Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

"I may be his son, but I don't dance!"

That should be his album title

Don't you dare lock this thread don't take this away from me

multiple xps, but 70s Linda Ronstadt, SWOON

yah no doubt she was a total babe

otm

Neil Harrison, "All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go"

http://www.popsike.com/pix/20130423/251265238376.jpg

Honorable mention for The Guess Who, Artificial Paradise (1973), which doesn't have much of its own title to do, but which in its elaborate fake sweepstakes packaging gestures towards a The Who Sell Out kind of deal - but without designs on a Concept audible on the record. Ho ho, see, we're just hacks in it for a quick buck - no art found here, just some blues-rock jams and unconvincing genre exercises!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51VmZspgHfL.jpg

http://paradise-records.ocnk.net/data/paradise-records/product/20151106_d851dc.JPG

https://plastinka.com/images/cache/be/plastinka/110684_2_1h600.jpg

This is a brand new album by a band featuring ex-Thin Lizzy dudes.

http://assets.blabbermouth.net.s3.amazonaws.com/media/blackstarridersheavyfirecd.jpg

That belongs more to the "yawnsomely literal cover art" thread.

Has this one been done yet? Saffron Summerfield, "Fancy Meeting You Here!" (1976)

http://disk-market.sakura.ne.jp/jk/2L-01982.jpg

Sandy Davis, "Inside Every Fat Man" (1974)

http://i.imgur.com/gpAm1XX.jpg

wtf is going on on that sleeve?

I think the main character is supposed to be The Duchess's cook from Alice in Wonderland

omg what a disaster

Tinsley Ellis - Fanning The Flames (1989)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41wWaf8sWlL.jpg

Not sure we've seen "I'm Just A Rock'n'Roll Singer" by Lucifer's Friend yet:

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/963/cover_749182022010.jpg

(I have half an idea this may be disqualified on grounds of irony but OMG.)

Disappointed to find this beauty does not, in fact, exist:

https://img.discogs.com/oNrBCMHAYiRplhm9iZKd4ug2Dfk=/fit-in/600x559/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2673155-1394747404-4132.jpeg.jpg

It appears to be part of the packaging for this only slightly less horrible titles thread-worthy effort, "Sold For Prevention of Disease Only" by Wilderness Road:

http://blackgemrecords.com/gallery/d/43275-9/Wilderness+Road+_Sold+For+Prevention+Of+Disease+Only_.jpg

... making its third appearance on this thread!

Easily done though.

BTW, speaking of not-quite-titles, I couldn't resist and finally bought that Valdy album Valdy and the Hometown Band which appears from the cover to be an album by Valdy and the Hometown Band entitled Folksinger Deluxe With A Side Of Fries. It's pleasant! Pleasantly inessential even. Very very Lightfoot-esque, or Jimmy Buffett in "Come Monday" mode. If you like those things, this will help you pass forty minutes nicely and the cover is better than anything either of those acts ever came up with.

Has anyone else had the experience of discovering some no-name 70s band in the cheapie bin and getting excited because they seem like the kind of act that surely would have at least one of these titles, and then suffering a small disappointment when it becomes clear that they don't? Today's downer: Syracuse-based Jukin' Bone, who surely would have gotten around to it had their recording career lasted a little longer.

OTOH, Googling them led me to some of their home-town peers, whose one album is at least a step in the direction of one of these titles:

I grew up there and remember so much of this garbage - Rochester favorites Duke Jupiter had a couple groaners too:

http://www.dukejupiter.com/images/a-white-knuckle-ride-360px.jpg

Jukin' Bone lead singer Jumpin' Joe Whiting never stopped making this stuff: these are from 2003 and 2006 (!):

http://www.joewhitingmusic.com/Store/images/Rocket%20In%20My%20Pocket.jpg

http://www.joewhitingmusic.com/Store/images/Have%20Love%20Will%20Travel.jpg

i swear i did not intentionally juxtapose those two cd covers in a way that makes it look like joe whiting has a gigantic world-sized ass and tiny little baby legs, but i regret nothing

ahahaha

I fully believe.

https://rainbowsoundrecords.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/r-2716-lps-front.jpg

Maybe this doesn't fit cos it gave me thee actual lols but

https://s24.postimg.org/cjipt78it/mhofeib.jpg

Mike Harding - Old Four Eyes Is Back

oops

https://s24.postimg.org/cjipt78it/mhofeib.jpg

Rochdale Cowboy looking pretty contemporary there.

Has this one been done yet? Saffron Summerfield, "Fancy Meeting You Here!" (1976)

yep: can't remember if i used that cover or the slightly more awkwardly arranged alternative that drops the !

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51v1KdcKy1L.jpg

i'm just going to assume that this title/cover is a play on "say when"

http://www.robhoeke.com/images/hoezen/TwoOfAKind.jpg

Seems like people have forgotten about this other thread, several recent posts fit better there than here:

Album Covers featuring Yawnsomely Literal Cover Art in regards to said album's title.

There's a lot of overlap - yawnsome literalness reflects the same basic impulses that lay behind the current thread's canonical entries.

only major difference is this one is restricted to the 70s afaict

Can't find a decent sized pic of this cover I saw in the $2 bin this weekend, but could find an ad for it--go figure

http://thumbs4.picclick.com/d/l400/pict/201681321799_/Advert-8X12-New-Riders-Of-The-Purple-Sage.jpg

New Riders of The Purple Sage: Who Are Those Guys?

Hey Tuomas contribute or quit being a bummer

hilton felton - a man for all reasons

http://www.djdmac.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/170577334973.jpg

you could put his name on any album would make for a good album cover

https://img.discogs.com/fOEizVG0A0JKUNL0B2uwwkGYU5M=/fit-in/500x500/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4503554-1366733645-7826.jpeg.jpg

Nicky Hopkins, Ry Cooder, Mick Jagger, Bill Wyman, and Charlie Watts - Jamming With Edward! (1972)

https://img.discogs.com/qPaygOycVPPpZyo-cxYUc4Jt3GI=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-9199971-1476539388-8976.jpeg.jpg

Ry Cooder - Paradise and Lunch (1974)

i bought that Ry Cooder album cos the cover looked weird and interesting. it is neither of those.

In the liner notes to the reissue of Silk Degrees, Boz Scaggs revealed he wished Paradise & Lunch had been one of his album titles.

http://www.musicalparadise.com/image/cache/data/CDS/IAN%20GILLAN/ian-gillan-band-clear-air-turbulence-cd-music-500x500.jpg

Ian Gillan Band: Clear Air Turbulance

Might have already been posted, but he's just died so here is Peter Skellern, "Holding My Own"...

http://images.eil.com/large_image/PETER_SKELLERN_HOLDING%2BMY%2BOWN-362197.jpg

haha wow

That IGB cover is dope.

i'm certain this has been posted but still, in the spirit of the thread

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/GlennFreyNoFunAloud.jpg

Well, yeah (it's been posted). Frey doing something better suited to another Eagle (Walsh).

That one still floors me with how cheap it looks... the lighting, the lettering... this is a solo debut from one of the leads of a mega-selling act and looks like Donnie Iris running out his contract.

http://citizenfreak.com/system/titles/logos/000/304/101/thumb/304101.jpg?1423815397
this one been posted yet?

this is a solo debut from one of the leads of a mega-selling act and looks like Donnie Iris running out his contract.

That was kind of the point, Frey was supposed to be relaunching his career as the one Eagle ready for the 80s (see: The Long Run gatefold), and that's how they thought to present him.

I've mentioned this before, but one of the more interesting tales in Marc Eliot's Eagles book regards the unique problem Asylum faced when launching Henley's solo career: Here they had the voice behind several of the biggest hits of the seventies whose own name and face wasn't that familiar to the listenership because of the way the band didn't court the press in their heyday. Suddenly they were faced with this huge charisma-vacuum of a drummer turned leading man whom they were gonna have to sell to MTV.

They made him take dancing lessons.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/lyricwiki/images/0/0c/James_Taylor_-_One_Man_Dog.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080503233154

James Taylor - One Man Dog (1972). I must have flipped past two hundred copies of this in my life and never registered that it even had a title.