get in and out of the country alive?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link

he's a spy named Christopher Steele. I imagine he has a particular set of skills

Number None, Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link

lol

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link

It is simply unimaginable how much fun Putin must be having checking the news every single day. Trump being elected and the whole ongoing shitshow must have rescued him from the claws of a looming mid life crisis. I'ts just too good. Like getting everything your greedy self as a kid asked from Santa, and more! Every day is Xmas day at the the Kremlin nowadays, I assume.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:26 (seven years ago) link

Actually, if the reports are to be believed, there's a lot of intragovernmental divisiveness re: manipulation of the US election and its ultimate fruits. They aren't crowing about the age of Trump like they were before.

The Flautist of Flatus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link

Here's what Devin Nunes said today to the press when asked about Trump's Russia connections:

“I'm sure some of you are in contact with the Russian embassy so be careful what you ask for here, because if we get —if we start getting transcripts of any of you or other Americans talking to the press, then we can, do you want us to conduct an investigation on you or other Americans because you were talking to the Russian embassy? I just think we need to be careful.”

Dan S, Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link

in America, everyone is president!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:42 (seven years ago) link


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