get the fuck in Barnsley!
― calzino, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:44 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CBZAUZC.png
¯\(°_o)/¯
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:41 (seven years ago) link
poor stevie brucie. breakfast kebab relapse caused by ross mccormack's 4ft electric gate
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:53 (seven years ago) link
http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o532/jd0wdj/SAM_7981_zpsbp4z86z0.jpgI bumped into our new signing when I left at h/t yesterday. I swear he looks taller than 6"3 or maybe I've shrunk a bit.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 January 2017 12:21 (seven years ago) link
Dr Tony Xia to Twelve Million Pounds of Ross McCormack:"Have talked to Ross.It's hard to go through the difficulty time in personal life but we all have2take whatever 2become a real MAN!Stand up!"
― calzino, Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2sJ0JFWIAAXOlg.jpg
lol! I only just got the kebab reference.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link
Karl Henry ✔ @karlhenry08@WestLondonSport Ian came in and started slating previous managers. I told him to stop being disrespectful! Hence, we've not got on since.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link
"I wouldn’t have re-signed Karl. I would not have signed on someone who’s 34-stroke-35 and not given him another opportunity to play. Karl knows this.
“But Jimmy decided to do that. What can I say? Is Jimmy right or wrong? It’s not even relevant. The fact is I want to play a different way than Jimmy did.”
“Karl’s having a think about the rest of his life. Does he need to do this now? He’s had a very, very good career."
(Referee) Ilderton's report says: “In the 55th minute fourth official Matthew Donohue informed me that Notts County manager John Sheridan should be removed from the technical area for his behaviour towards himself. I then asked Mr Sheridan to leave the technical area, and take a place in the stands. Mr Sheridan then said to me 'You're a f****** disgrace, you're f****** useless, you've not f****** got anything right today, you should be f****** ashamed, you're f****** shit, my kids aren't going to get any f****** Christmas presents because of f****** you. Mr Sheridan then took his place in the stands for the rest of the game.”Donohue also contributed to the report. “In the 56th minute, after Wycombe Wanderers had scored their second goal, Notts County manager, John Sheridan and assistant manager, Mark Crossley left the technical to complain to assistant referee, Anthony Moore,” he wrote.“I approached them to tell them they needed to remain in their technical area. Mr Sheridan then shouted directly into my face, 'You're a f****** c***. I then called across referee Eddie Ilderton, who dismissed Mr Sheridan from the technical area. On leaving the technical area, Mr Sheridan approached me again, shouting directly at me, 'You really are a c***. I'm gonna knock you out you c***.”
Donohue also contributed to the report. “In the 56th minute, after Wycombe Wanderers had scored their second goal, Notts County manager, John Sheridan and assistant manager, Mark Crossley left the technical to complain to assistant referee, Anthony Moore,” he wrote.
“I approached them to tell them they needed to remain in their technical area. Mr Sheridan then shouted directly into my face, 'You're a f****** c***. I then called across referee Eddie Ilderton, who dismissed Mr Sheridan from the technical area. On leaving the technical area, Mr Sheridan approached me again, shouting directly at me, 'You really are a c***. I'm gonna knock you out you c***.”
― calzino, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link
And why this thuggish perennial loser was taken straight back by Oldham is a bit of a mystery.
― calzino, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
just gone one nil down to the mighty swansea under 23sclementtttpouring one out for liverpool fans
― nxd, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link
omgtruly the magic of the check a trade trophycya later u21 teams
― nxd, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:37 (seven years ago) link
wagner not chromatic enough for terrence boyd so he's gone to darmstadt
everton are trying to sign a lad from lille called martin terrier, should really go for him instead
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:34 (seven years ago) link
It was a tough call for him, but when he was wiki-ing Hudds vs Darmstadt he decided that a heritage of synthesising the first batch of liquid MDMA>>> dark ol' mills full of frigging heavy woolen fine worsteds!
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link
It was probably Polter going to Union Berlin that facilitated the Quaner transfer for us. Allegedly we were going to get him on a free in the summer anyway, but the collapse of the Boyd deal and Quaner's availability hastened the move.
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link
ravel is training with us
i offer no excuse other than we put the amour fou into football
― r|t|c, Friday, 27 January 2017 13:03 (seven years ago) link
If the nurturing and stable environment of Loftus Rd doesn't work for him his next stop will be Swindon, then possibly crime or an Anglican religious order.
― calzino, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
well now
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link
http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2017/01/28/wolves-set-to-buy-helder-costa-in-club-record-deal/
at this point in his career i'm not sure Helder is actually worth this amount of money but fuck it it's about time we started acting like a bunch of megalomaniacs drunk on Chinese billions
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:36 (seven years ago) link
probs more like mendes needs some change to pay the pool cleaner but yeah. tbf u only ever need 1 tsp quality added to organization to edge most champo slobberknockers
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link
on that note ravel has now tweeted the number 14, to don our cruyff mantle one can only presume
otoh the current custodian of that shirt is jay emmanuel-thomas so maybe he's trying to warn us
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PJPRlVR.jpg
Barnsley FC @bfc_officialPHOTO: Adam Davies puts pen to paper on a new contract, alongside Reds director Barry Taylor #COYR
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:33 (seven years ago) link
sports photograph of the year 2017
everything...about...that...room...
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link
somebody "artfully" placed those digestives there?
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link
am having flashbacks to my last visit to Citizen's Advice
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:39 (seven years ago) link
i regret posting this tbh the lack of plate is triggering me big time
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:39 (seven years ago) link
i assume it's just shadow but the upper biscuits look different to the base biscuit
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:40 (seven years ago) link
they look like they've got a milled edge like certain kinds of shortcake
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:41 (seven years ago) link
lol i've just seen the mug on top of the filing cabinet
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:42 (seven years ago) link
good spot, the bottom is a digestive and the uppers are ridged shortcake
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:45 (seven years ago) link
wondering if they had some fake tactics drawn up on the whiteboard and eventually rubbed them off cos it was "too much"
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:47 (seven years ago) link
just realized Adam Davies's Adam's apple is fucking huge
note also proper black pleather briefcase flush with cabinet just visible in corner
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:50 (seven years ago) link
oh yeah, presumably that contains the bundles of twenties that constitute his signing-on fee
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:52 (seven years ago) link
why wouldnt you start with the digestive tho. driving me mad
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:59 (seven years ago) link
he's got nothing to dunk it in because some idiot's moved his mug on top of the filing cabinet
this whole thing is like some Magritte-esque deconstruction of an office
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link
Barry Taylor wearing a pretty weighty sov by the look of it, mark of a guy you can trust
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:02 (seven years ago) link
wondering if the blue bic being used to sign the contract isnt a bourgeois artistic overstep
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:03 (seven years ago) link
guys this is too much quality for a sunday lunchtime
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:04 (seven years ago) link
not suggesting barry would be a mont blanc man but he'd def maybe have a set of parkers on his amazon wishlist
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link
i think maybe he did before, but it blew up in and ruined his previous jacket and her indoors rebuked him for his folly
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:08 (seven years ago) link
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:04 Bookmark
so transportive is this image that i genuinely did a double take thinking it was 3pm on a tuesday
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:10 (seven years ago) link
only just realised it looks like Barry's rocking the sports jacket and jeans combo
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:14 (seven years ago) link
a look i've definitely owned myself, no side-eye intended
second thoughts i dunno i can't see any indication of a fly on there
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:15 (seven years ago) link
yeah that got me too. blues and greys tho, not incohesive from barry
idk how many hours of my life i've spent sitting at desks like these pondering my distaste for the plastic cable hole cover thing
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:22 (seven years ago) link
the cover thing has a beautiful and thoughtful consonance with the plateless biscuits tho of course
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:28 (seven years ago) link
i had noted that
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link
also a personal association with the lucky coin i planted on the middle of my desk in Atelier Rorona this week but that was a bit abstruse
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link