Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

inshah allah

otm

i for one support lindsay lohan's sincere and deeply-held religious beliefs and wish her all the best in her new spiritual life

aw, that Annie Hall picture is nice. Is it recent ?
Everytime this thread pops up, I expect some new low for her...

If it keeps her on the wagon, it's all good.

https://s30.postimg.org/ey04gxto1/IMG_0058.jpg

Would make quite a nice family photograph.

wtf

The badges were apparently presented by Lohan to Erdogan and say 'the world is bigger than five', referring to the five permanent members of the security council. idk where Bana Alabed fits in to it all. Maybe she liked Mean Girls.

i just realised we're living in a world where lindsay lohan is probably better-informed about world affairs than the president of the usa and i think i need to go and have a nice lie down somewhere dark and quiet

Idk I am not necessarily impressed with her love of the Erdogan regime

i didn't say she was well-informed

i do feel like if she were given a national security briefing, she would listen to it

a us briefing or turkey one?

whatever, i just think she would try to take her responsibility seriously!

okay so lilo is locked in for her 2020 presidential run, who's gonna be her vp?

I'll do it why not nothing matters

I Appresh Treesh

She will not be ready and legal by 2020 guys.

she's six months too young, sad

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/02/21/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-racially-profiled-over-a-headscarf-at-london-airport/

On “Good Morning Britain” on Tuesday, Lohan said that learning about different cultures and beliefs is something that “feeds my soul.” After repeated questions from Morgan, she said she reads an English translation of the Muslim holy book regularly but declined to say whether she was converting to Islam.

“I think that me studying the Koran is something that I've found a solace in,” Lohan said. “I just study it. Nothing is confirmed yet.”

Morgan asked her why she was “reluctant” to say either way whether she was “in the process” of converting.

“It's a consideration I have,” Lohan said. " … I don't want to speak on something that I haven't finished yet.”

Note: Not addressed at any point during the Tuesday morning interview was Lohan's curious new and unclassifiable accent.

Her old accent wasn't natural.

Accents are accent, what the heck.

I saw the interview, accent was vaguely English, unremarkable I would say

Accents are accents, typo fix.

Reasons Why 45 Is Gross, #129875 (In A Continuing Series): http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/donald-trump-on-lindsay-lohan/

"Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?" said Stern.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Trump said. "She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"

Puke

money.cnn.com

as in, on the

"THIS IS our president. Stop #bullying him & start trusting him. Thank you personally for supporting #THEUSA
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 4, 2017"

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Lindsay-Lohan-Defends-President-Trump-Stop-11267405.php

Wonder if she's read the quote four posts above. Celebity ouroboros.

I expected better judgment from Lindsay Lohan, very disappointed

Jesus God that Trump quote from Stern.

Been quiet, thesedays...

It's been a whole week since a fawning NYT profile about her, and a day since she allegedly bragged at having a rival nightclub shut down for tax evasion

Hot, Ready, and Snitchin'

sic’s lilo google alerts finally pay off

lilo & sic

"Lindsay Lohan, speaking in Middle Eastern accent, tries to kidnap homeless kids and gets punched in face"

headline undersells it, if anything

TAGS :
LINDSAY LOHAN
WTF

you know, i wonder....actually you know what, never mind. 2018.

https://themuse.jezebel.com/no-one-is-safe-in-lindsay-lohans-beach-club-1831468826

This show is full of awful, terrible obnoxious Instagram types AND I LOVE IT

somehow i ended up watching this. She is so fucking weird

fame is a helluva drug

i think she's intersting and i'm glad she's back on the radar. she's really the marilyn of our times

wow this was really fucked up i didn't know this

There’s also the aforementioned accent, which Lohan most recently displayed when she live-streamed a video of herself getting into a physical altercation with a homeless family. It’s not surprising that Lohan and her family have turned, again and again, to reality television as a means of extending their frenetic brand of fame; it’s only notable that they haven’t yet fully succeeded.

the accent is hilarious. It's like this girl I went to school with who put on this mad accent to speak to her German exchange partner.

Nothing is funny about this. She was a totally normal kid who was tortured by the media in her formative years abd now she seems odd and dissociative.

and when she dies everyone will say what a tragedy it was and wonder if they were complicit or not