SCREECH SEX TAPE

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Wait, you hope to God you're WRONG????? You want this tape to exist??????

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

i was to see Screech in a t-shirt that says "Down with the Brown"

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

this footage was recorded specifically for this stunt.

So Screech is trying to be Tom Green.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

just babbling into the camera about 'poop,' with no females around

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

Wait, you hope to God you're WRONG????? You want this tape to exist??????

Desperately. No, I guess I meant "I hope I'm not proven wrong"? Shit, I don't know what I meant. Maybe I DO want there to be a tape. Maybe I should make an elaborate "Loose Change" style documentary about this moment in our cultural history and YouTube that shit.

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

All of you guys are just jealous.

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha, OK, prudes, here's the deal. Yes, the dirty sanchez is not appetizing, but poop is just poop. Putting that aside: Look, someone is trying -- albeit in an awkward, devilish, and ultimately self defeating way -- to move on beyond his past. Let the first person to try this and succeed cast the first bone.

More seriously, it's just a pr0n. Far worse has gotten no bats of an eye from people here. How would you feel if the masses always forever, 4 life, held you to your standards when you were 14 years old or whatever?

If Dustin is indeed 40 years old now, he's not looking bad for his age at all! In fact, for that demographic of folks that think that the Strokes are somewhat "shaggy" (or whatever band has taken the Strokes' place for white fro's and beardo's), Dustin looks reasonably ok looking. There are far fuglier guys in porn.

I've only seen the preview which is nothing... not sure if he has a really magnetic personality to go with whatever he's showin' off (which you don't see in the preview video at all, so you can put the noose down now), but even then, far fuglier more boring dudes in pr0n have gotten no shit from you guys.

If there's one thing he should be given shit for, it's allowing the title of the video to be called "Saved By The Smell", which is not only the worst title of any cinematic movie ever made, but defeats the purpose of him trying to get past his, ur, past.

Otherwise, let the screechez have his peaches! Go back to recess now.

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

but poop is just poop.

can i put some on your upper lip? it'll be funny! to me.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

how much are you paying me?

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

you'll be paid in publicity.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

These girls were probably paid in high four digits. If you can't match that, no deal, sorry.

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

never underestimate the hawtness of my brestes.

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 07:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Okay, there's fairness and egalitarianism and then there's COMPLETE AND TOTAL CRAZY TALK.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

No way is Dustin Diamond 40. Wasn't he like 12 when Saved By the Bell first aired?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

WPdia says he's 29. It also says:

Diamond has publically professed an affinity for the immensely popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft and has in fact been involved in various promotions for the game. In June of 2006 he revealed his avatar is an orc named 'Hellomoto' on the game's Gorefiend server.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

"looking ok for 40" at 29 classic or dud?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

"looking ok for 40" at 29 is the new young

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

he looks like shit

― ^@^ (map), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

http://www.google.com/trends?q=dustin+diamond

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol @ milwaukee

― ^@^ (map), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

3 years pass...

here's a fact for you: dustin diamond's current home of port washington, wisconsin was the setting for the tv series step by step

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

Do you ever take a step back and wonder what mad impulse drove you to click something titled SCREECH SEX TAPE ???

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think I just, really need a job.

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

Well that's one way of putting it...

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

henceforth, whenever i hear the term "dirty sanchez" i will picture that gif in my head

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

there was a thread where danbunny was liveblogging the screech sex tape the day it came out i wish i could find it

― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

w/ chaki

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 22:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

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