EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

somebody "artfully" placed those digestives there?

am having flashbacks to my last visit to Citizen's Advice

i regret posting this tbh the lack of plate is triggering me big time

i assume it's just shadow but the upper biscuits look different to the base biscuit

they look like they've got a milled edge like certain kinds of shortcake

lol i've just seen the mug on top of the filing cabinet

good spot, the bottom is a digestive and the uppers are ridged shortcake

wondering if they had some fake tactics drawn up on the whiteboard and eventually rubbed them off cos it was "too much"

just realized Adam Davies's Adam's apple is fucking huge

note also proper black pleather briefcase flush with cabinet just visible in corner

oh yeah, presumably that contains the bundles of twenties that constitute his signing-on fee

why wouldnt you start with the digestive tho. driving me mad

he's got nothing to dunk it in because some idiot's moved his mug on top of the filing cabinet

this whole thing is like some Magritte-esque deconstruction of an office

Barry Taylor wearing a pretty weighty sov by the look of it, mark of a guy you can trust

wondering if the blue bic being used to sign the contract isnt a bourgeois artistic overstep

guys this is too much quality for a sunday lunchtime

not suggesting barry would be a mont blanc man but he'd def maybe have a set of parkers on his amazon wishlist

i think maybe he did before, but it blew up in and ruined his previous jacket and her indoors rebuked him for his folly

guys this is too much quality for a sunday lunchtime

― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:04 Bookmark

so transportive is this image that i genuinely did a double take thinking it was 3pm on a tuesday

only just realised it looks like Barry's rocking the sports jacket and jeans combo

a look i've definitely owned myself, no side-eye intended

second thoughts i dunno i can't see any indication of a fly on there

yeah that got me too. blues and greys tho, not incohesive from barry

idk how many hours of my life i've spent sitting at desks like these pondering my distaste for the plastic cable hole cover thing

the cover thing has a beautiful and thoughtful consonance with the plateless biscuits tho of course

i had noted that

also a personal association with the lucky coin i planted on the middle of my desk in Atelier Rorona this week but that was a bit abstruse

have either of u begun to hallucinate scrubbed-out platitudes on the whiteboard yet

wondering if they had some fake tactics drawn up on the whiteboard and eventually rubbed them off cos it was "too much"

― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:47 (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

christ. you'll be reducing real yorkshire to that minuscule glimpse of curly telephone wire next

and rightly so

i am wondering where the computer is, shoved right back on the left-hand desk maybe, or is this the age of the laptop?

would a circa 2013 company thinkpad fit in the briefcase? i'm uncertain

multiple lols!

having mulled it over for a bit i am ruling out the thinkpad as a credible enterprise solution for barnsley football club

somebody "artfully" placed those digestives there?

― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:38 Bookmark

thinking either they're contractual incentives for davies (one every 30 appearances perhaps) or barry has a private ritual where takes the 2 packs out of the drawer upon arrival at his desk, carefully lays them out, and then marks the passage of daily time with their consumption

final digestive is the healthy option taken in an attempt to mitigate guilt as home time nears and chides of wife re expanding waistline echo louder in the memory

hard lines whichever club tried to nick Mooy off us, sadly the cutoff point for City recalling him was the first week of the transfer window :×

luke freeman for 300k and big mathieu "matt" smith for 500k. no better than lower champo material imo but low risk in this market i spose

actually i know damn well smith is pony but maybe he can be handy for washington

Because
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Costa deal is done, 4 and a half years

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/826124288436600833

well in lad

ruh roh

Alistair Durden ‏@alidurdenBBC 27m
#BristolCity have made an offer for #BristolRovers striker Matty Taylor. It triggers a release clause in his contract, I understand.

it is bad enough they just got stuffed 5-0 by the cobblers, but that will give them some gaseous nausea.

tiago ilori to reading for 4m is still the iconic jan 2017 window signing imo, but norwich buying yanic wildschut off wigan for 7m comes v close

rollin my eyes wildschut

Gah, thought you were having a laugh abt Wildschut, but no... Xp

ok nope scratch that

https://twitter.com/fclm_official/status/826386012234448897

if this is steven caulker signing on loan for lokomotiv moskow we have a thumping new winner

Aston Villa have agreed a fee in the region of £15m for Brentford striker Scott Hogan.

is this like some lol Cold War thing where they have to be seen to be beating our spending?

tbf selling ashley westwood up a division for 5m must surely be the irl equivalent of joker gas