Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

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ending with a couple of glenn mccoys because, really, fuck him and his brother.

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GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

haha that last one is great

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

the specter talking points are apparently "LOL HE WAS ALWAYS A LIBERAL" and "WE GOT RID OF HIM FIRST."

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't at least some of these hacks worry about blowing their wad too soon? I mean if the cap-and-trade bill doesn't cause the death of the United States of America, don't you look kind of dumb even to your regulars?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

pretty sure nobody reads these except us

bnw, Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

drastic misunderstanding of waterboarding.
Also, should've put specter in recycling.
lotta failure of imagination here.

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I was just surprised that the GOP elephant recycled at all.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

not enough spanking

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i kinda like the "girth wind and liar" turn o' phrase

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know what that Blackberry one is supposed to be saying.

Ralph, Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i have no clue about that one

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

my guess: the suggestion is that obama's blackberry is as busted as his agenda so he was thinking in "pre 9/11 world" thinking both metaphorically and literally?
I mean, it sounds ridiculous to me while I'm typing it and hardly makes sense, but what else could it be?

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Blackberry one is saying that in the mind of the president/whitehouse 9/11 never occurred and that's why the NYC flyover debacle happened. See, Obama's living in a pre-9/11 world as evidenced by the date on his Blackberry.

circa1916, Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Surely the president's Blackberry is more modern than this:

http://www.firedispatch.com/pr/blackberry.jpg

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

nyah. already typed it out, read as "cosign" then.

circa1916, Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

it's cool, just busting your balls

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

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is he holding a cattle inseminator?

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

why are they standing in a cornfield? i appreciate the change of pace from the park bench but

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

what is he holding??

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

do the curly "g's" suggest they are gay? are they gay farmers?

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

all republicans are farmers, wholesome salt of the earth types, god you guys don't know anything

bnw, Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I like how the virus is carrying viruses in his bindle.

DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

them goddamn wetback germs, putting god-fearin' american viruses out of work

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 April 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

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The perfect America - free from foreign entry or diseases. An unchanging golden age.

dowd, Thursday, 30 April 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh well. Just something dipped in amber...

dowd, Thursday, 30 April 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

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this should really be a leftwing cartoon no? it was the bush administration who built that wall after all? meh, overthinking this shit...

sonderangerbot, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i think that's a funny one tbh

zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 May 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, kinda love that one. I used that joke yesterday and got a laugh.

bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Terror Mart!

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link

terror mart

xp

stchick (stevie), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Fascinating Report !
It is eye-opening!!!!!!!!!!! Very sobering.
The world is is trouble.
America is on the same road.


bnw, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

"According to research..."

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I couldn't be bothered to watch the whole thing (it's so slow...) but the first "fact" I stopped at was 25% of the population of Belgium are Muslims. I think someone has put the decibel point in the wrong place there.

Who did this work of art? (or do I have to watch till the end?)

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i stopped when it was omg 1/5 russians are islamic and it's like uh central asia?

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

not sure who did it but there's a snopes page on it. http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/demographics.asp

bnw, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

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foden really not getting the hate he should be. look at that. just look at it. jesus fucking christ.

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

What's with the "cosmic Kirby energy" between the panels? Odd.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

what is that shit stain in between the two panels?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually that Foden made me laugh out loud. Unsubstantiated innuendo vs. adamantly supporting administration that backed the use of torture? Oh, that's easy...

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

haha... wow.

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 May 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

LMFAO

crying liberty yesssss

Swat Valley High (goole), Monday, 18 May 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The Kelly fakes rule.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 May 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

muff miffed is awesome

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link


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