What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?

MUMBAI: Pradeep Hode, a 30 year-old from Diva in Thane, qualifies to be Mumbai's Metal Man. A chronic patient of tuberculosis of the abdomen, Hode — over the past few months — swallowed 117 coins, which were finally removed on Friday after a surgery by doctors at KEM Hospital, Parel.

Hode had been suffering from severe abdominal pain in the past few months. Based on hearsay and some bizarre logic of hiw own, Hode started swallowing coins, hoping that the heavy metal would reduce abdominal pain and create pressure to have regular bowel movement. However, his condition only went from bad to worse.

Parmeshwar Gond, senior medical officer at KEM Hospital, said Hode came with intestinal obstruction symptoms on Friday morning. "He was vomitting, had constipation and continuous abdominal pain. His bowel movement had totally stopped because of blockages in the lower abdomen," he said.

Gond said the hospital immediately put Hode through the standard investigation procedures like CT scan and X-ray of his abdomen to know the exact position of the coins in the stomach. "He was taken for surgery without wasting any time," he added. Sameer Rege, under the guidance of P Hardikar of the general surgery departmment at KEM, performed the operation on Hode for nearly two hours to remove all the coins he had swallowed.

"We had to dissect and remove a portion of his small bowel (alium) as many coins had deposited in that region. The metal had affected the condition of the small bowel," Gond said.

Ah, this thread.

Jesus, halfway back this thread is making me imagine the worst possible AIM chats between Nick and Cozen.

I love GIS:

http://www.danbooutdoors.com/RedneckGasGrill.JPG

Is that the guy from Mythbusters?

Onion Rings from Carl's Jr. gave me gas that smelled like roofing tar. I first became aware of this phenomenon one late night working alone in a small office, in which I was nearly overcome by the fumes. Unacceptable!

Cozen can confirm that there exists a pressure point on your perinium (skin between anus and testicles) which you can press and hold during orgasm to prevent ejaculation (he read it in FHM, I read it in some sex book I have). This works by simply preventing the spunk getting to your willy, and thus it gets rediretced, supposedly either into your bloodstream (eep!) or into your bowels. If it goes in your bowels you periodically shit it out, innit. (Gross bit coming, turn AWAY!) I often find it 'coats' a poo, allowing the poo to pass more easily by acting as a lubricant. This generally means it requires less wiping, too.
-- Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:36 (3 years ago) Link

Oh dear God.

HLA - I was just telling my husband earlier that I have an out of control hatred for the mythbusters guy. I don't know why and I can't explain it but I just can't stand him.

two words: whiskey shits

I was just telling my husband earlier that I have an out of control hatred for the mythbusters guy. I don't know why and I can't explain it but I just can't stand him.

I have an undying hate of the Dirty Jobs guy. I think I can explain it, though -- he's smug without being charming or funny. He just comes off like a dick.

I've never seen that show but I just googled the guy and found this:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/dirtyjobs-3.jpg

He looks like I dick. I support you in your hatred.

um . . . A dick. Whoops.

He looks like he came out of someone's ass.

at first I missed ENBB's first post completely and thought the second was a response to the thread question

whoops!

Oh dear lord, I can't breathe!

there exists a pressure point on your perinium (skin between anus and testicles) which you can press and hold during orgasm to prevent ejaculation

is this true? anyone guys tried it and willing to confess the outcome (ha!)? do you still have an orgasm but just don't ejaculate?

i'm curious.

oh, you ejaculate... eventually.

It doesn't prevent anything, it just sends your body into this emergency state for a few moments where it's like, "Ok, we're trying to deliver the sperm, but it's not getting out! Keep it going!"

btw: this is no fun by yourself. You need another person delivering the pressure for maximum torture/pleasure.

wow. i learn something new and useful here, like, EVERYDAY.

btw: does it hurt/is it uncomfortable?

no, not at all. It's only uncomfortable because you're trying to ejaculate, ferchrissakes, and your body gets confused on some reptilian level when it can't do that. It prolongs the orgasm, though.

http://warnerkirby.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/the_more_you_know775718.jpg

Actually, I don't know. I suppose if you kept applying the pressure for long enough, his body would give up and not ejaculate at all. But that sounds like less fun, not more. Let the poor guy come.

OTT

this information may come in handy one day. much appreciated ;)

Maybe that's what (someone)'s cat was trying to help do in the legendary "my cat scratched my balls while I was intercoursing my wife" story?

what a helpful cat.

who else but michael white, stan! you need to brush up on yr ILX legend...

the link above deserves wider airing:

Lightning exits woman's bottom
October 09, 2006 12:00am

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible."

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

24 Sata said the young woman had been released from hospital after being kept in overnight and was expected to make a full recovery.

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i find the medic's explanation confusing. wouldn't her rubber shoes need to be about a mile thick in order to absorb the electricity?