OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

I can't pick which of these quotes is better

I appreciate anyone whose life appears to be a fake documentary.

joe bonamassa: the normcore nigel tufnel

"This one doesn't go anywhere."

"This is Steve he's my guitar's security guard"
"You mean your security guard?"
"Nope. Just the guitar."
"..."
"He also keeps an eye on my sunglasses, but I don't pay him for that."

"Oh my god Joe's been kidnapped! Steve you were right there why didn't you do anything!"
"Hey, I work for the guitar not the player!"

if the ads i see on the sides of local buses are to be believed, his performance here will be the 'guitar event of the year'

shot this at a stop sign the other day

https://s17.postimg.org/qyrlbd1j3/Guitar_Eventofthe_Year.jpg

TACO VS BONAMASSA

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/08/b1/02/08b1026e3c3f42afb36c79a8832683c5.jpg

http://fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/medium/1/bonamassa-mania-miki-de-goodaboom.jpg

http://theguitarbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Tom-Noll-Painting-of-Joe-Bonamassa.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7d/15/60/7d156032052b9ddbb736c88c79a6196a.jpg

Just heard a Bonnamassa radio commercial

Dude is like Black Flag!

If I come home from work and telephone pole at the end of my block is covered in Pettibon rip-off Bonamassa flyers...well, let's just say I won't be surprised

hell yeah dude check out this sweet fretboard inlay

http://theguitarbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Joe-Bonamassa-R9-with-Fingerboard-Inlay.jpg

Did he sign that in Tipp-Ex?

tipp-ex improves string vibration and thus adds 16% more bluesiness to bends iirc

Woah that inlay

tempted to start a pigfuck revival band called bonamassa

https://reverb.com/news/welcome-to-nerdville-inside-joe-bonamassas-home-collection

“We’ll check out the Bonaseum later,” Joe says. “No cameras in there right now.”

watching the video. he namedrops his friend steven seagal

This video came across my desk a little while back and I thought the bass player was Bonamassa, just based on his appearance and the guitar faces he was making .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH1u5j-1QZw

a day late but happy bidet, joe

https://jbonamassa.com/newsletter/2014-18/images/bonamassa-37-birthday-wish.jpg

https://jbonamassa.com/features/2015/bonamassa-100th-lespaul-anniversary-nl25/img/720x405-les-paul-100th-birthday-papeo-28.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0533/5597/products/2015_Birthday_Pin.jpg?v=1431715024

check out this bitchin' mouse mat

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0533/5597/products/how-many-guitars-f-mouse-pad_1fe5e036-2561-48f6-aded-6416420c75f3.jpg?v=1489509144

joe does some casual cultural stereotyping

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0533/5597/products/ktba_at_sea_ii_pin.jpg?v=1455036932

surfing on a cactus woah

kangaroo penis iirc

kango penis keeping the blooze alive fair dinkum bonnamassa

https://jbonamassa.com/features/2015/bonamassa-100th-lespaul-anniversary-nl25/img/720x405-les-paul-100th-birthday-papeo-28.jpg

this photo just screams Wall-Street-CEO-Steps-Out-Of-Boardroom-To-Drop-Some-Bitchen-Clapton-Licks-To-Unwind-After-Hard-Day-Making-Millions

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding was my take

thanks for the new DN

I feel like this thread can't live up to its full potential until we allow unregistered viewers to post on it. It's really missing the random Googlers so common to Ye Threades of Olde.

https://www.facebook.com/JoeBonamassa/videos/10155255820969659/?pnref=story.unseen-section

Hey, because of you people and your links, I've got Joe Bonamassa advertisements all over my internet, trailing me like a hellhound.

mission accomplished

I feel like this thread can't live up to its full potential until we allow unregistered viewers to post on it.

― Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Wednesday, May 10, 2017 1:19 PM (one week ago)

hi

ILX field trip to Bonnamassa Blues Cruise

i'd never seen him talk before, seems like the blues dad version of cool dude clem

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X41ton4Xzl0

2:20 is my favorite way to keep the blues alive

love the intro, nasty overdriven blues chord with a panning shot of a big ass cruise ship

Blues Traveler! followed by a flip cup tournament.

ILX field trip to Bonnamassa Blues Cruise

let's make this happen

joe's lapel-less jacket in that video upthread is some real hideous star trek: the next generation shit

I'd really like to go back in time to show Son House how we managed to keep the blues alive

just a bunch of wites keeping the blues alive on a cruise to jamaica nbd

Roger Ailes: "I created a TV network for people from 55 to dead."

Joe Bonamassa: "Hmmm...I think I'll try doing that with music."