BOOMER: here is a participation trophyMILLENNIAL: *whoops from fifth note to scale to third and back*
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:24 (seven years ago) link
whoop there it is
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:46 (seven years ago) link
katherine otm
― maura, Thursday, 2 March 2017 10:15 (seven years ago) link
Explore Elliott Smith’s Iconic Either/Or in 5 Minutes
Explore Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks in 4 Minutes
noticing a trend here.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:25 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB2di69FmhE&t=61s
― Number None, Friday, 3 March 2017 00:41 (seven years ago) link
https://theawl.com/internet-video-is-lies-34ee5b3a4ccb
― maura, Friday, 3 March 2017 00:57 (seven years ago) link
the beguiling Explore John Cage's 4"33 in 4"36
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 March 2017 02:29 (seven years ago) link
a new low:
Most crucially, The Sophtware Slump countered the pre-millennial tension of trip-hop, Timbaland, and Radiohead with Y2k’s definitive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ album
the future of music criticism: listicles and emojis
I struggle to understand how this Ian Cohen guy continues to get work
― Wimmels, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:02 (seven years ago) link
You left out half the sentence, and it's a pretty good description all in all.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:10 (seven years ago) link
All in all, this is as good a two-sentence band summary as can be hoped for, imo:
Grandaddy are still a state-of-the-art 2000 band, the sum of slack-motherfucker indie rock, the mid-fi experimentalism of Sparklehorse, and just enough of Mercury Rev and Flaming Lips’ late-’90s prog sweep. Most crucially, The Sophtware Slump countered the pre-millennial tension of trip-hop, Timbaland, and Radiohead with Y2k’s definitive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ album, speaking to people who came of age during the tech boom and felt like the 21st century could only promise shinier distractions from the same old pervasive suburban boredom.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:11 (seven years ago) link
Pitchfork may be dumb, but this new feature 'Name Dropping' is brilliant. Good idea, good editing, and Michael Bolton is a good sport:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQYUjAA8kI
― ArchCarrier, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:20 (seven years ago) link
Yes, I enjoyed that. Michael Bolton seems like a pretty likeable guy.
― Wimmels, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link
Only two reviews today?
― neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 14:24 (seven years ago) link
also that's not an emoji
― na (NA), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link
haha, that bolton thing has legit funny moments
― niels, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link
"Pitchfork to Review Key Albums From the Notorious B.I.G." 👏👏👏
― spastic heritage, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
Tomorrow, Pitchfork will commemorate the 20th anniversary of his death by reviewing four key albums in his catalog.
oh so just the big four then?
― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link
they all suck
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:41 (seven years ago) link
yeah i noticed the only two reviews
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link
there's so much good new music coming out i don't get why they couldn't have a full slate every day.
unless of course preparing reviews for two biggie albums and two sorta-biggie albums was too much to handle
― neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:48 (seven years ago) link
damn that's crazy, only 2 albums per day? end of an era
― flopson, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:54 (seven years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, March 8, 2017 1:41 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
BOO YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!! baby BAY-beh
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:55 (seven years ago) link
as annoying as many elements of pitchfork dot com have gotten over the years, albums reviews are still top notch
― flopson, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:55 (seven years ago) link
this is the first day i've noticed only two reviews, usually it's four reviews per day
― neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 19:57 (seven years ago) link
gotta make room for booze ads and links to non-music news!
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link
wait shakey doesnt like biggy?
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link
west coast guy
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link
that's... not an excuse
― flopson, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:28 (seven years ago) link
It's partially true that the Jay-Z/Biggie axis just didn't circulate as much out here, but that's not all of it. I can pinpoint watching the "Big Poppa" video as the exact point at which I realized that rap as a mainstream pop phenomenon had morphed into something I definitely did not like and tbh my opinion has never changed. Puffy was a blight on the genre, and his success was emblematic of everything that went wrong from that point on imo. I don't really care about his canonization, and while I will agree that he was a solid rapper I just hate the sound and the nihilistic mythology of his two records.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link
Pac's martyrdom/mythology isn't really much better but he at least had singles + producers + collaborators that I liked
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:37 (seven years ago) link
Can you pinpoint watching the "Juicy" or "Hypnotize" videos and recognizing that they're some of the most incredible rapping to ever appear on a mainstream single?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
*crosses shakey off list of ppl who can play my super nintendo & sega genesis*
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
I realized that rap as a mainstream pop phenomenon had morphed into something I definitely did not like and tbh my opinion has never changed
did you ever bother to listen to the actual albums and hear non-commercial, amazing songs like "the what" or "machine gun funk" or "10 crack commandments" or "warning"?
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
xp lol, i was gonna say this has the makings of a good ol' fashioned nerd fight and HERE WE ARE
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
with pitchdork banner in the background
sponsored by conde nast
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link
you know what really might change my mind about Biggie? some retrospective Pfork reviews
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link
i didn't want to spoil it shakes...but...you are in for a treat :)
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link
birthdays was the worst daysfor clicks pitchfork is so thir-stay
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link
classic m@tt responses itt
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link
shakey have you really tried? like really?
Everyday Struggle? Unbelievable? Suicidal Thoughts? the ones shakedown mentioned?
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link
I'm too old to "try" to like things - of course I know 10 Crack Commandments and Suicidal Thoughts c'mon bro
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:12 (seven years ago) link
i just dont know man. cant fathom dislike for big on those grounds.
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link
the baconing of Michael Bolton is some bottom-tier kitsch barrel scraping imo. dude forever belongs as a punch line in an 80s Weird Al song.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link
NEVER GIVE UP SHAKEY YOU CAN LIKE A RAPPER YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL!!!!
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link
I feel like I don't get anything lyrically from his records that I couldn't get from Scarface tbh, whose stuff just *sounds* better. but to be clear a lot of my dislike of his catalog is how poorly served he was beat-wise - in contrast to the sample-heavy or g-funk stuff that immediately preceded him, to my ears a lot of what he got was short, shitty loops over shitty drums and it grates on my ears. for the most part the post-golden age rap stuff that I like that crossed over into pop success - whether it's Wu-Tang or Timbaland/Missy or various southern guys - just had more going on sonically. he was a solid rapper but that's not enough for me. and then when Puffy shows up to interject some nonsense I'm just like arrrrrggggh get me outta here
xp
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link
the man invented the remix, show some respect fer chrissakes
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link
I feel substantially older than lil yachty btw
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
speaking of:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bolton's_Big,_Sexy_Valentine's_Day_Special
i have to say, i went into it with my eyes already rolled, but after a rough first 10 minutes my eyes gradually rolled all the way back around to the normal position and i ended up watching the entire thing
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, March 8, 2017 5:30 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ten years ago you could easily have said the same thing about Blink 182, Bruce Hornsby, Janet Jackson, George Benson, and Wilson Philips, all of whom have since been canonized thanks to millennial garage punkers, Bon Iver, poptimist critics, stoned balearic djs, and corny Haim people, respectively
sunrise, sunset bro
― Wimmels, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 23:36 (seven years ago) link