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KM is a good artist and deserves exposure and opportunities and gallery shows

softie (silby), Monday, 6 February 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link

and maybe a hug

j., Monday, 6 February 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

my co-worker: 'wow this could be used to torture prisoners'

mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

silby out there street teaming for the site :)

ha! i just saw silby's post on metafilter. thanks for that. :) back in the day there was a metafilter post on conferencecall.biz (was that you too silby?) and it was a catalyst for a bunch of stuff in the days ahead, so it's nice to see it on there.

also, one of the metafilter commetns was "Koyaaaaaanisnazi", which i kind of want to steal

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 February 2017 19:53 (seven years ago) link

great work...

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 February 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link

Just tried it and it worked fine.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 6 February 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

This is really great!

devvvine, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:29 (seven years ago) link

thank you!

i am glad to have it out there and move on with my life

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

Out of interest, how many clips is it pulling from?

devvvine, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link

alright I sacked up and decided to watch a few minutes of it, and it's really good (i.e. horrible)

frogbs, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link

i'm tallying that up as you speak (i'm planning on adding a sources section)

looks like at the moment there are 41 separate segments, roughly 12 and a half minutes worth, using video or audio from 64 sources.

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link

Cool, I had forgot America has it's first Wrestlemania president.

devvvine, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

this seems to work fine but it keeps showing me images of donald trump, feel like something is really wrong here

mh 😏, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

The David Muir interview clip is so terrifying.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 6 February 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

The only way to make this more terrifying and horrible would be a second version where all the clips are Deep Dreamed.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 February 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link

I need this mp3 as a ringtone.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 6 February 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link

awesome job KM. it feels a bit like a documentary beamed in from the future and therefore strangely comforting. All the footage of his rallies is really going to reverberate through the rest of our lives

rob, Monday, 6 February 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link

it's interesting that each time you refresh the clips play in a different order, and that it appears to keep playing to infinity

Dan S, Monday, 6 February 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link

ruined my day but v good work nonetheless

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 February 2017 21:11 (seven years ago) link

I need this mp3 as a ringtone.

you can download it here if you're interested:
https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/doonaldjtrump.com/audio/bgmusic.mp3

the music doesn't have a good "ending" because it's meant to seamlessly loop back to the beginning. unfortunately on the website, at least for me, there's always a really noticeable 1 second gap between the loops, but maybe that's not as much as an issue for people with better internet service? i dunno. i'm glad i didn't make the music more depressing. recently i was worried that the music was making things more hopeful and optimistic than they should be, which shows how awful my intuition is!

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 February 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link

it's interesting that each time you refresh the clips play in a different order, and that it appears to keep playing to infinity

yeah, it uses a similar to structure to conferencecall.biz and thirtysecondstories.com: there's a bucket full of clips, and then it draws from that bucket randomly until every clip has played once. then it fills up the buckets with all the clips and starts the cycle again. i'm not sure what the exact odds are of two people ever seeing the 41 clips in the same order, but i believe it to be approximately 1 in 7304325780825346

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 February 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

good news - some random dude on facebook messaged me to say that he downloaded the site and applied a slight cross-fade between each clip so that the annoying 1-2 second pause between clips is eliminated. he hasn't sent it over yet but hopefully it works!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link

I kind of like the pause, it's sorta ominous

softie (silby), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I'm going to check it out and maybe modify it (or not use it at all) before updating. I kind of enjoy the pause as well, but I'm interested to see how it changes things to have no gap at all.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:58 (seven years ago) link

short write-up at AV Club: http://www.avclub.com/article/masochists-enjoy-nightmarish-portal-donald-trump-c-249883

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link

Zach Scott is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 22:57 (seven years ago) link

this is great, karl!!!!

tylerw, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 22:58 (seven years ago) link

beautiful editing

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link

wait, you mean karl malone isn't your birth name? i feel betrayed.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 23:46 (seven years ago) link

I guess it's too late to mention now, but it started freezing for me about halfway through. Perhaps a lot of people are watching it all at once? Great work though.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

The soundtrack continued while the clips started freezing and at first I wasn't sure if it was intentional.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link

i've only heard from one or two other people about skipping and freezing (although that probably means there are a bunch more people experiencing it that didn't say anything :-/), but looking at analytics, it does look like it's loading more slowly as more and more people use the site simultaneously. at peak it was around 150 people on at the same time, and at any given moment it's around 30-40.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:12 (seven years ago) link

Looks amazing though.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:17 (seven years ago) link

Okay, I finally had a chance to watch this on an actual computer and I'm so fucking tense right now I can't even tell you. Magnificent, horrifying job, KM.

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:51 (seven years ago) link

this is so wild, i saw this thread pop up the other day, didn't check it out until a friend shared the link on his fb. just read the op. excellent work, KM!

flappy bird, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 07:01 (seven years ago) link

seeing this shared more and more on my fb & twitter feeds

flappy bird, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:56 (seven years ago) link

thanks, and that's nice to hear! the traffic has kind of tailed off over the last 24 hours, despite getting short write-ups in various places (a free weekly newspaper in athens called LiFO, hunger magazine, unrated, a few german websites (nerdcore and urbanshit). definitely can't complain, though - it's gotten about 20,000 visitors since monday, and most of those have just been through facebook/twitter/word of mouth.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link

β€œArt makes the familiar strange so that it can be freshly perceived. To do this it presents its material in unexpected, even outlandish ways: the shock of the new.”

I think this site does this with the familiar clips. we see trump so much now he often seems unreal. this deepened my sense of his reality, and the reality of the nation that elected him.

awesome work.

Treeship, Thursday, 9 February 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link

I saw many of the 'familiar' clips for the first time here, bcz not having TV i succeeded in avoiding as much election/DJT video as possible last year.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 February 2017 05:06 (seven years ago) link

As horrifying as this is there's something beautifully cathartic in seeing the Spencer clip when yr not expecting it.

devvvine, Thursday, 9 February 2017 10:46 (seven years ago) link

sorry to ask for testing help again, but after receiving some very useful javascript modifications from a kind guy from germany, we eliminated the gap between the clips and replaced it with a very quick crossfade.

i'm wondering if performance takes a hit - if the clips are slow to load in the first place, if there is audio/video lag with the new version, and if there is, if it's worse than that encountered on the version of the website i'm currently using. it seems to work really well for me (chrome, average broadband connection, os x 10.10.5) but i just wanted to check with a few other people before deploying the new version.

if anyone has a spare minute to try it out, here's the new version: http://doonaldjtrump.com/update.html

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 February 2017 19:27 (seven years ago) link

the contrast of all these clips w/ the obama one w/ him getting in the helicopter is stunning and makes me feel miserable

marcos, Thursday, 9 February 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

they both work totally fine for me karl xp

marcos, Thursday, 9 February 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link

(i have super fast broadband here though)

marcos, Thursday, 9 February 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link

great! thanks for checking. i will wait 10 more minutes in case it totally broke the site for someone else, and then i'll switch over. that's how website testing works, right? it'll have to do

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 February 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

the contrast of all these clips w/ the obama one w/ him getting in the helicopter is stunning and makes me feel miserable

― marcos, Thursday, February 9, 2017 1:31 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. It's like watching someone close the lid on your coffin.

Likely? No. Possible? Absolutely. Iffy? Can't say. Doubtful? Maybe. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 February 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Working well here! It's an amazing piece of work.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 9 February 2017 19:57 (seven years ago) link

thanks chuck! and others with kind words before, of course.

ok, switching over to the more seamless version of the site now

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 February 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link

i wrote to a bunch of places last week letting them know about the website, offering to send images or answer questions if they were interested writing about it, etc. the obvious places - boingboing, dangerous minds, hyperallergenic, colossal, etc. none of them responded, although chicagoist did publish something about yesterday (using a crappy screenshot image even though my message offered to send a much better quality original image - guess I should have just attached it to the email but I was afraid it would tag my email as spam)

anyway, i just checked boingboing, in the back of my mind hoping maybe they wrote up something about it, and for 3 glorious seconds i was sure they did. they used my main doonaldjtrump image - the one with three overlapping jiggly trump faces that appears on the splash page before the sequence begins - for this article: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/14/team-trump-is-imploding.html. to add insult to injury, the image is manipulated (it appears to be jiggling at .03 seconds per frame as opposed to the slower frame rate of the original), renamed (trump-stimulant.gif), and uncredited. the uncredited thing isn't a huge deal - it happens all the time on the internet, and I'll just write them a quick note asking them to credit me - but it was more just the happy rush of thinking that they wrote up an article on it, only to see that it was...not that all.

boo hoo hoo, life is terrible, woe is me, the end

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link

aw man that's pretty lame of them. :(

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 07:53 (seven years ago) link

>:(

conrad, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 08:53 (seven years ago) link

Can't see the image there now, have they removed it?

heaven parker (anagram), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 09:45 (seven years ago) link

that's annoying Karl.

FWIW I checked the site out for the first time last night and I was transfixed for a solid 20 minutes. It's a splendid bit of satire (if you can call it that) and such an effective idea. Great work!

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 10:35 (seven years ago) link

uncredited happens all the time but for a site like that it is a very shitty move

marcos, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 16:09 (seven years ago) link

i wrote to the author last night, and she explained that she thought it was created in-house, which typically doesn't receive an image credit. thing is, that's probably right - i can totally see why she thought that.

here's the original, which i posted back in 2015:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/27ebb5193e778baba5d25f1ed74a2bcb/tumblr_nudwy4Xz8P1qdmmiqo2_r1_500.gif

here's the one that they used, not just for yesterday's article but for another back in february and another in july 2016:

http://i.imgur.com/7BwVPPh.gif

it might be hard to tell (it depends on your browser), but the second one is much faster. so i guess sometime back in 2016 someone there modified my original - something that i do all the time myself, with other people's images and video, although i try to link back to the original content when appropriate - and then it was in BB's "in-house" image bin. so i can see how she could just search her in-house images for trump-related images and use it, without realizing there was an issue. i wish they would have continued to use it actually! i didn't ask for them to take it down, just requested an image credit. oh well.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 16:26 (seven years ago) link

yours has better wobble.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 19:11 (seven years ago) link

I have a photographer friend (snapped most major pop stars of the '60s and '70s) who complains loudly every time his pics are used w/out credit, and it's often.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

Morbs if he own the rights he can ask pretty much any price he wants post-facto

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link

I love when Morbs drops that he knows something/someone and immediately follows it up with a clarification of how important it is

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Well you know, we've all got cameras in our pockets.

Evan, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link

Yr pic doesnt seem to be on that article at all anymore? That seems worse than not being credited, somehow! :/

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link

yeah, they took it down and replaced it with something else. i tried to be polite in my message, but i guess i came off the wrong way

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 23:09 (seven years ago) link

i would imagine they yanked it from the pool rather than having to determine if they could use it fairly, even if you said as such. lame!

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link

wow, this is great work guy

I especially love the soothing minimalist underscore, which transported me back to the AT&T advertisements of my boyhood in the late 1990s

bernard snowy, Thursday, 16 February 2017 08:09 (seven years ago) link

Karl try to get Vic Berger to tweet a link - it's right up his (and his fans') alley

https://twitter.com/vicbergeriv

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 February 2017 10:23 (seven years ago) link

xp Yeah it's perfect. If Trump is satirical teflon, then just show him as he is, plain and simple. This is much more effective than anyone donning a wig and talking about tiny hands.

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 16 February 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link

This thread reminding me that 2017 needs an updated EVIL GUIDE DOG.

jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 16 February 2017 13:07 (seven years ago) link

I kind of want to see a version with cheery music swapped in.

Evan, Thursday, 16 February 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah, KM, I am pretty sure that I have seen yr image in BoingBoing tweets over the past year. didn't realize it was yours!

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Thursday, 16 February 2017 17:50 (seven years ago) link


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