pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

sarcasm I guess?

the rest of the review would seem to indicate that is not sarcasm

but yeah idk anymore

forget the book, print those lyrics on toilet paper

save me a trip - what album review is the above quote taken from?

Fred Thomas "Changer"

some "indie rock lifer" I've never heard of before

Ah. I liked the bands he was in - Saturday Looks Good To me and Flashpapr - but cant say I've heard any of his solo stuff...

[daring to ask an earnest question about pitchfork dot com]

who among the newish crop of p4k writers do ppl like? now that the era of everyone on ilm and their mother being on staff has come to a close, who do you read? i liked Jeremy Gordon but i think he's at Spin now

Seth Colter Walls, Colin Joyce and Katherine St. Asaph are good p4k 3.0 additions.

Walls is definitely a good addition. Especially since he seems to actually have taste, and not just cover whatever Fully Altered Media [the kings of NYC jazz PR] feeds him.

seconding whiney's picks. mike powell's been contributing forever but remains good. ditto for andy beta. laura snapes

i also usually think jayson greene's writing is great but he's my editor so i'm trying not to overstate the case

the Fred Walker album is good tbh, v cringey that the p4k subheads for both this album and the previous use "indie rock lifer"

i guess he was in saturday looks good to me and his name is alive (though he's not like the main dude i don't think?)

a news article w absolutely zero musical content.

http://pitchfork.com/news/71030-broad-city-prepare-for-trump-administration-in-hilarious-new-video-watch/

i am sure it has been said a zillion times before, but a small thing that makes me irrationally angry about Pitchfork, is the fact that Ochs' new album, gets a score of 8.5, but apparently doesn't fall into the 'Best New Music' category. (whilst xx's new one > 8.4 did)

why? and more importantly, if you're going to get this ridic about grades (8.4, 8.5, which in all its specificity signals some kind of weird objectivity),, then shouldn't those mean something in the bigger picture of what is good music (aka Best New Music).

o well

It's from 1965...

ah!

(ok best new reissue)

*ira-ang temporarily subdued) :-)

I'm sorry, I should have been more specific. It's not being reissued either, it's the sunday classic review. I think they just put a protest singer on there because they're mad at Trump?

I mean, I'm sorry if I seem snarky :) It is kinda dumb and confusing that they don't clearly mark their classic reviews.

:-) true dat.

(obviously i went out and found 2 best new reissues with 8.3's)

let's just say, it would also be nice if one could filter Pitchfork reviews by scores, preferably by decimal. wink wink.

By the way, they don't give BNM to anything that goes over a certain score. It's more about whether that album also has strong crossover appeal as well.

Killer Mike Says It’s OK to “Fuck Up” Richard Spencer

Thank goodness. All week I've been feeling privately conflicted about me and my Facebook peers publicly cheering for this dumbass getting punched, wondering all along, in the back of my mind, if "Killer Mike" would approve

why the air quotes? p sure Killer Mike has been way more involved in activism than most of us on this forum.

anyone notice headlines have been pretty bonkers since the Conde sale?

http://pitchfork.com/news/71121-ryan-adams-BONKERS-box-set-features-action-figures-play-set/
http://pitchfork.com/news/67320-animal-collectives-avey-tare-releases-BONKERS-welcome-to-funzone-video-watch/
http://pitchfork.com/news/65873-the-avalanches-mf-doom-danny-brown-share-BONKERS-frankie-sinatra-video-watch/
http://pitchfork.com/news/65764-four-tets-new-track-has-a-BONKERS-insanely-long-title-listen/
http://pitchfork.com/news/63147-underworld-share-BONKERS-i-exhale-video/

they know it's candy now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf9i-XVeFBY

haha, that's bonkers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9st3JkaE3Kw

xp I remember those, those were delicious

Thank goodness. All week I've been feeling privately conflicted about me and my Facebook peers publicly cheering for this dumbass getting punched, wondering all along, in the back of my mind, if "Killer Mike" would approve

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what a disastrous post

Me and my Facebook peers down by the schoolyard

i'm really digging the new autoplay videos at the top of the page

In the Colin Newman feature today, he uses the word "bonkers" twice.

I'd like to think that whoever from pfork was interviewing him proposed the use of the word. Like he was struggling to convey how intense and crazy something was to him and the interviewer was like, "Would you say it was. . . bonkers?"

RIP bananas

THIS SHIT / IS BONKERS! / B-O-N-K-E-R...E...uh, errr, that doesn't really work

I did an interview once where the musician said "bonkers" approximately 20 times, mostly in regard to non-bonkers things

http://pitchfork.com/news/71269-new-craft-beer-focused-website-october-launches/

haha me & another ilxor on twitter just the other day:

@MattHelgeson every brewpub has to have a beer named after a ween song
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Matt Helgeson @MattHelgeson
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@p3even_stalmer craft brewing is the last stage of alternative rock culture

What the fuck is this?

https://oct.co/articles/deer-hunter-rolling-rock-blue-velvet-pbr-product-placmeent

i'm glad that it's really difficult for me to read all of the sideways text

what i want is for a site to give me a headache

"Go watch Taxi Driver or A Hard Day’s Night again and you might be surprised by how little screen time the violence gets.

It’s not the worst choice of product, given the beer’s ties to the region. But as much as Rolling Rock is Pennsylvanian, so is Yuengling, and probably more so in the rural areas at that time. Yuengling gets more (and better) ratings than Rolling Rock on ratings app Untappd, but both beers get a home state boost. Yuengling gets 50% more ratings in Pennsylvania than the national average, and Rolling Rock enjoys 25% more checkins than usual. And if you’re really going to get micro-regional about it, the movie might have been in Iron City territory.

unbelievable how Michael Cimino slept on the uptappd ratings for these beers.

No matter how many fails they have with these side projects, they just keep going don't they? The pitch for this one seems particularly poor. "Will use beer as the lens with which it approaches all elements of beer culture."

*degenerate drunk holds down vomit to slug back eighth beer of day*

"I wish I could read a thinkpiece on this."

I miss the Dissolve.

"beer culture"

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