TEP! How often does Nickalicious guzzle zombie cum?

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NO NO WRONG EGHAGH

(it took me THAT long to post an "ugh wrong" message on this thread?)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

This thread title just *has* to be a coded message for spies.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

That's ridiculous!

Psst. Felch the Swamp Thing. Repeat: Felch the Swamp Thing.

Completely ridiculous.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

This is probably the best place to announce that I have finally been enlightened what the slang def for "Mung" is.

and no, it ain't what Wayne's World said it was.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

HURK HURK HURK BLUAGHAGHAGHGH

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

My theory that something has to be common for there to be a slang term attached to it... I'm begging for someone to disprove it now.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

It just has to be commonly talked-about, though, not commonly enacted. So I think we can blame junior high boys for this one, keep your theory intact, AND still sleep at night.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

This EC Comic on the SomethingAwful forums was linked to that def. Oh, what a horrid world we live in.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

But Tep, it will never return my breakfast to its rightful place in my stomach.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

That's a whole nother kink, and I reallyreally wish I hadn't remembered it.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"kink"? Oh no

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

kingfish, I fear I can never speak to you again. that is the most fucking revolting thing I have ever heard of, and i think i'm going to go throw up, then scoop my brain out. for fuck's sake dude, some things ARE NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 15 November 2003 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

I've been told not to click on those links, so I don't know how truly sickening they are but if you're gonna link to shit like that have the courtesy of warning folks of their nature.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 15 November 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

Tep...Tep...Tep...whatever are we going to do with you?

Mr. OBL sez that someone should give "Captain America" and "The Falcon" a big old "Cleveland Steamer." Hint Hint.

Are you trying to overthrow this great country of ours or something?

Mr. OBL also sez beware of "Vision"; he's a snitch and deserves a "donkey punch."

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 16 November 2003 03:30 (twenty years ago) link

alright, alright, sorry for the link then, folks. I didn't think that a thread about guzzling zombie cum would attract so many of the faint-hearted.

hopefully, this pic of my robot will make things better:

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/robot2.jpg

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 November 2003 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

Almost.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 16 November 2003 06:32 (twenty years ago) link

Well, see, I was vaguely involved in the birth of pineapple zombie blowjobs (Tep is the father, clearly, I'm more of.. a babysitter) and so it's one of those in-jokes that I'm in on and makes me laugh to think about.

With that little piece of 'information' (and I do use the term loosely) however, I think you killed a small piece of my soul.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 16 November 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

I think the zombie blowjob was born shortly after you tried to give Ally my hose.

― Disturbingly in-jokey Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 16 November 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

You see? NO ONE is innocent!

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 November 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

I tried to give her ahose, not your hose... You were the one who mentioned your hose. And you were being awfully stingy with that hose, if I recall...

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 16 November 2003 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

mung-news
An item concerning news a year old.

Mung, past tense of the old English verb "to ming," from which our modern mingle, seems to have been brought to this country, with many kindred forms, by the earliest settlers, and has been preserved here in its purity and power. Statements which seem contradictory are, in manner, called mung. The original meaning of mingling is retained in the Scottish noun mung, which means a porridge of two kinds of meal.

Forgotten English Page-a-Day Calendar, Friday November 28

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Mung has "purity and power"?!

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

And porridge!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

This thread makes me feel warm and safe.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

I forgot I was reviving the thread calling me out as Sex Counselor To The Undead, though. I just remembered "mung" having been mentioned here, and saw that I had fallen behind on my calendar ...

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

you should make yourself a little stand, like Lucy Van Pelt's.

"The Sex Counselor is 'WAY OUT'"

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Robert Evans would have to play me in the movie, then. I'd kinda been hoping for Mos Def.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

You'd think I'd have known better than to click on this when I'd successfully forgotten the mung thing, but I guess since I HAD forgotten it, there were no warning sirens, no bells or whistles, no big red flags, no yellow 'WARNING POLICE LINE, DO NOT CROSS' tape', no little men waving 'PROCEED WITH CAUTION' signs, and now it's back in my head, in all its glory.

I thank you.

At least I will after I throw up.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

ZOMBIE CUM IS A WARNING WHISTLE!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

Not really, it conjures memories of the rather benign 'pineapple zombie blowjob'. Which I still think is funny.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, but like, normally, independent of that ... like if some Girl Scout rapped on the door and asked you if you'd like to subscribe to Zombie Cum Quarterly, that would set off alarms.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

True - I'd wonder how the little minx got past the landmines.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

Pretty much unrelated, but do any of you find your salivary glands spurt when you sneeze?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

sneeze gland sploojing rawks

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

to borrow a line from one of Evan Dorkin's "Hectic Planet" comics, any movie where they yell "SOUND THE ALARMS" is worth watching.

even if they only sound the alarms for ninjas.

or rapping girl scouts.

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

REVIVE

― %#, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Mung has purity and power. Mung is merciless.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a sad shortage of zombie cock in my life right now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

You gotta do a little dance for it, man.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

WARNING: MUNG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

zombie theme

― chaki, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i heard nickalicious likes to chew zombie cum and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pieces of zombie cum

― ^@^, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

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