Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

Her old accent wasn't natural.

Accents are accent, what the heck.

I saw the interview, accent was vaguely English, unremarkable I would say

Accents are accents, typo fix.

Reasons Why 45 Is Gross, #129875 (In A Continuing Series): http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/donald-trump-on-lindsay-lohan/

"Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?" said Stern.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Trump said. "She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"

Puke

money.cnn.com

as in, on the

"THIS IS our president. Stop #bullying him & start trusting him. Thank you personally for supporting #THEUSA
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 4, 2017"

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Lindsay-Lohan-Defends-President-Trump-Stop-11267405.php

Wonder if she's read the quote four posts above. Celebity ouroboros.

I expected better judgment from Lindsay Lohan, very disappointed

Jesus God that Trump quote from Stern.

Been quiet, thesedays...

It's been a whole week since a fawning NYT profile about her, and a day since she allegedly bragged at having a rival nightclub shut down for tax evasion

Hot, Ready, and Snitchin'

sic’s lilo google alerts finally pay off

lilo & sic

"Lindsay Lohan, speaking in Middle Eastern accent, tries to kidnap homeless kids and gets punched in face"

headline undersells it, if anything

TAGS :
LINDSAY LOHAN
WTF

you know, i wonder....actually you know what, never mind. 2018.

https://themuse.jezebel.com/no-one-is-safe-in-lindsay-lohans-beach-club-1831468826

This show is full of awful, terrible obnoxious Instagram types AND I LOVE IT

somehow i ended up watching this. She is so fucking weird

fame is a helluva drug

i think she's intersting and i'm glad she's back on the radar. she's really the marilyn of our times

wow this was really fucked up i didn't know this

There’s also the aforementioned accent, which Lohan most recently displayed when she live-streamed a video of herself getting into a physical altercation with a homeless family. It’s not surprising that Lohan and her family have turned, again and again, to reality television as a means of extending their frenetic brand of fame; it’s only notable that they haven’t yet fully succeeded.

the accent is hilarious. It's like this girl I went to school with who put on this mad accent to speak to her German exchange partner.

Nothing is funny about this. She was a totally normal kid who was tortured by the media in her formative years abd now she seems odd and dissociative.

and when she dies everyone will say what a tragedy it was and wonder if they were complicit or not

Her mom and dad being extremely bad people probably played a huge role.

and her being a child actor then young woman actor in hollywood

Yeah true

really weird thing when former child actors or young women actors end up "troubled" as they get older and everyone reaches for some bromides about "too much too young", the pressures of fame, the media glare etc. when the elephant in the room is abuse, exploitation, neglect

Yup. Hollywood teems with young Lohans and abusive stage parents, but also with Weinsteins and Polanskis.

abuse, exploitation

this is fame

(in this context)

I feel like people’s addiction shouldn’t be treated as entertainment, which lindsay’s was back in the mid-00s. No one treats other diseases like this.

It’s always amazing to me how heartless tabloid culture is. Like if I read the top voted comment on any daily mail article—not something I do often—but it’s always coming from this perspective of no compassion whatsoever.

Because they get held up as role models when they are young, then any transgression is held up to ridicule and is not tolerated.

Amber and Alice would take an interest in what LL would do, but they could understand bad behaviour does no good.

I think there’s a darker thing at work. I think people enjoy watching someone struggle—especially a rich, beautiful etc. person—a “serves them right” attitude. In the end that tabloid stuff is consumed as entertainment.

But also some people are famous, young AND awful

What’s going on between Lindsay Lohan and the crown prince of Saudi Arabia? https://t.co/QtuByRhOqW pic.twitter.com/F4d9TGqDFi

— Page Six (@PageSix) August 5, 2019

^^ Deep cover

A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS — who took office in 2017 — had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for women’s rights, among other things.

this lohan pal makes some interesting points

Her biopic is gonna be bananas.

A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS — who took office in 2017 — had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for women’s rights, among other things.

reminds me of that old "....but you fuck one sheep" joke

https://pagesix.com/2019/09/20/lindsay-lohan-reveals-shes-single/

Now that I’m thinking about it, what are your guys’ must read “oh my god people wrote this?!” instructively cruel celeb profiles of the 2000s? I’d love to compile a list of TEACHABLE MOMENTS. To start: Lindsay Lohan as Rolling Stone IT GIRL 2004 https://t.co/Ftfs9eh9fC

— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) February 7, 2021

she's not wrong

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