Let's talk about a Seattle restaurant named Biscuit Bitch

not racist, just incredibly short-sighted and ignorant

anyway there's plenty of other places to get biscuits and gravy in Seattle; some of them even have more than a tiny amount of seating

donut bitch to thread

I almost titled this thread "donut bitch, come get your cousin"

Not to be all capn-save-a-bitch but I do have good feelings towards them bc they rent restaurant space from the homeless-housing nonprofit I used to work for, and are apparently very cool to the tenants that live in the apartments above.

they should do something with L.A.'s Eggslut

I almost titled this thread "donut bitch, come get your cousin"

Needs to be a song

I tried to drop my taxes off at the origin of "going postal" today, but the mailbox was overflowing

well one of many origins I guess

O donut bitch, come get thy cousin
she peddles biscuits by the dozen
if thou hast sensitivity
the biscuits, bitch, are gluten-free
(But as decreed by Biscuit Queen
Know thy limit is fifteen)

what makes the smokin' hot seattle bitch "seattle"?

is it the grilled louisiana hot link?

It's the cream cheese and grilled onion, cf. the Seattle hot dog

Which in turn was invented for no particular reason and is not particularly iconic

does it have a heroin needle in it

How the fuck does a chain get away with calling itself "Eggslut" ffs!?

it's LA. slut is a term of affection.

well, i guess i should say some people choose to use it that way.

Right, like how we call people cunts.

I still assume that "Eggcunt" would not take off as a restaurant chain in Australia.

Cuntemite

shitemash

might open a chip shop in glasgow and call it tattie cunt

can we send Marilyn Hagerty to review it

You'd be surprised Dan!

(also, fuckin lol)

Lol I was just going to suggest a coffeshop in Australia called White Cunt

haha i ate here when i was in seattle a few years ago. grebt name but biscuits and gravy isn't really my thing so i can't get too excited about it

lol I have a friend here in Cleveland who's in Seattle for work this week, and he just now tweeted/instagrammed: Breakfast. @ Biscuit Bitch Belltown

It's Biscuit, bitch.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61XG0jHeGoL.jpg

Last week I opened Facebook and saw a post from a friend praising biscuit bitch for covering her meal when she forgot her wallet.

there's also this design firm in L.A. that "builds out" a lot of "spaces" for restaurants, they're called "Design, Bitches"

http://designbitches.com

I'm gonna start a bakery called "It's A Cookie, Nigga"

I'm in

i'll start a blood drive campaign called "Give, Blood"